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Ndabazabantu is bored to tears!

Written by Ndabazabantu from the blog Ahem on 04 Sep 2008
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Ndabazabantu is still on a long awaited break giving my beloved schlebs a break, I have decided to join the ranks of Stevie Wonder and Steve Kekane, turn a blind eye, not that there is anything interesting to talk or rather write about anyway…….

Picture this; Instead of sipping cosmos cocktail in some exotic island Ndaba decided to watch RGB. This has been said a zillionth times mara last night was a blow, the show sucks to such an extent that you end up with squinted eyes trying to figure out the isht they are busy blabbering about

Ok, what was the lady “by the name of Fifi* with 5 cent size pimples busy yapping about, dunno I heard something like “people like Chomee and Khanyisile Mbau don’t really inspire me”
Sisi for someone that______ looking to come out and say all those nasty thangs about other people who are waaaay outta ya league nc nc nc nc *shaking my head*

Instead of dissing them, maybe you should seek some advice(s) from them :-

1. How come they still look so fresh and young and wena ughughile, I could swear you are in your late 30’s.

2. Ask them about the facial products they use e.g. facial wash etc, make sure that you jot them down, do somethang about those pimples toe!

~~Eish have I just defended Khanyi and Chomee? Ndaba Z needs a hobby….hay’khona!~~

My sidekick just reminded me gore Fifi aka Refiloe Motha used to be with Adilah, remember coca cola pop stars? Whatever happened to the band? I know Retang Tlome got preggies and is depending on imali yeqolo *just kidding* but yah she is a mother now…*who cares*?

Ok guys we miss y’all, please do make a ~~long overdue~~ comeback and wena Fifi go for a facial scrub and stop poking your blemished nose into other people’s businesses, leave that to Ndaba Z, she needs a hobby afterall….

Er……………. Siyabonga Ngwekazi do something about those overhanging hips of yours toe, a treadmill twice a week will do!

I just had to laugh when Lelo asked the chubby lady from City Press gore what is her fav. tv show, she was like " i don't watch TV but I do enjoy watching the Bold and the beautiful and she was asked which show should be hacked from our screen she's like "Generations! Its been on our screens forever"! WTF? The Bold has been showing for ages lady! Its about time we appreciate our very own talent " Mfundi I so hope you are reading this"! ~~eish have i just kissed some ol'man's a$$ right there?~~ Blacks!! they never cease to amaze Ndabazabantu!

Back to my cocoon…..…

31 Comments

Ndabazabantu
04 Sep 2008 08:23

...almost forgot, Kuli looked beautiful as always, she must give her sister a tip or two, she is just sooooooooooooooo not happening.... a-hem!

Firstdvd
04 Sep 2008 23:02

"__'BLACKS!!!' they never cease to amaze Ndabazabantu__" ngeke Ndabazabantu! Underline "BLACKS" DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT?

kick-s
05 Sep 2008 00:09

I was looking at the title of this article.'Ndabazabantu bored to tears'......How appropriate.

Brown Shuga
05 Sep 2008 00:37

Hawu Firstdvd, it's wrong to say Blacks? Anyway, Ndabazabantu, Retang Tlome = Letang Tlome and are u sure that was Refiloe? If it's her then she reali has changed.

HARAMBE24
05 Sep 2008 00:44

Where is the wit in this article bathong? Ndaba i love you but girl, your not making me crack up.......damn, where is my vibrator...?

Brown Shuga
05 Sep 2008 00:55

tl tl tl tl choma wa bora maan lol

HARAMBE24
05 Sep 2008 01:04

mokgotsi...i need to laugh, a good gossip columinst must make you laugh..why is shwashwi hot? coz there is wit in how she writes.........morning choma. wena shem..o nkolota monna wa scheleb...with a big you know what..LOL

Lady D
05 Sep 2008 01:08

Ya neh

HARAMBE24
05 Sep 2008 01:11

Hau mosadi ...when did you get back from the bundus hle...coz no internet there?

Simmone
05 Sep 2008 01:25

Happy Casual Day TVSA land!!!!!!

Toodecent
05 Sep 2008 01:37

Tl tl tl tl....Nah NDZ you cracked me up....

Toxic
05 Sep 2008 01:58

are u sure that was Refiloe? If it's her then she reali has changed

FOR SURE......i was sitting there wondering who the heck this woman is as i'd never seen her before. NdabaZ........confirm that it's definitely her tuuuuuuu! Eintlik Shuga, shouldn't you be the one confirming this since u come from the show & all?

Ndaba i love you but girl, your not making me crack up.......damn, where is my vibrator...?

tl tl tl tl!!!

Brown Shuga
05 Sep 2008 02:07

well Tox, i can cönfirm hore na kemang eke mo arohetseng motsotso wane wa ka. Lol . Ba sekampa ba toloka!

Brown Shuga
05 Sep 2008 02:07

well Tox, i can cönfirm hore na kemang eke mo arohetseng motsotso wane wa ka. Lol . Ba sekampa ba toloka!

eish-bo
05 Sep 2008 02:53

was also amazed by the scruffy looking chick dissing Chomee and Khanyi not that I am a fan, but the criticism would have held water if it had been by someone who looked clean and proper...as for the show itself...sori guys rather watch Jacobs Cross on M-net then switch on sabc 1 for Khumbule Khaya....where is the juice they promised us...instead they are reviewing old gossip mncf!!!

carino
05 Sep 2008 03:01

Happy casual day, guys.... People are wearing pyjamas.... kanti nightwear is casual? bengazi...

Toxic
05 Sep 2008 03:08

hehehe carino, i saw a group of students in purple pyjamas too....thought it was some party they organised kanti it's country-wide!

Toxic
05 Sep 2008 03:14

Shuga, ha ke batle ho tseba ka mosadi ole wa mafehlefehle.....ke batla ho tseba ka Fifi. Ke mang otla tolokang?

Cnglemother
05 Sep 2008 03:23

lol @ BS& Tox going undercover ngevernac, its ok valela us outside ngoba niyahleba grand-grand.

Cande
05 Sep 2008 03:24

" i don't watch TV but I do enjoy watching the Bold and the beautiful and she was asked which show should be hacked from our screen she's like "Generations! Its been on our screens forever"! WTF? The Bold has been showing for ages lady! Its about time we appreciate our very own talent "

I was also wondering about that woman, i mean The bold has been on before i was even born..

Happy casual day, guys.... People are wearing pyjamas.... kanti nightwear is casual? bengazi...

hehehe carino, i saw a group of students in purple pyjamas too....thought it was some party they organised kanti it's country-wide!

BLACKS, dont you guys read..the theme for this year's casual day is "WAKE_UP"

Centrepiece
05 Sep 2008 03:30

@ Tox & BS ............do you mind writting english? or if you don't want us to know what you are saying just GB each other or smthing, better yet teach us the language you are writting?

Toxic
05 Sep 2008 03:35

Centrepiece......google it!!!!

cngle, sikhuluma ngo Fifi on RGB!

carino
05 Sep 2008 03:37

BLACKS, dont you guys read..the theme for this year's casual day is "WAKE_UP"

Thanks candegal... Now i get it.. but it still doesnt explain why the lady i saw this morning... didnt take her pink nightgown to the laundry first...yho... it looked like she slept with it on...

carino
05 Sep 2008 03:38

Reply from: Centrepiece 9/5/2008 11:30:11 AM
@ Tox & BS ............do you mind writting english? or if you don't want us to know what you are saying just GB each other or smthing, better yet teach us the language you are writting?
Reply from: Toxic 9/5/2008 11:35:58 AM
Centrepiece......google it!!!!

LMAO

Nonny
05 Sep 2008 03:46

Happy casual day bloggers!

mabhebheza
05 Sep 2008 03:51

pyjamas nogal ..he-eeh abantu bane plug yazi .....

Centrepiece
05 Sep 2008 03:53

I luv you too Tox!!!!!

Shadow
05 Sep 2008 03:56

Are some people really rocking up to their workplaces in pyjamas???

carino
05 Sep 2008 03:58

is it my computer or is TVSA quite fast today... like the pages load in a blink of an eye... normally i wait and wait looking at the green bars... but hayi namhlanje..

BS le Tox... le nna i want to know... who's toloking for who?? why are they toloking?

carino
05 Sep 2008 04:04

Are some people really rocking up to their workplaces in pyjamas???

Yes, Shadzzz... dirty ones nogal... in saw a very dirty nightgown this morning.... im still traumatised...

And it's true yazi, Capetonians bayathanda kuzibaxa izinto....

Shadow
05 Sep 2008 04:25

Lmao @Carino...Thinks we do to fit-in...hayi

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