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Pethates in celebzzz

Written by Joe from the blog Oh shame on 06 Sep 2008
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When is Loyiso Bala gonna remove that nail on his chin…Siyandidika esasikhonkwane, its so yesterday!  The track you accidentally made Dali Wami is one of the nicest in your “Blow your mind” album, you see, vernacular songs are not bad, give us one more! How did you feel when your brother Zwai was beaten up in a restaurant? What was your first reaction? Did you cry, laugh or say it’s a lie? Get a life without that “sikhonkwane” on your chin, please, you look pathetic with it, move with time, never be left behind. I like people who follow fashion and trends but I hate people who hang on to old fashion like Loyiso is!

My sister always avoids fashion inspired clothes because she knows once they are out of fashion she can never wear them again regardless of the good condition they are in. It’s a real bummer to stop using something you love just because of fashion, but the reality is, out of fashion things are out of fashion whether you like it or not and its illegal to wear them. I hope Loyiso is listening. Ndigcwalisela yena! Get rid of that SIKHONKWANE! Or I will call the Fashion Police! I don’t know how you manage to not get caught!


Thursday evening, after watching Isidingo, I turn to SABC 1 and as usual there is dirty Zola presenting Zola 7, I have always tolerated and accepted this guy’z clumsiness but I will do that no more. Iinwele bezingakanywanga, I bet he did not wash, he just put on some clean clothes and a beanie, the beanie did not help much coz it was worn tsotsi style! It showed ezanwele zingakanywanga. The face looked dirty, there’s too much beard that needs to be shaved off or at least kept clean and neat! Zola we know you are busy trying to change people’s lives for the better, but please be clean! No wonder Cassandra dumped you! On second thoughts, she looks dirty as well! Why was she on RGB? Was she there to say she was lying about Z’s small manhood or was she there to apologise for exposing him! What if the problem is with her? What if she’s got a big…never mind! I won’t go down to her league.



Durban people always keep reminding themselves that Durban rocks, they even need t-shirts to remind them! Does this mean that they keep on forgetting? I just wonder what criteria they are using to decide on this opinion fact! Nice songs from Durban though…Ubala loyo! Istayela nemali! What style? Being bloated? Durban boyz are getting bigger and bigger literally and in fame terms! Ingathi bazibhaloni ezivuthelwayo. By the way, I love music from Durban, but please they must stop the “Fact: Durban Rocks” phrase, it is becoming clichéd.

From RGB, Celebz marching against suits and ties….Mxmmmm! Who cares? Did they mention any good reasons why suits and ties should not be weared? No! Baphambene xa bebonke! Go home idiots! I hope BS was not one of them!



Chomee’s CD is out, I’ve seen many adverts on SABC 1. How is it? Is it worth buying or pirating or neither? (BS excluded…I read your take on it on Citypress)



Touch…last Friday…red sneakers and suit…you are going nuts my bro! You are trying very hard to be a trend setter, but no one will follow your trend. It seems like you were giving us tips on what not to wear just like Amstel! Amstel has some outlandish outfits! Shim looks like an alien that has landed accidentally on earth. It is as if he is auditioning for a lead role in a horror movie set in Satan or Jupiter!







51 Comments

Firstdvd
06 Sep 2008 14:41

"Fact_DURBAN ROCKSSS Joe!" :-)>

Cande
06 Sep 2008 15:48

Joe/Ndabazabantu???

heavenly
06 Sep 2008 16:11

"Fact_DURBAN ROCKSSS Joe!" :-)>.../uyaz nawe, uyoysholo wena!!!!!

Firstdvd
06 Sep 2008 22:56

@ CANDE_Exactly what i was thinking. JOE sounds like NDABAZABANTU & BONITA... P.S: Fact_DURBAN ROCKSSSS 'Joe'_as ugcwalisela uLoyiso Joe LOL! Gcwalaaaaaaa! Kuphuk'iqolo Joe ;-)

Joe
07 Sep 2008 04:37

Jah..its a fact, Durban rocks but please they have been saying the same line since..."i can't remember"....they must find another line! Whenever they r interviewed, they always say the line....enough is enough! Joe sounds like Ndabazabantu & Bonita..mxmmmm....OK from now on I will write blogz educating people about health and sex! I will stop being like bonita & Ndbzbnt! You werent supposed to see this article until I've added some pics...you love going through people's rubbish bins! LOL

WhiteSockGirl
07 Sep 2008 05:03

You werent supposed to see this article until I've added some pics...you love going through people's rubbish bins! LOL

hahahha,...  happened to me many times before,... article going 'live' when it is not ready.

Now, I am waiting for the pics. Not because I think the article is bad, because it is good, .... but if you are talking about boys,... you must show us their pics.

OK from now on I will write blogz educating people about health and sex!
LMAO, you got the TVSA thing quickly, neh?  A bit of uninvited advice from me Joe,...  write about what YOU want to write.  Do it for yourself and no-one else, unless you get paid for it!

Cnglemother
07 Sep 2008 05:08

Joe Amstel's clothes interesting.who's loyiso dating?i saw Dumisani (generations) ecapello lstnyt with a hat that made him look like a malusi-wenkomo(herdboy)

Cande
07 Sep 2008 05:15

Cngle, dat Dumisani guy likes those hats neh? He rocked it kwi Starz of Mzantsi's

Cnglemother
07 Sep 2008 05:26

Cande but why?they r such turn-off and he wears em wit a normal plain tshirt not even a EdHardy t-shirt 2 spice it up.

afrolicious
07 Sep 2008 06:25

@conglmumy loyiso is dating my galfreind

Floh
07 Sep 2008 16:10

Yho Ndabazabantu ngeke mfo! uyakwazi ukudisa..........kodwa ke nami ngivumelana nawe, aliphumule lela cici, usemdala ngoku.............

Wena Cunglemomy yeka ulokhu uqedana ne airtime yakho, linda ikusasa u bloge mahhala emsebenzini.

Firstdvd
08 Sep 2008 00:19

Floh, Joe is talking about isipikili [nail] not icici lol!

Nonny
08 Sep 2008 00:28

"I just wonder what criteria they are using to decide on this opinion fact!"
Ndazabantu, this is not an opinion, Durban really rocks and that's a fact, so awusiyekele phansi and carry on chasing izindaba zabantu, since that completes u!!!!

"i saw Dumisani (generations) ecapello lstnyt with a hat that made him look like a malusi-wenkomo(herdboy)"
hahahahah  yoh Cngle, I can imagine him and kuyamfanela ukuba umalusi....hehehehe

Nonny
08 Sep 2008 00:29

Joe *sorry to call u Ndabazabantu ukuthi nawe uyazithanda izindaba yazi*

Firstdvd
08 Sep 2008 00:36

Yoh Nonny sewugalelekile neh lol! It was cool of uJoe to gcwalisela uLoyiso nge spikili sakhe but not ngamaROCKERSSSS... Morning ppl!

Nonny
08 Sep 2008 00:46

@ Firstdvd, bhut'wami angifunilutho ngeTheku lami, as for uLoyiso bandla he was looking good on Soul Sunday izolo!

Toxic
08 Sep 2008 01:04

From RGB, Celebz marching against suits and ties….Mxmmmm! Who cares? Did they mention any good reasons why suits and ties should not be weared?

*worn

I'll come back when the pics are up!

Nonny
08 Sep 2008 01:26

hahahah LMAO @ Tox, weared & worn....

Cnglemother
08 Sep 2008 01:28

lol @ Carino's assistant.

PY
08 Sep 2008 01:45

Casandra has big thighs &  tummy.....i think that Zola strugled a lot 2 reach that point (i hope it makes sense)....that is why she is complaining....
Casandra take my advices....1. Loose weight or
                                                    2. Go to the Nigerians like Babalwa

felfel
08 Sep 2008 01:47

Hayi mara its true yhooooo, that spikiri is probably rusty now, maybe thats why he can't take it out, and surely theres a big hole there somewhere.........lol...its ssssssooooo yesterday, 

Nonny i saw him him on SSunday but i was distracted by that silly little girl.......that girl is too silly she makes me lmao just watching her...............tihihihih

Nonny
08 Sep 2008 01:56

"Nonny i saw him him on SSunday but i was distracted by that silly little girl.......that girl is too silly she makes me lmao just watching her...............tihihihih"
I have to agree with u Felfel, that agl is pathetic and the way a-smile-r ngakhona avele aveze zonke izingovolo zakhe, I just wanna scream!!! And she needs to cut those 10 dreadlocks she has left, uyafa injibs dayum, someone tell her to LET-IT-GO, her hair will regrow mos!!!!

felfel
08 Sep 2008 02:05

Nonny i used to dislike her too yazi, till i realised she ain't going nowhere, now i just tell maself she's a silly little girl and lmao.........bamcholaphi with that colgate smile???????

Nonny
08 Sep 2008 02:17

bamcholaphi with that colgate smile???????
hahahahah Felfel, do u remember her from Idols?, yazi i liked her then, but ke myabe that's becoz she was singing at that time and not talking. Eish as for b4 ad breaks when she says: "So don't shift, don't nyakaza".........I just wanna say: "Mhlaba mugwinye bo"......LOL

myname
08 Sep 2008 02:24

Mornig Ladies & Gentlemen, LOL felfel? Ucholwephi? I bet u r talking about Aya. Hayi shame she has been Miss Smile years ago. And i dont know who lied & said she luks nice with that huge smile maar she is better. She used to b iskobo but now umuncwana. And u-luv she can talk but i dont watch her show & i dont know why.....About uLoyiso ndancama ndageza ezam idlanza (as my baby said). Esa sikrufu has been there from 19 full pantie & he luks silly but he wears nice & uyafaneleka. Ndoda khawukhule nam Joe ndiyamgcwalisela. Ingathi he forgets ukuba ungubhuti womntu. By the way his younger brother is so cute & clean. I wish he can stay like that ........

PY
08 Sep 2008 02:25

LOL ...Capslock that was my reply not Felfel's

felfel
08 Sep 2008 02:32

Thanks PY i didn't say that..........myname did u hear on Live when Zwai said we must look out for Phiwe (is it Phiwe), the younger brotha, goodness are we ever gonna get a break from the Bala brothers ??????????? go to school man !!!!!!!!!!

pariri
08 Sep 2008 02:39

that agl is pathetic and the way a-smile-r ngakhona avele aveze zonke izingovolo zakhe, I just wanna scream

hahhahahahahahah LOL Nonny I thought I was the only 1 one problem ngesa smile sana ntombazana hay uyayibaxa maan

myname
08 Sep 2008 02:41

@ Felfel Luv i was watching the pictures bendisebumnandini so i couldnt hear what they were saying but i think i saw Philas lips saying MntakaMa ndathi Thixo nofefe bless this boy, im sure he dreams Ukhozi fm. This term its inside his blood bathong

myname
08 Sep 2008 02:46

I meant is not its......sorry Tox LOL. Ngiyazesaba iitishala zakwaTVSA

Nonny
08 Sep 2008 02:48

By the way his younger brother is so cute & clean
He looks like those neat freaks kinda guys!

Toxic
08 Sep 2008 02:53

MYNAME: mina i am not bothered by typos cause nami i'm guilty of doign that as well (c that??).

Cande
08 Sep 2008 02:54

Can somebody please tell me why Casandra likes giggling too much?? I was listening to an interview they(her, Lelo & Sonia Motaung) had on metro last week tuesday, and after every second word she was having that silly laug...it is distructive man, i could hear what she was saying

Cnglemother
08 Sep 2008 02:55

Tl-tl-tl! guys niwrongo yazi! showee! how was ma boy in da building?

Cande
08 Sep 2008 02:57

laug==laugh
distructive==disturbing

pariri
08 Sep 2008 03:10

i think i saw Philas lips saying MntakaMa ndathi Thixo nofefe bless this boy
oh  my goodness akaphaphi u Phila hay mntakabawo he is taking this "ayoba" thing to another level

myname
08 Sep 2008 03:10

Ok Tox i was pulling your leg babes .............@Cinglemum if im not mistaken your "BOY" was wearing .......as usual & i asked God 2 forgive me coz i still luv him noba he keeps on wearing INTO ENGEKHOYO. And B was wearing isika lekhekhe & i dont know, my girl have i-gun moya but isusu sakhe hayi let mi leave her

mabhebheza
08 Sep 2008 03:12

1st sentence just finished me ....LOL @iskhokwane on Loyiso chin ..hahaha ah!
Back 2reading

mabhebheza
08 Sep 2008 03:20

Great chuckle 4the morning ...Nice 1 Joe !! 

Shadow
08 Sep 2008 03:35

@Cnglema...Ur boy had a nice top...ok he looked good in that top. I have given up on his jeans tho.

Pooky
08 Sep 2008 05:43

Tl-tl-tl! guys niwrongo yazi! showee! how was ma boy in da building?

ebendinxibele kamandi uTouch cnglmama, liked his t.....Did you see how cute Britney looked at the VMA's ,  shem bethuna intombi yethu, ujongeka ngalandlela wayelilo before that  Kevin turned her into a makhulu....she's glowing again

felfel
08 Sep 2008 05:47

The boy looked fine noko faras, B on the otherhand........that hair and dress..........she looked mxim.....

myname
08 Sep 2008 06:00

Oh sorry cinglemum. I think la wine ibisenza into yayo. Yes ur boy T-bo's top was nice 4 the 1st time & his jean was the same as yesterday, still size 48 kodwa he is wearing size 32........I wonder how does he luk in tyt jeans.......Guys its lunch so LATER

carino
08 Sep 2008 07:44

heheheehe and Mahoota has a clothing range.

Joe
08 Sep 2008 10:18

FirstCassette...."Joe is talking about isipikili(nail) not icici lol!" Icici is an earing, Nonny u can correct me if i'm wrong! And I was not talking about icici, I was talking about that nail on his chin...i don't know what u guyz call it, i just call it "isikhonkwane" finish and klaar!

Toxic "MOD"...thanks sir for the tense correction I was never good at it at school, good to know that i have a sidekick to correct me...thanx dude!

Aya has a big friendly and happy smile..its original...i think she's the happiest celeb on the planet hence the biggest smile!

Myname...About uLoyiso ndancama ndageza ezam idlanza (as my child would say).....

Toxic
08 Sep 2008 10:25

i c ur'e back joe but the pix are still missing from this article.....

yeah u're right...it's not icici on loyiso's chin.....it's more like a ring than anything....a lip ring? there's a belly ring, a tongue ring so that must be a lip ring

Joe
08 Sep 2008 10:35

haibo, a lip ring must be on the lip and that sikhonkwane is on the chin...ohhhh...so its a chin ring! Thanx toxic....uploading the pics for an article is a mission for me...things have changed since i wrote an article and put sum pics on it! But I will find a way...dont worry...its just that i am busy as well..cheers people!!!!

Mahoota has a clothing range?? how daz this clothing range thing work?? I want to have my own clothing range..... am i being too ambitious??

kick-s
08 Sep 2008 10:36

Toxic is a SHE.

Firstdvd
08 Sep 2008 10:43

Haibo Joe! FirstWHAT?

Joe
09 Sep 2008 06:41

Am i supposed to click on the link above? Maybe later! Toxic! You r more pedantic than any of my high school teachers, u want things done correctly and only correctly! I will read whatever is in that website!

Sorry firstdvd!


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