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You Only Do it Once....Or Not!

Written by Toodecent from the blog The U Turn on 26 Aug 2008
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PS: Dont Be Confussed....Think about It and Be Wild.
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Here We Go......
There are moments when one has to make that  decision  that will leave a mark and memory of I once did that whether you may do it again or not it doesnt matter....... After all people learn from their mistakes so they say but Is It Worth Learning from It? Maybe you will do it and how are going to do it.

I remember back in the days when one was still in the dark about this mdavazo world, you would hear people say ( particularly ladies) I want our first to be a memorable one. Candle lights, foam bath and that Uncle Sam song. Hell like she didnt know the dude has no freakin idea of how to rock a free and willing woman and when in the process these words would be running in her head while he is sweating as if he is digging Gold.........[Booooooooooooooring]. Would you ever go through the planning again for another one wheni ts another first.....?
Or whilst you had no idea how breaking your virginity wasnt going to be as sweet and romantic as the pre-mdavazo ceremony. Was there any reason of being that romantic while you were to be on a 5 minute highway to Hell and Pain? Also its a sin you doing I believe LOL

You went out with friends, a drinking spree or a chillaz session to be precise there you meet this f^cking drop dead gorgeous chick, you just cant keep your eyes off her. Looking at her thighs damn thick and yellow as some put it......Did I mention that you have a girl along with you? Suddenly you dissapear with the Sh!t Hot one and take a quickie still coming back to sit with all the guys as if nothing happened. Did you really have to do that? Couldnt you wait until sometime you accidentally bump into her while you had a fight with your one and then have a valid good reason why you shagged her? Damn i hope you didnt forget the condom......or did you? Did You just have to do it that one time?

You are at a friends party or whatever party it is.... your partner came along with and you busy indulging that toxic stuff. Suddenly the toxic stuff is running down your hormones and a quickie plan comes along and you find yourselves in the bathroom doing it while knowing anyone could still walk in or maybe in the car your windows might not even be tinted. Was there any reason of rushing to releave that tension...couldnt you just wait for everyone to pass out before you attempt the plan? What was good about it......the fact of doing it o tshogile was exciting and you would do it again?

You friends partner is f^cking Sh!t HOT you envy them or have that wish of if I can just do it just once....So there is a thinking of i only wanna do it once neh? Off you do it riding your best friends partner all in the name of satisfying your desire.....Hell no from experience I had that and guess what? We shagged for 3 long weeks almost everyday until he found out and left her and did it last? No... I should have done it just once. BTW we still friends but HER she also shagged her cousin's man and now she is f^ucked. Yah neh things we do out of envy and in the name of Motjakallo ;-(


Huh.....

You Got sooooo drunk that the next morning you wakeup naked next your best friend of the other gender and you really dont know how that happened........Are you going to regret it or its a matter of it was a once off? Are you gonna utter..... (where is my underwear?) The worst is (Phenti yame e kae?) Well I had a friend who suddenly woke up one weekend next to 4 hot chicks without his jeans in a house he didnt even know and first thing he said to tea in bed.......( jean yame  e kae?) I guess those chicks were good ones anyway even tea ko mpetong? Well we had a god laugh about it but it was one thing he had done and probably wouldnt do it again but it was of experience.

There you were alone in the house on a HOT day and you start feeling like a swim. Off you jump into the pool butt naked forgetting you have neighbours and there stand you neighbours Man smoking from the balcony with his eyes only pointing at you.....!

Or you looking at your huge mirror butt naked all of a sudden you realise the curtains werent closed and someone is starring at your direction...

What Is IT That You Did Once..........May Do it Just Once  or Planning to Do it.
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Please Dont Try This At Home.....!!!




73 Comments

Stefano
26 Aug 2008 07:02

slept with a girl I met at a party and the condom burst, I had six months of hell going through the window period and all. will never do it again, rather wait and make sure the person is clean before jumping in, condoms arent 100% safe.

Centrepiece
26 Aug 2008 07:14

Yoh...........yoh..........yhooooooooo boy oh boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *now back to reading*

cleve
26 Aug 2008 07:22

Thank You Stefano, that is why it makes me mad when people sleep around and claim to use a condom because it is not 100 % safe.

Cande
26 Aug 2008 07:30

children these days *shaking my head*

Hlehle
26 Aug 2008 07:40

Shaking mine too Cande.

love-ness
26 Aug 2008 07:46

had a "relationship" with some1 i met in one of those chat rooms
never will i do it again.

Toxic
26 Aug 2008 07:47

Hayi!!! 

What Is IT That You Did Once..........
shoplifted

May Do it Just Once
Bungee Jump

or Planning to Do it. 
Travel to Las Vegas

WhiteSockGirl
26 Aug 2008 07:50

I am thinking,... thinking,...  But so far, I am not getting anything that I won't repeat.   Can only think of people that I am not going to repeat it with.  The deeds I did, those I will repeat.  Just not the people, hell no!

WhiteSockGirl
26 Aug 2008 07:54

'had a "relationship" with some1 i met in one of those chat rooms
never will i do it again.'

love-ness, really?  I really would like to know more,...  because I can't wrap my head around  this online romances etc,...  I do hope that you would consider telling us more,...

Segololo
26 Aug 2008 08:07

did it once
am usually hooked on something first time (addictive genes) so when I know it ain't good, i just avoid it... anything that seems or feeeels not gonna end well, I RUN!!

may do it just once
bungee jump, sky dive, 

planning to do it
Travel Africa

Toxic
26 Aug 2008 08:18

Sego, let's partner up!!!!

shnugy
26 Aug 2008 08:39

had sex with a friend...still do and still gon do it.She's my best friend, my boyfriend doesnt know and doubt he will find out:-)

awelani
26 Aug 2008 08:45

What Is IT That You Did Once - bot a fake driver's licence
May Do it Just Once - Skydiving on my besiday..
Planning to Do it - Buy a legit Driver's licence,,,kidding, not sure yet

awelani
26 Aug 2008 08:46

nc nc nc @ shnugy.

shnugy
26 Aug 2008 08:49

@ Awelani-nc nc nc???????

awelani
26 Aug 2008 08:53

Shnugy, um nc nc'ing @ u noty child,

shnugy
26 Aug 2008 08:56

@ Awelani-Ke go rata dilo i know.
What Is IT That You Did Once - bot a fake driver's licence
May Do it Just Once - Skydiving on my besiday..
Planning to Do it - Buy a legit Driver's licence,,,kidding, not sure yet

nd wena o worse....LOL

Cande
26 Aug 2008 09:06

had sex with a friend...still do and still gon do it.She's my best friend, my boyfriend doesnt know and doubt he will find out:-) 

as in 2 women shagging??

Toodecent
26 Aug 2008 09:16

Looks like it to me Cande........and how is it Shnudy and doing it how? Like the russians and Germans do on those movies?

tha - bang
29 Aug 2008 06:44

ao batho why such a hectic lifestyle.what happened to live and let die.enjoying the small pleasures of life.

myname
29 Aug 2008 07:04

Wait TDC i luv this song ....Miss independent

sjura
29 Aug 2008 07:07

this is a very nice article bathong! pity i dnt have anything on my mind at this point in time and DAY to make a contribution to it...will read from other's comments.

myname
29 Aug 2008 07:12

Firstly let me LOL tl tl tl tl tl tlt tl huuuuuuuuuuweeeeeeeee

myname
29 Aug 2008 07:30

Your boss have a cute or let me Handsome business freind & its love at 1st sight. You both attracted 2 each other & suddenly u exchange numbers & u abuse the fone. You thought your boss doesnt know & its a crazy feeling. You decided to go out to have fun. While u buzy smuuuuunching & touching each other at the corner, ur boss just popped in.....i mean out of the blue. ................and the only thing u say Good Evening Bass with a huge colget smile....(& u thought heaven knows whether im still employed or im fired bcoz the contract said NO AFFAIRS iyhhooooooooooooo then what guys?????????? coz U BUSTED in Isley Brothers voice

myname
29 Aug 2008 07:38

While at it u heard the bastard is married with 2 kids & he had a lovely family & he is the pastor.... Oh now u lonely but lucky u stil got your job hihihi lucky bastard but YOU PROMISE 2 STAY AWAY FROM MARRIED MEN & u thank Gaaad bcoz he didnt eat you KOKIE but you r hitting yourself coz You were falling inluv kumntu womuntu............huuuuuuuu

Cande
29 Aug 2008 07:39

Myname, nc nc nc

myname
29 Aug 2008 07:46

yhaaaaa Cande i-life iskoroskoro joe & now u r boyfreindless (lol) & u scared 2 date & uthatha ikhava kwezomjolo. ...

Hlehle
29 Aug 2008 07:46

OMG - Shnugy. Bye guys cyber see u when i see u. Enjoy ur Weekend.

nkanyezi
29 Aug 2008 07:48

Something I did once and never again: I dated someone I met through a friend on mxit. We're engaged now. Crazy world!!!

sjura
29 Aug 2008 07:49

Myname ugrand Joe?.......lol!!!!!

sjura
29 Aug 2008 07:51

i know a friend who was a serial cheater on mxit....had tons of galfriends ku mxit and they all belived he was the one for them..mxximm some people are just crazy...

Toodecent
29 Aug 2008 07:57

Whats with mxit and getting chicks...How do they do it?

nkanyezi
29 Aug 2008 08:08

Well I first met my fiance' on mxit and we met in real life. I guess you can't have a whole relationship in cyber world. Once the cows reach your "family to be" it has to be reality. Lol

Cande
29 Aug 2008 08:13

...and become serial cheaters on mxit??

myname
29 Aug 2008 08:18

eish Sjura ndidrand joe ......maar u so silly hehehe

awelani
29 Aug 2008 08:36

LOL @ Myname..ask the pastor 2 pray 4 u, in private, LOL

myname
29 Aug 2008 08:40

Back in the days i used 2 date this guy. Oh i neva loved a guy like that & i thought he luved me too kanti it was a lie. This boy have a female freind & u thought they are just PURE freinds (like clean water) though ur girlfreinds keep on warning u not to get closer to this woman. You become closer 2 this girl & u even go & watch movies 2gether like freinds. Akere u r a student so u cant afford some other things & she always pay & sometimes brought u things & she such a good freind 2 u & ur bf. Kanti this girl she is more than a freind & one day they decided to come out of the closet. They tell u that they've been dating & She doesnt mind 2 share a man with u since u such a good kind girl.....................i will continue.....ad break ya lunch bar & its Obvious..........

Toodecent
29 Aug 2008 08:46

Myname STOP making example about yourself and not mentioning it LOL

zolx
29 Aug 2008 08:48

*another BIG YAWN*

Afrodiva
29 Aug 2008 08:52

had sex with a friend...still do and still gon do it.She's my best friend, my boyfriend doesnt know and doubt he will find out:-) 
 
Schnugy are you a lesbian?

myname
29 Aug 2008 08:55

Lol Awelani hihihi........ Bcoz u luv this guy & u cant leave him bcoz of this witch & u decided 2 take a chance & its your first damn secret bcoz u pretend 2 ur freinds as if Everything is cool kanti u r dying inside. Ok u back into shagging like there is no 2morrow & u r not enjoying this game bcoz IT IS PAINFUL but u just cant help urself. The feelings 4 this guy are tooooooooo much. You dump this guy not by heart & mind but by words. You even delete his number trying 2 4get him but u know his number ngentloko. Day by day u start missing him & u start calling him again & No You dont say im back but starting shagging shagging shagging shagging oh on & on. ....And oh u think now we r shagging partners & its still a secret no one knows except u & this bastard. They say time heels. Hanyana hanyana u came back ezingqondweni & say NEE MAN, this guy is eating my kokie for free & he is playing me ....... Step by step u r finally coming 2 Earth & u decided to relocate .......................will b back .....its smoke time

awelani
29 Aug 2008 08:57

lol lol

Toodecent
29 Aug 2008 08:57

*another BIG YAWN*>>> Ga se wena ke paje.

andi01
29 Aug 2008 08:58

Back in the days, i had a guy friend we used 2 go out drinking 2geda and sleep in the same bed. one day i woke up without my underwear and a sore punani. i still dont know what happened and we never talked about it. But I havent seen him in a while but we still r good friends.

awelani
29 Aug 2008 09:00

Ga se wena ke paje....hi hi hi hi

@Dawg ;i had a guy friend we used 2 go out drinking 2geda and sleep in the same bed. one day i woke up without my underwear and a sore punani. i still dont know what happened and we never talked about it.....Woof Wooof, i wud say u were raped....

Thesh
29 Aug 2008 09:01

Myname, are you living in this planet, sometimes you make me wonder, your comments sometimes seem to be exagarated.

May do it once Drink the whole night and feel how babalaz is, if I don't get it I might do it again.

kick-s
29 Aug 2008 09:06

I'm here if you wanna talk about it Andi...

zolx
29 Aug 2008 09:06

Ga se wena ke paje. - translation pls TDC

Nonny
29 Aug 2008 09:08

Myname did u say it's time to smoke? yazi when I saw u and that brown crimplin skirt of urs esifika emaqakaleni, and ur pushed back hair, I didn't imagine u to be a smoker, eish ingenge yasemakhaya ave isiyaphaphama shem.......LOL 

andi01
29 Aug 2008 09:12

3 years ago i was dating this takalani guy, this takalani had a takalani girlfriend but promised 2 have broken up with her. Of course he lied, so me and this takalani use to meet everynite for shagging at a friends house. Now 4months into the relationship, I found out that he never broke up with teh Takalani girlfriend. i was soo angry so I went out drinkin with friends. So an ex of mine & decided to take him 2 de friends house with me. While busy davazing, the takalani knocked and i said the ex must say Im not there. I thot the takalani left but he was hiding. After we done, I didnt switch the light on and the ex left. The takalani came in and he started cryin. i felt sori for him shame but I denied everything. within 15minutes I was davazing the takalani. he neva knew who the guy i was with was (they r friends, i always laugh when i see them 2geda). But i will neva do dat again. Neva

myname
29 Aug 2008 09:12

LOL TDC........Oh u starting dusting urself & changing starter pack trying 2 4get this boy. Oh u really getting there & u move on. You finish school & got a job & now u start changing ur attire. Akere u used to b all-star with free MTN t-shirts using Camphor cream 4 your face.. You turned 2 b a lady with high heels & damn life is starting. After 3-4 years u met again & Oh boy u r wearing a tyt black dress that reveals ur cleavage, ur ass & ur long smoooooth legs. You luk at him with those eyes & huuuuuu he luk at u like a hungry dog with hanging saliva. He is WET (umanzi tixi ngesiXhosa). He tried his old bubble tricks 2 get u back but You told him to get off your pretty face & Go 2 hell where he wil find people like him. You smile & wink & say "Have a gud life" & You leave him standing there watching u swinging ur hips side by side slowly & slowly baby uhhhhhhh ..........Oh u start singing When i used 2 luv u by John legend ohhhhhhhhhh Life is good man................Ok guys its that time & Myname is leaving & have a super doopa weekend & b safe & mnncccccccwaaaaaaaaaaaaa.........Nice one Mr TDC

Toodecent
29 Aug 2008 09:13

I'm here if you wanna talk about it Andi...>>> Just imagine a shrink called Kick ^ss would you go Andi?

andi01
29 Aug 2008 09:14

Kick-s I'm here if you wanna talk about it Andi...- ROTFLMAOL, is that you for real????? LOL

andi01
29 Aug 2008 09:15

@TDC- not a chance (talking like that guy form the KFC advert)

myname
29 Aug 2008 09:17

LOL Nonny dankie ubuyile kwela bafileyo I missed u doll..i already say Bye so byeeeeeeeeeeee & wena Thesh Monday

andi01
29 Aug 2008 09:17

Hi ther myname is the house

zolx
29 Aug 2008 09:19

Ga se wena ke paje. - anyone care to translate...please!

Nonny
29 Aug 2008 09:22

Hi ther myname is the house
hahahhaha Andile, u never gonna let it go hey?

"LOL Nonny dankie ubuyile kwela bafileyo I missed u doll..i already say Bye so byeeeeeeeeeeee & wena Thesh Monday"
hahahah Myname, goodbye sisi, don't smoke too much, u're still knew @ this, so don't rush the cancer........LOL

Toodecent
29 Aug 2008 09:23

within 15minutes I was davazing the takalani>>> While you were still wet? Euuw...nna NEVER....unless if I didnt know or see.
Ga se wena ke paje. - anyone care to translate...please>>>> Your name bosfsss.

zolx
29 Aug 2008 09:27

Ga se wena ke paje. - anyone care to translate...please>>>> Your name bosfsss.????

Pooky
29 Aug 2008 09:31

 Myname...you're a supa dupa gal...im sure usakucinga nanamhlanje...LOL

Andile
....LOL @ Takalani story..urongo sana..uthi wamthuthuzela nge Puni-Puni tl tl tl tl 

Shnugy
.....nc nc nc nc km km km ..kweku madoda unezinto

Awelani
......nc nc nc nc km km km....kweku madoda unesibindi esinamathambo..LOL

TheLady
29 Aug 2008 09:32

I just met a bi guy and one who is willing to suck itotolozi-so it's gonna be a 3sum me with the two well hung guys...whoah.

andi01
29 Aug 2008 09:34

@TDC- Look had he not came knocking, the ex could have given me 2/3 rounds, so he had to finish what the ex had started, wet or dry baba, when i am horny I am horny. LOL

TheLady
29 Aug 2008 09:34

Oh I have been with another girl, not once, not twice-ok i lost count hahaha.

andi01
29 Aug 2008 09:35

@Pooky-.LOL @ Takalani story..urongo sana..uthi wamthuthuzela nge Puni-Puni tl tl tl tl - ndimnika lento ayifunayo, idumbe injalo LOL

Toodecent
29 Aug 2008 09:37

The Lady am tempted to call you right now.......! Damn.
CTFU @ Andi...

TheLady
29 Aug 2008 09:43

hahaha TDC...am a lady in the street, a freak in the bed.

Toodecent
29 Aug 2008 09:47

Now am seriously considering calling you for a shagg .... Really. Am 17 years old with a bazooka you keen? lol

Pooky
29 Aug 2008 09:48

...Andile...uthi waludlavaza usana lwabantu kwaphela nesosnqala ebenaso...tl tl tl tl.....

TheLady
29 Aug 2008 09:51

eish TDC-am test driving the other dude tonight before the 3sum-so uSipho (my vibrator) up his behind.

Toodecent
29 Aug 2008 09:57

Eheheheheh......I should Edit the article with aBIG Please Dont Try This at Home.

faraimagic
29 Aug 2008 10:19

LMAO!!!

Toodecent
01 Sep 2008 10:03

Details......TheLady.


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