Ready to pounce

kick-s
22 Aug 2008 12:14

Your last blog was much more interesting Ndabz. You've lost your spark now. You sound like those celeb wannabe's. Why the hating? Nigga Pleeeeeze!!!

Firstdvd
22 Aug 2008 12:33

*Poor schlebs*

Brown Shuga
22 Aug 2008 13:27

lol Kick-S mara nami am kinda lost! Lol

what aka mathata
22 Aug 2008 13:56

hao bathong,ke molefifing

Cande
22 Aug 2008 14:07

Ja neh, wat is ur point Ndaba?

HARAMBE24
22 Aug 2008 15:34

I am all for juicy celebrity gossip but this is tacky, its cheap dear and full of celeb hating....KICK-S: you can say that again, NIGGA PLEEEZE!!!!

sorry ndabazabantu...this is boring with a cap B!!! sorry to sound like i am bitching, but hai suka mani..next blog please.

heavenly
22 Aug 2008 15:58

give us the names of the starring schlebs(i know they do ,especially the has beens in malls). sifuna amagama abo, tell us ngoba uyabazi.

what aka mathata
22 Aug 2008 16:01

m,m,m

what aka mathata
22 Aug 2008 16:29

every country must have celebs,so if we put them down i dont think we are going to benefit,because everyday we need ppl like them.

the fact is ,they have their own right to do any mistake like anyone,what they are driving is non of our business,the onlything when they do something positive we must be happy for them,it those cars they dont belong to them GOOD FOR THEM,atleast they are better than my brother,th ey atleast know how to drive.

makeup or not,the fact is shis good inside,she knows the value of human being,n she can take good care of her family,atleast if they fail,but they did try to better their lifes.BUTthey didnt fail to try .

HOW MANY ATLEAST DID YOU HAVE?ATLEAST THEY TRY THEY DONT ROB ANYONE.

all i can say my dear,dont look for negatively,look where they come from with life.

Firstdvd
22 Aug 2008 17:30

Spice up pls...

Holy Ghost Fire
23 Aug 2008 09:45

Thath'i-cover Ndabazabantu!!

Cande
23 Aug 2008 15:24

Mathatha you making soo much sense doll, and am not being sarcastic

Floh
23 Aug 2008 15:44

Mnximf!!!!!!!!!!!

what aka mathata
23 Aug 2008 15:51

as long we say good things about them,one day we are going to thank them,because our kids are going to learn from them,But when we say bad things about them,is like we push them down,

what is the use for them to be in public when we say negative things about them,...........................,they gave up,so when they gave up ,what about their kids?is not fair at all,they are just ppl like me n you.

always you cant look for negative things they are doing,over 100,they have 75,so they deserve respect n privasy,letshokolo mos,it do happen to anyone,

so hase motlholo,if they use TAXI,sometimes they want to feel other ppl s
mofufutso,

Firstdvd
23 Aug 2008 16:10

MaT, you've changed these days, not in a bad way though...Is it me or what? I like you gal ;-)

what aka mathata
23 Aug 2008 17:19

no,im like this,goat is a goat,monkey is monkey,sometimes the truth build,but if you expect negative to be positive,mmmmmm,i tell the way it is

Toxic
25 Aug 2008 01:42

*damn, missed the drama*

Puma
25 Aug 2008 02:01

Me too : (

Cande
25 Aug 2008 02:04

what happened to the article?

Toxic
25 Aug 2008 02:10

cande, can u recap cause wena u saw it?

cleve
25 Aug 2008 02:10

I am wondering too.

awelani
25 Aug 2008 02:12

??

Nonny
25 Aug 2008 02:13

I wanna see the article as well, where is Ndaba???

Ndabazabantu
25 Aug 2008 02:18

Mathata Mathata Mathata, I make other people's businesses mine, thats Ndabazabantu's passion, as for being a schleb wanna be, if appearing on your small screens makes every twiddle dee and twiddle dum schlebs then I AM A SCHLEB!

now I am busy trying to figure out what happened to my article, I thought I was the only one who doesn't have a life..... )

Nonny
25 Aug 2008 02:20

Glad to cyber see u Ndaba, and I can't w8 4 ur article!

andi01
25 Aug 2008 02:22

Haybo ninani, what happened to the article???,yhoo I am so curious

Centrepiece
25 Aug 2008 02:24

The article back pls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nonny
25 Aug 2008 02:25

Andile mfethu, sonke s'funukwazi!!!

Toxic
25 Aug 2008 02:35

Ndaba, bring back the article tu. I want to see what it is about it that upset people so much.

carino
25 Aug 2008 02:37

Haibo!

Cande
25 Aug 2008 02:38

the article was not clear gore ke ka ga eng Toxic, but ke it doesnt deserve to nyamalala like this

carino
25 Aug 2008 02:39

Load Shedding!

Nonny
25 Aug 2008 02:42

TVSA Shedding!!!! *what's new*.............nc nc nc *shaking my head*

Toodecent
25 Aug 2008 02:42

WTF is going on this side of town?

Cody
25 Aug 2008 02:47

somblief tu!!! article!!!

Pooky
25 Aug 2008 02:47

??
@Awelani

me too mfethu

carino
25 Aug 2008 02:53

Pookzzz..., did you find out ngalaPeanut Butter??? I'm dying to know what it meant??

Toxic
25 Aug 2008 02:58

mehlolo!

andi01
25 Aug 2008 03:00

To all my dawgs up in here (Nonny, Awe, Carino, Tox, TDC, Pooky , Khodeyi, Cande, D-maths, and ya'all crazy blockers), i would like to say. Wazuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppppppp, niggas.

andi01
25 Aug 2008 03:00

Nabafikayo torhwana ndiyanamkela apha kwa TVSA

carino
25 Aug 2008 03:03

waaaaduP??

awelani
25 Aug 2008 03:04

Whooof Whooof Andi!!!

Pooky
25 Aug 2008 03:05

Pookzzz..., did you find out ngalaPeanut Butter??? I'm dying to know what it meant??

LOL...no shem Cariri, i havent seen/spoken to my pal since la friday she sms's me....maybe i'll email her today and ask what it meant........

Cody
25 Aug 2008 03:06

'sup yow!!!!!!!!!

molibelis
25 Aug 2008 03:07

Tired of Selling Ice to Eskimos, so now tell us,do we look like the eskimos????

Toodecent
25 Aug 2008 03:07

To all my dawgs up in here (Nonny, Awe, Carino, Tox, TDC, Pooky , Khodeyi, Cande, D-maths, and ya'all crazy blockers), i would like to say. Wazuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppppppp, niggas. >>> Am here gal ..... entlik am sitting here with envy thinking what the HELL I was to do to Latoya in that BBA house LOL ;-)

Pooky
25 Aug 2008 03:08

@Andile.....hehehehehe wanqondba uzoqala ngo Nonny today since you forgot about her last week hehehehehehe.......i'm sure she's dancing like a white guy manje

Yeah daawwwg wudddduuuuppp G

awelani
25 Aug 2008 03:10

i'm sure she's dancing like a white guy manje Was thinking the same thing too, she must be feeling lyk a fish in water,,,LOL..

Centrepiece
25 Aug 2008 03:11

Has anyone seen WSG? if you happen to see her please tell her we her ko-TVSA, we need her rescue!!!!!!!!!!

Toxic
25 Aug 2008 03:18

'sup Andeeee! This nigress is sooooo bored, if it aint BBA, it's disappearing articles.....nxxxx

Cande
25 Aug 2008 03:21

Wazuup Andi ma nigger?

Cande
25 Aug 2008 03:21

Wazuup Andi ma nigger?

andi01
25 Aug 2008 03:23

@Andile.....hehehehehe wanqondba uzoqala ngo Nonny today since you forgot about her last week hehehehehehe....... yeka izinja ezileleyo zilale (let sleeping dawgs, lie) LOL

zolx
25 Aug 2008 03:34

To all my dawgs up in here (Nonny, Awe, Carino, Tox, TDC, Pooky , Khodeyi, Cande, D-maths, and ya'all crazy blockers), *zolx sobbing because she's not one of andi's niggas/dawgs...but i am BLACK!!

Morning y'all...happy Mandag!!!

Pooky
25 Aug 2008 03:34

ndiziyekile mtshanam..LOL

Pooky
25 Aug 2008 03:35

Morning Zolx...

andi01
25 Aug 2008 03:39

@zolx, being black doesnt automatically qualify you to be a nigga, you need to go through initiation school. Its like wena sisi just bcoz u have wings, that doesnt make you an angel, you could be a bat after all you are black. LOL, just kidding babes, uyayazi but ke "evuka mva ikholwa zizagweba", i guess you werent early enough to catch the worm, serves you right for being LATE.

andi01
25 Aug 2008 03:41

@Zolx, I will have to take you through initiation, answer the following

1. Give me 4 uses of sunlight soap (isitena) LOL

Toxic
25 Aug 2008 03:43

2. Give us three uses of newspaper...LOL

belz
25 Aug 2008 03:43

hey zolx my dawg, now stop moaning coz you are someone's dawg, my dawg.

zolx
25 Aug 2008 03:45

that's a good one there andi...okay, here 't goes:

a) uvasa impahla (laundry)
b) uvasa umzimba (body soap)
c) uvasa amazinyo (to clean teeth when its that difficult time of the month)
d) ucheba intloko (to shave)...

need i go on????

Cande
25 Aug 2008 03:45

LMAO, you guys..hihihii

carino
25 Aug 2008 03:49

3. What do you call a possessed man that smokes Tik and beats his woman?? clue: it's short and it's found in Venda.

zolx
25 Aug 2008 03:49

thanks belz my love...how is you vandag??

are those answers appropriate andi??

awelani
25 Aug 2008 03:50

OMG, Andi&Tox ni phambene yhuu!! LMBAO and nawe Zolx, u ya phendula, tok about wanting to fit in or is it pear pressure.

Cnglemother
25 Aug 2008 03:51

@Zolx wanting to be inja kaAndi01 tl-tl-tl!

awelani
25 Aug 2008 03:52

3. What do you call a possessed man that smokes Tik and beats his woman?? clue: it's short and it's found in Venda. I wana 'hear' dis......

Toxic
25 Aug 2008 03:56

3. What do you call a possessed man that smokes Tik and beats his woman?? clue: it's short and it's found in Venda.

Is Benson from Venda?

Pooky
25 Aug 2008 03:58

a) uvasa impahla (laundry)
b) uvasa umzimba (body soap)
c) uvasa amazinyo (to clean teeth when its that difficult time of the month)
d) ucheba intloko (to shave)...

LOL@zolx....

awelani
25 Aug 2008 03:58

Who's Benson??

Cnglemother
25 Aug 2008 04:00

u call yoself Andi01's dawg and u dont know Benson sies! Disable her Andi01 from ya dawgs.

andi01
25 Aug 2008 04:02

@Zolx-need i go on????, no no no, no need hay sure bade, you are a true nigga, you aint trippin dawg you know your stuff, you are my dawg aaaiyt, i 've got ur black back nigga, i promise and dat aint no lie. The one use of sunlight I like the most (use it as a roll on).

Give us three uses of newspaper...LOL
As toilet paper
Wrap sausage or meat around
To make a zol

(In zolx voice) need i go on???

@Toxic-Is Benson from Venda ?- I wish, cause I would have booked him a bus home a long time ago, and to promise to follow afetr 2 days. that nigga is so broke he wouldnt have the bus fair to return to Kaap.

carino
25 Aug 2008 04:02

Is Benson from Venda?

Tox, not who is.... but what do you call?

belz
25 Aug 2008 04:04

LOL!!! at this nigga bizniss. andiswa, hahahahahahah!!!

zolx
25 Aug 2008 04:04

is it pear pressure. - ewe tyini!!!

andi01
25 Aug 2008 04:04

@ cnglemother-u call yoself Andi01's dawg and u dont know Benson sies! Disable her Andi01 from ya dawgs: LOL.. the final written warning has been served to awelani.

andi01
25 Aug 2008 04:06

You see awelani, when leaving in the Nigga's hood, you have to know erithing bout eribhade, we need to know our enemies dawg so that we know who to attack, you hear me amigo???

Toxic
25 Aug 2008 04:07

Carino:

A Hedge? Hayi none of us know!

andi01
25 Aug 2008 04:07

@ Carino- hedges??????????????

awelani
25 Aug 2008 04:08

1ma, shuduppp, lol.

Ka ka karino, is it Mpesu??

Pooky
25 Aug 2008 04:09

Give us three uses of newspaper...
nami ngicela ukuphendula lombuzo wakho Toxiki

-to read
-to wash the windows
-to put on the floor to prevent water from spreading when de-frosting your fridge

Give us 4 uses of salt....

Cande
25 Aug 2008 04:09

pear pressure or peer pressure..hihihihi

carino
25 Aug 2008 04:10

ROUND TWO:

going..going...

What do you call a possessed man that smokes Tik and beats his woman?? clue: it's short and it's found in Venda.

Miss K
25 Aug 2008 04:10

Give me 4 uses of sunlight soap (isitena)
1. Washing clothes
2. To relieve constipation
3. To put on as a face mask while washing clothes in the sun
4. Apply to burnt skin

Give us three uses of newspaper...
1. To use as kak papier
2. Used when washing windows
3. used for ukubopha izoli! BB
4.(Bonus) Used to line cupboards

So andi01 and Tox am I upgraded to Nigga/dawg now??

andi01
25 Aug 2008 04:12

@ Carino- What do you call a possessed man that smokes Tik and beats his woman?? clue: it's short and it's found in Venda. I sense some "eventa kokozing here", nigga are you using my pain, sorrow and melanchony to boost your sense of humour, talk about having my back for real. ROTFLMAOL

Toxic
25 Aug 2008 04:12

Give us 4 uses of salt....

to add flavour to your meal
to sprinkle on frogs so they die
to toss over your back if you break a mirror

awelani
25 Aug 2008 04:13

Woof, I 'ear' u dawg, Woof, but it luks as if Carino is tokin about sungthin else and not what u&1ma are tokin 'bout, 'ear' me child?

carino
25 Aug 2008 04:13

Looks like the list of niggaz is getting shorter and shorter...

Miss K
25 Aug 2008 04:14

What do you call a possessed man that smokes Tik and beats his woman?? Tokoloshe??? LOL

andi01
25 Aug 2008 04:14

@cande pear pressure or peer pressure..hihihihi- hay wethu, i pressure yamapere, its all the same

Toxic
25 Aug 2008 04:15

Andi:
As toilet paper
Wrap sausage or meat around
To make a zol

Pooky:
-to read
-to wash the windows
-to put on the floor to prevent water from spreading when de-frosting your fridge

Miss K
. To use as kak papier
2. Used when washing windows
3. used for ukubopha izoli! BB
4.(Bonus) Used to line cupboards

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ya'll are nigresses thru and thru!

Pooky
25 Aug 2008 04:15

3. To put on as a face mask while washing clothes in the sun
Tl tl tl tl tl

awelani
25 Aug 2008 04:16

@Cande:pear pressure or peer pressure..hihihihi, ku se tvsa la sisi, if i say its pear pressure, then its pear pressure, LOL.

carino
25 Aug 2008 04:16

my dawgs up in here (Nonny, Awe, Carino, Tox, TDC, Pooky , Khodeyi, Cande, D-maths,

I'll let all the "dawgs" try their luck before I give out the answer...

Im disappointed....

Toxic
25 Aug 2008 04:17

Looks like the list of niggaz is getting shorter and shorter...

LOL!!!!!!

andi01
25 Aug 2008 04:17

What do you call a possessed man that smokes Tik and beats his woman?? Tokoloshe??? LOL, @ Miss K

Give us 4 uses of salt....

To chase away all evil spirit (aka Tokoloshe LOL)
To kill snails
Mix with water to vomit
Mix with sugar and water to help stop diarhea

need I go on????

awelani
25 Aug 2008 04:18

Tokoloshe??? LOL

Y'all nikkas are crazy, tl tl tl tl tl

Toxic
25 Aug 2008 04:19

Madenza?

Toodecent
25 Aug 2008 04:19

Answer for?

Toxic
25 Aug 2008 04:20

Give us 4 uses of salt....

To chase away all evil spirit (aka Tokoloshe LOL)
To kill snails
Mix with water to vomit
Mix with sugar and water to help stop diarhea

Ukughaba?tl tl tl!!!!!! i literally have tears streamin down my face @ this!!

carino
25 Aug 2008 04:21

Tik-oloshe......

andi01
25 Aug 2008 04:22

@ Toxic, Ukughaba?- Ngqumakho, bhemakho, I promise, the water must be luke warm

Centrepiece
25 Aug 2008 04:23

Please can someone save the day???? People are starting to apply to be izinja, and i think that is not verry good. Someone save the day PRETTY PLS!!!!!!!!

awelani
25 Aug 2008 04:23

Give us three uses of newspaper...
1. To use as toilet paper.
2. Used when washing windows
3. used for ukubopha izolo.
4.Use to close windows (as curtains) when u dont have curtains.

andi01
25 Aug 2008 04:24

@Carino- Tik-oloshe......, you are the craziest blocker on the block, istrue Gawd

awelani
25 Aug 2008 04:26

Madenza? LOL @ Tox.

Tik-oloshe, Wena Carino, where dis u c dis Tik-oloshe wakho o bemayo, Daily Sun?? lol.

Cody
25 Aug 2008 04:26

The one use of sunlight I like the most (use it as a roll on).

What do you call a possessed man that smokes Tik and beats his woman?? clue: it's short and it's found in Venda

to toss over your back if you break a mirror

I surely left during ka break (lunch time) and never returned to the Dawgs Initiation School 'cause i surely didnt know dis. ROTFLMGAO!!!! you dawgs are trippin' , geez, im out coz, i aint no ma'fu#k (in tupac's voice)

Pooky
25 Aug 2008 04:27

Give us 4 uses of Vaseline

awelani
25 Aug 2008 04:28

i luv dis place,,,,,

Pooky
25 Aug 2008 04:28

Carino i'm worried ngawe child....Tik-oloshe??

Toxic
25 Aug 2008 04:28

Carino......why is this Tik smoking tokoloshe found in Venda? Hayi dawg, that was a trick question!

Toxic
25 Aug 2008 04:30

Give us 4 uses of Vaseline

as a lubricant before you gooi i spuit
as a lip gloss
as a hair conditioner
as a body lotion

awelani
25 Aug 2008 04:32

Give us 4 uses of Vaseline
1. ukugcobisa umzimba(sp).
2. 2 use as lip balm.
3. 2 eat (i'v heard of churches where they tell their members 2 eat it).
4. 2 smear ur whole body so dat u can slip thru C-Max Prison(Ananias Mathe)

andi01
25 Aug 2008 04:32

@ Toxic-why is this Tik smoking tokoloshe found in Venda? Hayi dawg, that was a trick question! say that again amigo

Give us 4 uses of Vaseline

As body lotion
As hair moisturiser
As lip gloss
To releave blocked nose
If you not JZ, use it instead of Baby oil

andi01
25 Aug 2008 04:33

4. 2 smear ur whole body so dat u can slip thru C-Max Prison(Ananias Mathe)- ROTFLMAOL, PRICELESS

Pooky
25 Aug 2008 04:34

Give us 4 uses of Vaseline

Oh i've got one too....
To smear right around your head and ears before you apply i-cream relaxer to prevent ama side burns

andi01
25 Aug 2008 04:35

@AWELANI-. 2 eat (i'v heard of churches where they tell their members 2 eat it).
I love you dawg enough to tell you when you trippin LOL

Pooky
25 Aug 2008 04:36

2 eat (i'v heard of churches where they tell their members 2 eat it). Haibo!!!!!!!!!!

2 smear ur whole body so dat u can slip thru C-Max Prison(Ananias Mathe)
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Pooky
25 Aug 2008 04:39

Give us 4 uses of old underwear

Toxic
25 Aug 2008 04:40

Oh i've got one too....
To smear right around your head and ears before you apply i-cream relaxer to prevent ama side burns

tl tl tl tl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cody
25 Aug 2008 04:40

@Carino- Tik-oloshe......, you are the craziest blocker on the block, istrue Gawd
f
oshizzi manizzi andi!!! LOL

Tripple LOL@ Carino and her daily sun Tik-oloshe!! you killed me Awe!! geez dawg!!!!

faraimagic
25 Aug 2008 04:41

Is it just me or its the computer or this article is really Blank?

faraimagic
25 Aug 2008 04:42

Is it just me or its the computer or this article is really Blank?

zolx
25 Aug 2008 04:43

Give us 4 uses of Vaseline

1. Uthambisa impundu zosana (baby bum moisturiser)
2. Uthambisa (smear) umboshonqo (d**k) for easy entrance
3. Uphelisa utyabuka kwemiphakatho
4. uthambisa amashiya (way back in the day...dont ask why...for shine i guess)

Shadow
25 Aug 2008 04:45

Uses of vaseline...
To apply on locks for smooth opening.
As a lubricant for the likes of H24 (got luv 4 u dawg..)

Cody
25 Aug 2008 04:45

3. 2 eat (i'v heard of churches where they tell their members 2 eat it). LOL which church Awe?
4. 2 smear ur whole body so dat u can slip thru C-Max Prison(Ananias Mathe) ROTFLMAO that's off the hoo joe!!

Miss K
25 Aug 2008 04:49

Tik-oloshe! ROTFLMBAO!!!! Ok Carino but why only found eVenda?? I would think die Kaap has lots of those!!

zolx
25 Aug 2008 04:49

Give us 4 uses of old underwear

1. ufinya ngayo
2. as a towel after s8x if there's no towel (e.g in the car or the cinema)

Miss K
25 Aug 2008 04:54

hay hay hay Awe my nigga usityisa intloya ngoku!! People eating vaseline at church???

Toxic
25 Aug 2008 04:55

Give us 4 uses of old underwear

to use as a "shoe-shine"
to use as a duk to cover your head at night

awelani
25 Aug 2008 04:57

LOL which church Awe? Id rather not say Dawgg

Miss K
25 Aug 2008 04:58

Give us 4 uses of old underwear
1. Use as skorobho
2. Use as a shoe shiner
3. Take the rekeni (elastic) and use it on your skirt
4. If its big enuf (your grandmas) use it as i-doek for ukulala

carino
25 Aug 2008 05:03

Is it just me or its the computer or this article is really Blank?

It's just you, Farai...

And guys, tik-oloshe is not a Daily-Sun thing.. ...clearly you guys are not dawgg enough..

Bonita
25 Aug 2008 05:04

Hee Ndabazabantu ukuphi vele i-Article mara hee?

Pooky
25 Aug 2008 05:04

3. Take the rekeni (elastic) and use it on your skirt
4. If its big enuf (your grandmas) use it as i-doek for ukulala

tl tl tl tl tl tl......

Cnglemother
25 Aug 2008 05:04

u guys are killing me LOL! andi01 yintoni kangaka? uzolx is trying by all means ukufitha-in.

Cody
25 Aug 2008 05:05

LOL which church Awe? Id rather not say Dawgg I know what you mean dawg!! I asked around after i heard which church it was, i Triple LOLed my ass off!!! i heard that they use i-vicks on their faces as well! doesnt that burn?? gaaaad!!!

Nonny
25 Aug 2008 05:07

LOL

felfel
25 Aug 2008 05:07

2 more uses for vaseline:

To spread on ur bread when there's no butter ......or is that holsum????

To fry ur egg with when ther's no oil.................LOL

Kunzima bethuna.........

Pooky
25 Aug 2008 05:08

LOL which church Awe? Id rather not say Dawgg I know what you mean dawg!!

oh Awe and Cody please share bafethu....which church is that, i promise i wont tell....hihihii

Miss K
25 Aug 2008 05:10

Hey wena Khodeyi, shame the devil and tell us the truth! Which church is it?? Although i have my suspicions...mhhhhh!

Cody
25 Aug 2008 05:11

meant doesnt "it" burn not........doesnt that burn.

And guys, tik-oloshe is not a Daily-Sun thing.. ...clearly you guys are not dawgg enough.. I cant stop LOLing on this statement! i just remembered the daily sun Tik-oloshe....... that dog with sun glasses covered with a blanket on daily sun! hai suka maan! daily sun!! kwa kwa kwa!!!

carino
25 Aug 2008 05:12

On the Church issue.... do they have a member on I want To SIng Gospel???

Miss K
25 Aug 2008 05:12

@felfel...ure joking right???

Toxic
25 Aug 2008 05:13

Is it just me or its the computer or this article is really Blank?

Check your setting Farai. It's your computer!!

zolx
25 Aug 2008 05:13

uzolx is trying by all means ukufitha-in - but why Cngleone???he??? undiphuphile??..I'm being real on those uses for both vaseline and underwear. I've used it before for iflu, u know mos kuthwa itissue or toilet paper iyenza worse ifever so i take my underwear (panty to be exact) and use it to blow my nose. And i've used it before to wipe after iquickie...Just take the one i'm wearing and wipe and then free-wheel afterwards.

Cody
25 Aug 2008 05:16

3. Take the rekeni (elastic) and use it on your skirt
4. If its big enuf (your grandmas) use it as i-doek for ukulala

Jo Jo Jo, aena guys stop it!!!! i have got tons of work to do and i am just glued to your craziness!! this is too much for a monday!!!

Miss K..................your suspicions are correct! Triple LOL!!!! i just cant say, Awe tell her Joe

Molilo
25 Aug 2008 05:17

Now I know thanx for the vicks clue

zolx
25 Aug 2008 05:17

2 more uses for vaseline:

To spread on ur bread when there's no butter ......or is that holsum????

To fry ur egg with when ther's no oil.................LOL - hay hayi felfel usityisa itswele elikrwada - (u're feeding us raw onion)

Miss K
25 Aug 2008 05:18

Check your setting Farai. It's your computer!!....yho uyabhanxwa umntu apha sies!!

Pooky
25 Aug 2008 05:19

Give 4 uses for plastic bags, especially those big black ones and the shoprite ones....

Toxic
25 Aug 2008 05:19

On the Church issue.... do they have a member on I want To SIng Gospel???

Leave Lungisani alone!!

2 more uses for vaseline:

To spread on ur bread when there's no butter ......or is that holsum????

To fry ur egg with when ther's no oil.................LOL

SAY WHAT?!

awelani
25 Aug 2008 05:19

LMAO @ u guyzz, tl tl tl, pooky yenza ama reseach joe, we really cant say, Andi has already given me my 1st written warning, dont want anada 1. LOL>

Cody
25 Aug 2008 05:20

On the Church issue.... do they have a member on I want To SIng Gospel??? you guess it!!!!!! Sixple lol!!!

Miss K
25 Aug 2008 05:21

Ok Cody one last clue so that i can be sure of the church ne. Do they have their own coffee or is it tea??

Toxic
25 Aug 2008 05:23

Give 4 uses for plastic bags, especially those big black ones and the shoprite ones....

To pack your clothes when u're on FED-UP leave

awelani
25 Aug 2008 05:24

tenthple LOL!!!!

belz
25 Aug 2008 05:26

@ Toxic - to use as a duk to cover your head at night> LMAO!!!!!!! ngumsangano lona!!!!

Cody
25 Aug 2008 05:28

meant guessed it Carino, before you bite my head off. Molilo, tell us we wanna know wie is dit?

awelani
25 Aug 2008 05:30

Ok Cody one last clue so that i can be sure of the church ne. Do they have their own coffee or is it tea?? Okay, most of the taxis in Jozi have a sticker of the big man in that church, lemme take i cover,,,,anada clue, i heard Khapela from generations u sonta lapho, dats enaff now, u thating i khava b4 ngi shawa nga ma bullets na ma bodlela..

Cody
25 Aug 2008 05:35

adding from Awe..............................and the sticker says,................is the way! LOL to the power of ten!!!

awelani
25 Aug 2008 05:39

Codyyyyy, lets stop now, pleaseee!!! if they dont know which church it is, they dont stay emzantsi, maybe they are in Candada.

Pooky
25 Aug 2008 05:41

LOL @ Toxi
♫♫♫ndinenqondo zothath'intozam ndigoduke♫♫♫

Miss K
25 Aug 2008 05:42

Ok ok! Thanks for the clues cody and awe, now i know.

Nonny
25 Aug 2008 05:42

"3. 2 eat (i'v heard of churches where they tell their members 2 eat it)."
OK guys, Awelani is talking about Shembe, and yes this the vaseline thingie is true. Our ex helper sontaz nga Shembe. Hectic stuff hey?

Toxic
25 Aug 2008 05:44

Shembe?

Pooky
25 Aug 2008 05:45

still clueless....
Does the name of the church start with an S ??

Nonny
25 Aug 2008 05:46

But Awelani, apparently that vaseline is not the Vaseline Blue Seal type, it's anada type, any proud Shembe goers here to enlighten us on the vaseline? Comeon now bloggers, speak up *I promise not to ask about the flying ngama banana & cabbage peels story*.......LOL

Pooky
25 Aug 2008 05:46

oh i guess i'm right then coz Nongoloza the fearless has just confirmed it...LOL

awelani
25 Aug 2008 05:48

Pooky!!!!!! cant u c what Nonny just wrote up there?? wadup dawg??

andi01
25 Aug 2008 05:51

Give me 3 names we use when referring to magarine

Pooky
25 Aug 2008 05:52

LOL wat se jy nou Nonny van cabbages and bananas...ehehehe bathong

Toxic
25 Aug 2008 05:57

butter
botoro
spread

andi01
25 Aug 2008 06:05

Butter
Rama

molibelis
25 Aug 2008 06:06

Some people eat News paper to prevent being Pregnant, one of my high school mate done it and it really worked,

Pooky
25 Aug 2008 06:09

Give me 3 names we use when referring to magarine

ibotoro
ibutter
irama

molibelis
25 Aug 2008 06:15

Give me 3 names we use when referring to magarine

Mafura
Sereledi
????

Pooky
25 Aug 2008 06:24

Some people eat News paper to prevent being Pregnant, one of my high school mate done it and it really worked,

Molibesi tlogela o bua maaka so

sjura
25 Aug 2008 06:32

Give one use for Vinegar...

carino
25 Aug 2008 06:33

wooooo im here finally.. made it.. now lemme catch up!

Cody
25 Aug 2008 06:36

ai moli.................... Leshano reng phuu!

Cody
25 Aug 2008 06:40

Okay my question. what is seshabo in Engrish? (isishebo)

Shadow
25 Aug 2008 06:42

Vinegar:
Dieting
salads
fried chips

felfel
25 Aug 2008 06:42

Give one use for Vinegar:

To make isiwatshu (translation plz)..........hehehehehahahahahahahah

Shadow
25 Aug 2008 06:43

Vinegar:
Dieting
salads
fried chips
Cleaning hairy-leather shoes

felfel
25 Aug 2008 06:48

Vinegar:

Rinse your hair with to control dandruff.......

felfel
25 Aug 2008 06:54

Cleaning hairy-leather shoes ??????????????????? What do you mean by this Shadow, or am i the only one who don't have "hairy leather" shoes....???

or You mean suede...?

JadaPinkett
25 Aug 2008 06:59

Come on Ndab'z

Pooky
25 Aug 2008 07:00

Okay my question. what is seshabo in Engrish? (isishebo)
@Cody.........stew

Vinegar:

-tummy-ache....spoon of vinegar + spoon of water

-pot with that burnt black stuff inside......pour about half a cup of vinegar and leave it for a day or two before washing the pot......

Cody
25 Aug 2008 07:12

Pooky?????? i mean everything. e.g chicken, fish, mutton etc. is sishebo, does anyone know? i know a lot of people dont know this................

Use for Vinegar:4 ho gapa, to soak your teaspoons and make them shiny again if they have stains due to tea, coffee, etc.

Nonny
25 Aug 2008 07:20

Goshhhhhhhhhh finally I made it here.

Nonny
25 Aug 2008 07:24

Give 3 words or phrases that people use to say bra?
1: ibhody
2: ubhodisi
3: umabamba angandidedeli

Toxic
25 Aug 2008 07:24

Sishebo: your protein hahahahhaahahah!!!

Toxic
25 Aug 2008 07:28

3: umabamba angandidedeli

tl tl tl!!!!!!!! shuuuu !

JadaPinkett
25 Aug 2008 07:31

Hey guyz... let me tell you what happened to me today.

There's competition at IGAGASI 99.5 FM You just have to sms jackpot then you win R5000 RAND but only if you have answered "spitz jackpot.

Okey, here we go.

Today about 10:00 am I've recieved a call and it was a private number...and I answered spitz jackpot because Ihave entered this competition, and guess what's happen guys? This white lady said "Hellow can I speak to Jada Pinkett and I said "speaking" ...........And she said " Miss I'm phoning you regarding your WOOLOWORTH ACCOUNT.......and I was like shocked, couldn't talk for five minutes and she said" Miss Jada Pinkett are you still there? I said yes.

So guys please be careful of this competition it may put in danger I

Cody
25 Aug 2008 07:32

3: umabamba angandidedeli

hai nonny suka!! kwa kwa kwa!!

JadaPinkett
25 Aug 2008 07:32

Hey guyz... let me tell you what happened to me today.

There's competition at IGAGASI 99.5 FM You just have to sms jackpot then you win R5000 RAND but only if you have answered "spitz jackpot.

Okey, here we go.

Today about 10:00 am I've recieved a call and it was a private number...and I answered spitz jackpot because Ihave entered this competition, and guess what's happen guys? This white lady said "Hellow can I speak to Jada Pinkett and I said "speaking" ...........And she said " Miss I'm phoning you regarding your WOOLOWORTH ACCOUNT.......and I was like shocked, couldn't talk for five minutes and she said" Miss Jada Pinkett are you still there? I said yes.

So guys please be careful of this competition it may put in danger I was

JadaPinkett
25 Aug 2008 07:32

Hey guyz... let me tell you what happened to me today.

There's competition at IGAGASI 99.5 FM You just have to sms jackpot then you win R5000 RAND but only if you have answered "spitz jackpot.

Okey, here we go.

Today about 10:00 am I've recieved a call and it was a private number...and I answered spitz jackpot because Ihave entered this competition, and guess what's happen guys? This white lady said "Hellow can I speak to Jada Pinkett and I said "speaking" ...........And she said " Miss I'm phoning you regarding your WOOLOWORTH ACCOUNT.......and I was like shocked, couldn't talk for five minutes and she said" Miss Jada Pinkett are you still there? I said yes.

So guys please be careful of this competition it may put in danger I was ducking

JadaPinkett
25 Aug 2008 07:33

Hey guyz... let me tell you what happened to me today.

There's competition at IGAGASI 99.5 FM You just have to sms jackpot then you win R5000 RAND but only if you have answered "spitz jackpot.

Okey, here we go.

Today about 10:00 am I've recieved a call and it was a private number...and I answered spitz jackpot because Ihave entered this competition, and guess what's happen guys? This white lady said "Hellow can I speak to Jada Pinkett and I said "speaking" ...........And she said " Miss I'm phoning you regarding your WOOLOWORTH ACCOUNT.......and I was like shocked, couldn't talk for five minutes and she said" Miss Jada Pinkett are you still there? I said yes.

So guys please be careful of this competition it may put in danger I was ducking these

JadaPinkett
25 Aug 2008 07:33

Hey guyz... let me tell you what happened to me today.

There's competition at IGAGASI 99.5 FM You just have to sms jackpot then you win R5000 RAND but only if you have answered "spitz jackpot.

Okey, here we go.

Today about 10:00 am I've recieved a call and it was a private number...and I answered spitz jackpot because Ihave entered this competition, and guess what's happen guys? This white lady said "Hellow can I speak to Jada Pinkett and I said "speaking" ...........And she said " Miss I'm phoning you regarding your WOOLOWORTH ACCOUNT.......and I was like shocked, couldn't talk for five minutes and she said" Miss Jada Pinkett are you still there? I said yes.

So guys please be careful of this competition it may put in danger I was ducking these people

JadaPinkett
25 Aug 2008 07:33

Hey guyz... let me tell you what happened to me today.

There's competition at IGAGASI 99.5 FM You just have to sms jackpot then you win R5000 RAND but only if you have answered "spitz jackpot.

Okey, here we go.

Today about 10:00 am I've recieved a call and it was a private number...and I answered spitz jackpot because Ihave entered this competition, and guess what's happen guys? This white lady said "Hellow can I speak to Jada Pinkett and I said "speaking" ...........And she said " Miss I'm phoning you regarding your WOOLOWORTH ACCOUNT.......and I was like shocked, couldn't talk for five minutes and she said" Miss Jada Pinkett are you still there? I said yes.

So guys please be careful of this competition it may put in danger I was ducking these people of

JadaPinkett
25 Aug 2008 07:33

Hey guyz... let me tell you what happened to me today.

There's competition at IGAGASI 99.5 FM You just have to sms jackpot then you win R5000 RAND but only if you have answered "spitz jackpot.

Okey, here we go.

Today about 10:00 am I've recieved a call and it was a private number...and I answered spitz jackpot because Ihave entered this competition, and guess what's happen guys? This white lady said "Hellow can I speak to Jada Pinkett and I said "speaking" ...........And she said " Miss I'm phoning you regarding your WOOLOWORTH ACCOUNT.......and I was like shocked, couldn't talk for five minutes and she said" Miss Jada Pinkett are you still there? I said yes.

So guys please be careful of this competition it may put in danger I was ducking these people of Woolworths

JadaPinkett
25 Aug 2008 07:33

Hey guyz... let me tell you what happened to me today.

There's competition at IGAGASI 99.5 FM You just have to sms jackpot then you win R5000 RAND but only if you have answered "spitz jackpot.

Okey, here we go.

Today about 10:00 am I've recieved a call and it was a private number...and I answered spitz jackpot because Ihave entered this competition, and guess what's happen guys? This white lady said "Hellow can I speak to Jada Pinkett and I said "speaking" ...........And she said " Miss I'm phoning you regarding your WOOLOWORTH ACCOUNT.......and I was like shocked, couldn't talk for five minutes and she said" Miss Jada Pinkett are you still there? I said yes.

So guys please be careful of this competition it may put in danger I was ducking these people of Woolworths and

JadaPinkett
25 Aug 2008 07:33

Hey guyz... let me tell you what happened to me today.

There's competition at IGAGASI 99.5 FM You just have to sms jackpot then you win R5000 RAND but only if you have answered "spitz jackpot.

Okey, here we go.

Today about 10:00 am I've recieved a call and it was a private number...and I answered spitz jackpot because Ihave entered this competition, and guess what's happen guys? This white lady said "Hellow can I speak to Jada Pinkett and I said "speaking" ...........And she said " Miss I'm phoning you regarding your WOOLOWORTH ACCOUNT.......and I was like shocked, couldn't talk for five minutes and she said" Miss Jada Pinkett are you still there? I said yes.

So guys please be careful of this competition it may put in danger I was ducking these people of Woolworths and they

JadaPinkett
25 Aug 2008 07:33

Hey guyz... let me tell you what happened to me today.

There's competition at IGAGASI 99.5 FM You just have to sms jackpot then you win R5000 RAND but only if you have answered "spitz jackpot.

Okey, here we go.

Today about 10:00 am I've recieved a call and it was a private number...and I answered spitz jackpot because Ihave entered this competition, and guess what's happen guys? This white lady said "Hellow can I speak to Jada Pinkett and I said "speaking" ...........And she said " Miss I'm phoning you regarding your WOOLOWORTH ACCOUNT.......and I was like shocked, couldn't talk for five minutes and she said" Miss Jada Pinkett are you still there? I said yes.

So guys please be careful of this competition it may put in danger I was ducking these people of Woolworths and they got

JadaPinkett
25 Aug 2008 07:33

Hey guyz... let me tell you what happened to me today.

There's competition at IGAGASI 99.5 FM You just have to sms jackpot then you win R5000 RAND but only if you have answered "spitz jackpot.

Okey, here we go.

Today about 10:00 am I've recieved a call and it was a private number...and I answered spitz jackpot because Ihave entered this competition, and guess what's happen guys? This white lady said "Hellow can I speak to Jada Pinkett and I said "speaking" ...........And she said " Miss I'm phoning you regarding your WOOLOWORTH ACCOUNT.......and I was like shocked, couldn't talk for five minutes and she said" Miss Jada Pinkett are you still there? I said yes.

So guys please be careful of this competition it may put in danger I was ducking these people of Woolworths and they got me

JadaPinkett
25 Aug 2008 07:33

Hey guyz... let me tell you what happened to me today.

There's competition at IGAGASI 99.5 FM You just have to sms jackpot then you win R5000 RAND but only if you have answered "spitz jackpot.

Okey, here we go.

Today about 10:00 am I've recieved a call and it was a private number...and I answered spitz jackpot because Ihave entered this competition, and guess what's happen guys? This white lady said "Hellow can I speak to Jada Pinkett and I said "speaking" ...........And she said " Miss I'm phoning you regarding your WOOLOWORTH ACCOUNT.......and I was like shocked, couldn't talk for five minutes and she said" Miss Jada Pinkett are you still there? I said yes.

So guys please be careful of this competition it may put in danger I was ducking these people of Woolworths and they got me so

Toxic
25 Aug 2008 07:38

PHEW! If u managed to tell that in one post, it'd be interesting JP!

JadaPinkett
25 Aug 2008 07:38

Please guys just read the last one I don't know what's wrong with my mouse

Cande
25 Aug 2008 07:42

LMAO Jada Pinkett, hi hihi hihi PAY your accounts sisi its month-end!!

Is this LErato person the next big thing on TVSA? i mean her pics are flying all over the site, and her articles get a home page appearance right from the start?

Pooky
25 Aug 2008 07:46

LOL @ JadaPincket......dont blame the mouse, blame your finger

Centrepiece
25 Aug 2008 07:46

Mhhh,Mhhhhhhhhh....................JDP you are wasting our time and it is valuable!!! OK!!!!!!!!!!

myname
25 Aug 2008 08:16

Whats up guys? Myname is the house..............Whow i wish i were you sana andisebenzi kome nesiqgwathe. Kuyafiwa.........Good afternoon my beautiful blockers

Nonny
25 Aug 2008 08:25

ahahhhah Jada, khokha sistaz......bangaze baku black list(e).

Simmone
25 Aug 2008 08:25

Question: The use of Sunglasses at night and indoors?

Nonny
25 Aug 2008 08:28

The use of Sunglasses at night and indoors?
To hide blue eyes coz bashawe ngamadoda........LOL

sjura
25 Aug 2008 08:29

USE FOR VINEGAR:

If u wana skip ur periods for the whole month then take one spoon of vinegar usisele (dnt mix with water)just a day or two before ur date...

Pooky
25 Aug 2008 08:31

Question: The use of Sunglasses at night and indoors?

KUK'PHAPHA

sjura
25 Aug 2008 08:36

The use of Sunglasses at night in doors?
they only see a very bright future yabo ebusuku.....which is ama party nase bumnandini.

Cande
25 Aug 2008 08:37

guys read here

Cody
25 Aug 2008 08:37

Jadakitkat dont worry saan, it happens to the best of us, especially if we click on send icon more than once. LOL!!! But if it was a Radio thing, i cant see how it can become a scam.................................

Sjura hai hai hai! you are lying suka maan!

La Dolce Vita
25 Aug 2008 09:39

can sum1 tel me how 2 gt 2 tha "When no1s watching" article?

andi01
25 Aug 2008 09:41

Whats up guys? Myname is the house- Its great to know that myname is the house (yindlu) and on what streeta you on again, LOL

Nonny
25 Aug 2008 09:48

"Whats up guys? Myname is the house- Its great to know that myname is the house (yindlu) and on what streeta you on again, LOL"
ahahhahaha Andile.......uthanda kabi ukunaka umbhedo!!!

carino
25 Aug 2008 09:53

Myname is the house

what house??

Centrepiece
25 Aug 2008 09:57

Cande that story is so sad, i wonder what kind of a monster this mother is and i hope she rots in hell cause she does not deserve to live!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cody
25 Aug 2008 09:58

Whats up guys? Myname is the house- Its great to know that myname is the house (yindlu) and on what streeta you on again, LOL"

Myname is the house

what house??

Shoo wee! kwa kwa kwa!!! bathong?? Andi and Carino?? lol y'all!! the poor girl made a mistake maan!

Toxic
25 Aug 2008 10:00

LOL!!!!!!!!

Nonny
25 Aug 2008 10:03

LOL at the house saga, guys leave umtwana bantu alone, it's fine if she sees herself as big as a house........LOL

andi01
25 Aug 2008 10:09

@Nonny- ROTFLMAOL, you truly know how to stand up for a person, dont you sihlobo LOL.

@Centrepiece

I feel you Nigga (are you black phofu, coz I never seen a white Nigga b4). And about those men, what kinda person would shag an 11 year old, 11 year old bantu, haykhona this world has turned to the Sodom and Gomore (no elaboration, umntu akazifundele his/her bible, i aint no preacher, just a born again mafacka).

Toxic
25 Aug 2008 10:11

so much for a blank article!

andi01
25 Aug 2008 10:11

I can imagine people getting in and out of myname (the house I mean). Some would want to stay forever, coz its warm there.

Toxic
25 Aug 2008 10:12

Sodom and Gomore (no elaboration, umntu akazifundele his/her bible, i aint no preacher, just a born again mafacka).

tl tl tl!!!!!

andi01
25 Aug 2008 10:13

OK peeps what ever my name said isnt our business, after all, we arent her grammar teachers

Shadow
25 Aug 2008 10:14

@felfel...Thnx...that was the word i was searching for...suede..lol

andi01
25 Aug 2008 10:15

Whats up guys? Myname is the house- (aka DJ Cleo)

and

Whats up guys? Andi01 is the Kwaito, (I guess that makes me Bricks, hell nOOOOO we have to swop positions, if you know what I mean)

Nonny
25 Aug 2008 10:16

"Sodom and Gomore (no elaboration, umntu akazifundele his/her bible, i aint no preacher, just a born again mafacka)."
Andi01 - ahhahaha born again, my mpofu ass.......LOL

Cheers guys!!!

Nonny
25 Aug 2008 10:18

LMAO @ kwaito & house music ka Andi01, shem bandla waziyala u-Myname ngesingisi sase back door........LOL

andi01
25 Aug 2008 10:19

@ Nonny aka Pumba-Andi01 - ahhahaha born again, my mpofu ass, you need to stop with your fat arse nonsense, voetsaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, I am born again, ngqumakho

awelani
26 Aug 2008 02:04

LOL @ y'all, crazy nikkerss, I know its l8, but hey, they closed me outside(be bangi valele nga phandle abathakhathi ba se tvsa),

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