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A Guy with A Small Member!

Written by Shuga babe from the blog Suger B on 30 Sep 2008
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This guy had a beautiful woman for a girl friend, but he was too ashamed
to make love to her because of his small "Member" .

So one day while they were at the drive-in movies, he decides that now was a good time to
because she wouldn't be able to see his size.
So, halfway through the movie, he unzips his pants, and pulls out his
"Member" and sticks it in her hand.
She then replied "No thank you, I don't smoke"

145 Comments

DJ Why why
30 Sep 2008 11:03

Nyc 1 , @ SB! kodwa uyedelela lo sisi and am not a guy!

Whatz the obsession with gals and size anyway? Maan, you ll never know, that cigarrette cud be tha best davaza u've ever had......

Nonny
30 Sep 2008 11:08

*sigh*

GodsGift2Human
30 Sep 2008 11:09

is this meant to be a joke or what? i dont want laugh kanti its something serious.

DJ Why why
30 Sep 2008 11:14

....i dont want to laugh kanti its something serious.

kwa kwa kwaaaaa @ GG2H!!! iyoooooooooooooh!

what aka mathata
30 Sep 2008 11:16

yeeeeeeeeeees it do happen,if he knows how to use it,but pls aslong as is not pencil i can try.

size sometimes can manipulate you,you get good size you find out he cant control it,is like a big,good car but you are not good driver what is the use?on top of that his heavy like a brick.

yes size count,how can you deal with something will desapear before it reach you,it just a nosense.

if he loves himself he must do something,(surgery),i dont have a problem aslong he knows how to use it.

some men when you looked at them like when they seat down you will think like they have it,you find out testicle are all over.

sjura
30 Sep 2008 11:16

joke for the night................................................................

Nonny
30 Sep 2008 11:17

is this meant to be a joke or what?
@ GG2H - This is an email that's been circulating from 19voetsek, perhaps it's serious or maybe it wa really a joke, asazi kodwa.

Nonny
30 Sep 2008 11:19

some men when you looked at them like when they seat down you will think like they have it,you find out testicle are all over.
hahahahhahahahahahahh Mathata I am running late for a 17:30 app. but with u by my side I couldn't care less.

GodsGift2Human
30 Sep 2008 11:24

mhlaumbe it's serious Nonny....sometimes jokes happen for real! by the way thanks for the advice you gave me on the other blog i am lazy to go an thank there.

@BS we know girl you don't do forwarded e-mails, sms's, or mms's....LOL!

what aka mathata
30 Sep 2008 11:45

some dude they shower themself with alcohol,they became baggage,they expect who to handle them

safe sex is good,BUT if you cant do it take your socks n go,no one want a baggage,
some penis they cant even handle a condom,i end up asking myself isit a bad luck or what.some ppl they shake like a cop is around when is time to doit ,what is going on.

me i touch it like im playing,i want to find out before i waste my time,

Pooky
30 Sep 2008 11:47

some men when you looked at them like when they seat down you will think like they have it,you find out testicle are all over.

ROTFLMBAO hai mathatha i love you really i do, my day is not complete without your presence here...

sjura
30 Sep 2008 11:54

ts ts ts.......Mathata???wena??

HARAMBE24
30 Sep 2008 12:39

BS@ choma did you write this..bathong, ke eng ka marete a banna shem...size does not matter, its how it looks that matters....

what aka mathata
30 Sep 2008 12:40

@tdc n farai.if you are still using alcohol,you must know guys after some years you must be ready for problems.

cande will find mopai worm,im talking about lesonja.

what aka mathata
30 Sep 2008 12:56

how it looks?it can look like seed in the bush.some can look you in the eyes.
@harambe ke thoma go belaela jaanong

Sexyzimasa
30 Sep 2008 15:03

\in my experience with small members, it always seems the guy has given up before tryin so it's always a terrible experience

Firstdvd
30 Sep 2008 15:06

WTH!!!

pawagie
01 Oct 2008 06:50

hey wena shuga babe..where do u get ur crazy jokes....

if there is love in a relationship....size of the member does not count....

thats why there is so much unfaithfulness coz people are out there looking for big things that they can't handle...
plz people stick to the one u love whether he has a small ,incy wincy tiny member.......

otherwise AIDS WILL KILL YOU..

carino
01 Oct 2008 06:51

kwa kwa kwa kwa... i never saw this.

Shuga babe
01 Oct 2008 06:54

pawagie, wherther u like it or not Size does count. u can't stand umbhombolozi or Sigaret. kumele kube u size ozokwenza ube comfortable and comme back for more.

pawagie
01 Oct 2008 06:56

hayi bo shuga babes...

felfel
01 Oct 2008 06:57

hahahahahahahaha.......u guys are sure funny yhuu...........

Shuga babe
01 Oct 2008 06:57

Yazi futhi ubobheka labafana abahle "pretty boys" bavame ukuba ne Small Member.

pawagie
01 Oct 2008 07:04

shuga babes u sound like u've been around the world.....(u get wat i mean)

Strolicious
01 Oct 2008 07:04

is this a duplicate of A

Strolicious
01 Oct 2008 07:04

is this a duplicate of A GY\UY

Strolicious
01 Oct 2008 07:05

is this a duplicate of A GUY

Strolicious
01 Oct 2008 07:05

is this a duplicate of A GUY WITH A

Shuga babe
01 Oct 2008 07:09

yes Strolicious.

Strolicious
01 Oct 2008 07:13

Yazi futhi ubobheka labafana abahle "pretty boys" bavame ukuba ne Small Member. true dat they cant even kiss

BigMama
01 Oct 2008 07:13

Size does not matter, and its not funny, this article is not worthy to be here. This is a really problem, are we suppose to make fun about other people´s health problems, guys this article has no angle not on a wednesday afternoon.

Shuga babe
01 Oct 2008 07:14

"plz people stick to the one u love whether he has a small ,incy wincy tiny member.......
otherwise AIDS WILL KILL YOU.."

pawagie Cabanga nje usubulawa iAIDS kade ushuquzwa nge incy wincy tiny member....... naaaaaaaa!! kufane le kube into ezokusuthisa ufe ujabule.hahaha!!!

BigMama
01 Oct 2008 07:15

Hey l am just fooling around, don´t attack me. if felt its worthy it, thumbs up. This is a great article on a wednesday afternoon.

Strolicious
01 Oct 2008 07:17

Shuga babe>>ushuquzwa nge incy wincy tiny member...tli tli tli.....LMBSAO

Cande
01 Oct 2008 07:18

LOL!!

cande will find mopai worm,im talking about lesonja.

Ke ne tsena kae nna Thati??

maud
01 Oct 2008 07:37

HI Lovely people,
Yazi futhi ubobheka labafana abahle "pretty boys" bavame ukuba ne Small Member, mina i was lucky my man is one of the most handsome guys body and everything ,but i cant say about the heart akamuncu man, uhleka nge time table.

lezinto ezincane ziyancolisana, kanti nezinkulu uzobulawa isinye for two weeks,

FK
01 Oct 2008 07:48

Size definitely counts. Be is small or very beeg, it counts. We can't sit here and pretend that it does not bother us (mantombazana). If's its small, you spent the whole session wondering hore ofetsa neng. If's beeg, after trying all lubricants, you just tell yourself hore this was the last time.

Also, I believe that the size has to do with how you feel about the other person. They are those who stay in realationships for years and when thinks gets sour, they remember that small member.

Question though? Why is it difficult for guys to improve one themselves. WE girls have realised that our hair does not grow that long and we go buy extensions. Are nails are not that healthy and long, go for manicures. Our lashes, our breasts, our bums, the list is endless.

Guys, it is time you visit Men's clinic and have a surgery, instead of driving big cars compensating for your small members. La kwatisa. And those with small members, ba rata thobalano. aarggh man

maud
01 Oct 2008 07:54

barata thobalano and bathlago metsisa ne' forgive my sotho i am getting there, and basheshe nokuceda

FK
01 Oct 2008 07:55

Too many errors, askies, ke lunch

Size definitely counts. Be it small or very big, it counts. We can't sit here and pretend that it does not bother us (mantombazana). If' it's small, you spent the whole session wondering hore ofetsa neng. If' its big, after trying all lubricants, you just tell yourself hore this was the last time.

Also, I believe that the size has to do with how you feel about the other person. There are those who stay in relationships for years and when things gets sour, they remember that small member.

Question though? Why is it difficult for guys to improve themselves. WE girls have realised that our hair does not grow that long and we go buy extensions. Are nails are not that healthy and long, go for manicures. Our lashes, our breasts, our bums, the list is endless.

Guys, it is time you visit Men's clinic and have a surgery, instead of driving around in big cars compensating for your small members. La kwatisa. And those with small members, ba rata thobalano. aarggh man

belz
01 Oct 2008 07:59

GG2H> ROFL!!!!!! mathatha: LMAO!!!

Shuga babe
01 Oct 2008 08:04

Feza, so sorry man to confuze u guys,

My apology to all of u TVSA Pps. just sign in yeasterday didn't know anything deeply sorry. from now on please do not confuze Shuga babe and Brown Shuga. peace out!!!!!!!!!!

Orie
01 Oct 2008 08:11

I am sorry, But small size it a no go for me, tiny little wors from spa, No thank you, I love it big but not shanganeees big.. I can imagine, how do u ride that person. it will be line using a toothpick or earbud(since it is soft) Mna i want a real thing with lots of veins all over

Cody
01 Oct 2008 08:11

Mathata bathong???? ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Toodecent
01 Oct 2008 08:19

@tdc n farai.if you are still using alcohol,you must know guys after some years you must be ready for problems. >>>> I will never quit drinking beer,she is the only gal that doesnt complain whether am big,small or soft. I Love beer......!

molibelis
01 Oct 2008 08:33

kwa kwa kwa kwa... i never saw this Especially On Wednesday....Afternoon,
kwa kwa kwa kwa

BigMamaSize does not matter, and its not funny, this article is not worthy to be here. This is a really problem, are we suppose to make fun about other people´s health problems, guys this article has no angle not on a wednesday afternoon.Lets wait until Friday 2 C whats going to happen,

what aka mathata
01 Oct 2008 08:57

@tdc.ok be ready for problems,those words about beer my father left them for us before he die.

@cande,hau his not your dude?

good ppl,AIDS N SMALLIE ARE two different things,if by bad luck you get smallie tell the dude,(what do you think about surgery)pointing mfana,is not crime,it shows you care,

i dont think is fair,when you make love you find skirlek it dissapear without HELLO,YOU must feel it,cold skin............no.

men when they dump you they dont care,do you think their ears are so sensetive to hear this,no

so if he say beer is my girl,what more to you expert,if smallie cant kick it,is like dead body on your side.

all im trying to say talk to your doctor,ME MATHATAi cant handle that,it too cold when is not working well,

is like you are hungry,you ask for food,they give you rice n bone.are you going to be Ok?

pretty boy ,i dont know why God done that,they will shower you with money,aaa,fix your self i will comeback.

one of my friend his dude past away,she didnt cry,i ask her,he said he belong there,it was heavy baggage for her.

sex with condom,with real thing is like dream come true.is like getting a good job.

molibelis
01 Oct 2008 08:58

Some of this ppl Drive Nice Cars......but hey if u go down there u will think hore u are still up esp in Winter they bcame tooo small cause it is so Cold so they get small like never b4,

Pls Dnt Attack Me

MediaSLT
01 Oct 2008 09:28

You guys are starting to sound like uCasandra going on and on about penis sizes! Girls we sometimes forget ba guys did not sign ama application forms to get small penises, it is the way it is and if you love him, you will make the most of it. Even the gals that complain nge size eventualy go back..nje ngaye loCasandra-ndini.

Shuga babe
01 Oct 2008 09:42

Aybo!! its so embarrasing ukushuquzana ne guy ene Small Member i mean u can't stand that "Fuxe fuxe fuxe" noise. iyadike andiphathi umuntu wakhona eseqedile ukukushuquza ngale small member aqede athu *bleep!*!! Tyini intoni ngaye!!!!!!!!!!!!

awelani
01 Oct 2008 09:51

esp in Winter they bcame tooo small cause it is so Cold so they get small like never b4..LMAO!!

Shuga babe
01 Oct 2008 09:54

"esp in Winter they bcame tooo small cause it is so Cold so they get small like never b4..LMAO!!" LOL KWAKWAKWA hahaha!!!!!!!!!

Hlehle
01 Oct 2008 10:00

@ Shuga babe - Aybo!! its so embarrasing ukushuquzana ne guy ene Small Member i mean u can't stand that "Fuxe fuxe fuxe" noise. iyadike andiphathi umuntu wakhona eseqedile ukukushuquza ngale small member aqede athu *bleep!*!! Tyini intoni ngaye!!!!!!!!!!!! -- that is so true gal

Toxic
01 Oct 2008 10:02

LMAO Shuga babe!!!

what aka mathata
01 Oct 2008 10:03

the only thing you will hear (gudunbu),is this a finger or what?im like are you kidding me?are you serios.

get the f*** of my bed,

belz
01 Oct 2008 10:06

(gudunbu),> ROFLMAO!!!!!! eng mathatha?

belz
01 Oct 2008 10:07

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, im so finished, yho mathatha!!!! i really wish you'd come to this party yazi.

Toxic
01 Oct 2008 10:09

Mathata, gudunbu ke eng jwanong?

sjura
01 Oct 2008 10:10

i thot this was a joke but ndiyabona i was wrong its an article...

Nonny
01 Oct 2008 10:14

one of my friend his dude past away,she didnt cry,i ask her,he said he belong there,it was heavy baggage for her.
hhahahahahahhaha eish women can be mean tho hey.

Aybo!! its so embarrasing ukushuquzana ne guy ene Small Member i mean u can't stand that "Fuxe fuxe fuxe" noise. iyadike andiphathi umuntu wakhona eseqedile ukukushuquza ngale small member aqede athu *bleep!*!! Tyini intoni ngaye!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahhahahahah Shuga babe wangiqeda nya finish!!!

belz
01 Oct 2008 10:17

LOL sjura!!!!! its a joke of an article, or an article of a joke, angazi.

Toodecent
01 Oct 2008 10:21

Ok I understand there are Small Members....mara have you laides considered that a Small Member CANT sing alone in Church....? What about all the echo????

Toodecent
01 Oct 2008 10:23

gudunbu),> >>> Echo ;-(

Shuga babe
01 Oct 2008 10:25

Ya iMember kumele ibe Long kahle nje, Hard and Strong. so that u can feel it inside, even if its not its still out.

Ayi uzwe nge guy isithi " are u enjoying?"
Kumele uthi enjoying my foot he. he!! awubuyele eceleni and just ulule isandla to your heard board drawer ubuye ne Big Member yakho eyi TOY. Uzishuquze uze ujuluke, asale ebembe ongenzansi ne Small member yakhe.

what aka mathata
01 Oct 2008 10:28

gudubu,is like golf ball fall on the hole,you dont know where is gonna end,like when you throw something on dust bin,you hear sound,where is end is just a mistry.

im talking about sound, is what you hear only,you feel the motive,but where is ends is a problem,you just want to feel it,

you use the bams,waist you dont get it,one option is hands,is like i will let my brain to help me.

Nonny
01 Oct 2008 10:30

Ayi uzwe nge guy isithi " are u enjoying?"
Shuga Babe, have u noticed legenge ephethe ama small members, they are quick to ask if u are enjoying? I think deep doen inside basuke beshaywa utouch, coz I am sure mebecama namanye amadoda he can see that yena uphethe i"cheese curls" in comparison to abanye abafana.

Nonny
01 Oct 2008 10:32

you use the bams,waist you dont get it,one option is hands,is like i will let my brain to help me
ahahhahahah classic explanation!!!!

carino
01 Oct 2008 10:35

Shuga Babe, have u noticed legenge ephethe ama small members, they are quick to ask if u are enjoying? I think deep doen inside basuke beshaywa utouch, coz I am sure mebecama namanye amadoda he can see that yena uphethe i"cheese curls" in comparison to abanye abafana.

LOLLL

Shuga babe
01 Oct 2008 10:35

"cheese curls" Nonny, LOL!!!!!!!

what aka mathata
01 Oct 2008 10:37

nonny,they have BIG MOUTH TOO,n they are heavy like hell.you ask yourself what the hell his eating.

eish-bo
01 Oct 2008 10:40

ya Nonny dats true and u're like WTF? I seem to attract guys with small membaz, some know how to use them, have to give them that credit

Toxic
01 Oct 2008 10:41

Ok I understand there are Small Members....mara have you laides considered that a Small Member CANT sing alone in Church....? What about all the echo????

you use the bams,waist you dont get it,one option is hands,is like i will let my brain to help me.

coz I am sure mebecama namanye amadoda he can see that yena uphethe i"cheese curls" in comparison to abanye abafana.

nonny,they have BIG MOUTH TOO,n they are heavy like hell.you ask yourself what the hell his eating.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Shuga babe
01 Oct 2008 10:48

To avoid cheating on your Small member lover, just get your a Big Member TOY. uzishuquze ngayo. ayikho into ongayenza uma uzithandele u Pretty Boy wakho.

Bye bye Guys Mncwaaaaaaaa!!!!!! chat 2 u 2moro.

Nonny
01 Oct 2008 10:49

nonny,they have BIG MOUTH TOO,n they are heavy like hell.you ask yourself what the hell his eating.
I know, what aka Mathatha, mina I just can't stand ama cheese curls, atleast ke u must shaya i-200% foreplay to compensate lomakitaza ozongishaya ngawo.

Nonny
01 Oct 2008 10:53

To avoid cheating on your Small member lover, just get your a Big Member TOY. uzishuquze ngayo. ayikho into ongayenza uma uzithandele u Pretty Boy wakho.
I don't do toys Shuga Babe, so ke I'd rather have a not so goodlooking man, than to have a cutie ongimoshela isikhathi engihefuzelisa mahala with no satisfaction.

sjura
01 Oct 2008 10:55

thata Nonns uyithanda inkulu!!!

what aka mathata
01 Oct 2008 11:00

sometimes you cant afford to loose weight alone,SEX helps a lot,for that,this dude was a big pro for me,

it was late at night,haaai bo cheese curls im fed-up,i cant take it anymore,i told him lets go out to buy drink,tjo when we get out of gate a said,bye seeeeeeee you.

i told security dont let this ediot here.

Nonny
01 Oct 2008 11:06

thata Nonns uyithanda inkulu!!!
@ Sjuru - Yebo mtakama, there is no compromize ngalapho, otherwise, ngizontshontsho eceleni.

it was late at night,haaai bo cheese curls im fed-up,i cant take it anymore,i told him lets go out to buy drink,tjo when we get out of gate a said,bye seeeeeeee you. i told security dont let this ediot here.
hahahha LMAO, cheers Mathata, I look forward to blogging with u again tomorrow!!!

Nonny
02 Oct 2008 03:52

LMAO............eish I was just re-reading Mathata's response, she makes my day.

Shuga babe
02 Oct 2008 03:59

hey, I just imagine i small member isiphuma esikweni lama Xhosa (entabeni) seyisikiwe yoooo! i'm sure ivele ibe ncane ngenkani isisike ijwabu hahaha!!!!!

JadaPinkett
02 Oct 2008 04:05

Yazi this article finish me off coz I had a same problem before maybe Shuga babes knows about it phela ngake ngahlangana nenkulu inkinga yento encane eyayingangikitaza but ubumnandi ngingabuzwa ngendlela eyayincane ngayo. Ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shuga babe
02 Oct 2008 04:09

"eyayingangikitaza but ubumnandi ngingabuzwa ngendlela eyayincane ngayo. Ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" LOL

Hey niwazwile ama Cheese Gals kwi RGB last night bathe " Abafana basekatsi bane Small Member" hahaha!!!!!!!!

pariri
02 Oct 2008 04:23

LMAO guys u're hilarious
hahahahahahaah u mathata uhamba yedwa sana

Nonny
02 Oct 2008 04:32

Hey niwazwile ama Cheese Gals kwi RGB last night bathe " Abafana basekatsi bane Small Member" hahaha!!!!!!!!
Those b!tches, really pissed me off, I mean Who The F@$k gave them the right to look down upon our kassi brothers. We all have to start somewhere to get somewhere coz at the end of the day, the cheese boys from the suburbs they are looking, were once abafana baselokshini.

But ke my classic RGB moment was the way Kuli was standing. She looked like ugqoke ipanti elingu extra large and she is afraid it might just fall down at any time coz alimulingani kahle. Eish yazi akufananga nokuphapha kwakhe.

BTW, Shuga Babe, I'm glad this is ur article and u brought up RGB, so no one can complain ngokuya off topic kwethu.

felfel
02 Oct 2008 04:35

Hey niwazwile ama Cheese Gals kwi RGB last night bathe " Abafana basekatsi bane Small Member" hahaha!!!!!!!!

Hayisuka those cheese curls i mean cheese gals are just too silly and ditzy........

Shuga babe
02 Oct 2008 04:37

Finally u Danny K nalagogo got Married oops bangejile!!!!!!!!!!

Nonny
02 Oct 2008 04:39

Hayisuka those cheese curls i mean cheese gals are just too silly and ditzy........
Real airheads, and futhi their singing is not spectacular at all. U can just see that they probally did some three months course in "Beauty Therapy" and they didn't succeed at finding a job, so manje bazama inhlanhla yabo in the musiic industry!!!

Nonny
02 Oct 2008 04:44

Finally u Danny K nalagogo got Married oops bangejile!!!!!!!!!!
It's about time, if only Thomas would aslo marry Unathi, yafa intokazi enhle ukubambiswa udonga., kwala ngisho esekhombisa ukuthi inzalo ikhona....LOL

Oh and what about the "emptiness" at the Soweto Beach Festival, if only we could loan them our real beach. Neway, did u guys see that mama who thought she was looking like Halle Berry in that costume, kanti she was actually "Halle Beries"

carino
02 Oct 2008 04:47

But ke my classic RGB moment was the way Kuli was standing. She looked like ugqoke ipanti elingu extra large and she is afraid it might just fall down at any time coz alimulingani kahle. Eish yazi akufananga nokuphapha kwakhe.

ROFLMAOTIPAL.... kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa tl tl tl tsk tsk tsk tsk.....hahahahahahahahahahhhhhaaaa!!!

awelani
02 Oct 2008 04:48

LMOA @ DMath...

Shuga babe
02 Oct 2008 04:53

"Oh and what about the "emptiness" at the Soweto Beach Festival, if only we could loan them our real beach. Neway, did u guys see that mama who thought she was looking like Halle Berry in that costume, kanti she was actually "Halle Beries" kwawawawa!!!

Bebengasazitsheli nedamu engathi isixhaphozi (Wetland) sangaka gogowami emakhaya. hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Nonny
02 Oct 2008 04:56

Bebengasazitsheli nedamu engathi isixhaphozi (Wetland) sangaka gogowami emamakhaya.
ahhahhahahahhaah Shuga Babe, wena uzohamba eTVSA usuno blue eye!!!

Kapakapa
02 Oct 2008 05:00

e le gore where did the soweto beach festival take place?

those people that were being interviewed about prosper, kanyi and 3Sum - the one lady said prosper is a rap star - does she know something i dont know?

confirmed - celebs in SA are kanyi and 3Sum - thats according to RGB - a show without the four is just not a show according to RGB!

Shuga babe
02 Oct 2008 05:02

Nesihlabathi esimhlophe, but atleast they trying *roling my eyes*

Toodecent
02 Oct 2008 05:05

e le gore where did the soweto beach festival take place? >>> Gauteng Beach Festival at Mogale City gona le some huge dam.

Puma
02 Oct 2008 05:08

I couldn't help noticing how much weight Khuli has lost! Looking great....good on her! Lelo was a no show again... oh dear! The Cheesegirls... I wont even dignify their existence with a comment, they're just not worth it.
The top 10 sexiest men....the usual bunch I guess.

Shuga babe
02 Oct 2008 05:12

"The top 10 sexiest men....the usual bunch I guess." Puma Unyanisile same old same old. Fed up Bhooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

Best-Achiever
02 Oct 2008 05:13

if only Thomas would aslo marry Unathi, yafa intokazi enhle ukubambiswa udonga., kwala ngisho esekhombisa ukuthi inzalo ikhona....LOL

HHayi ngiyakuvuma .... uyakwazi ukusho umuntu LOL

Oh and what about the "emptiness" at the Soweto Beach Festival, if only we could loan them our real beach. Neway, did u guys see that mama who thought she was looking like Halle Berry in that costume, kanti she was actually "Halle Beries"

arg shem ..... i feltfor them shem...noma bangasane sebethatha iRichard's Bay beach namadwala ayo

Nonny
02 Oct 2008 05:14

confirmed - celebs in SA are kanyi and 3Sum - thats according to RGB - a show without the four is just not a show according to RGB
hahahah true hey!!! RGB always fails to think out of the box.

Best-Achiever
02 Oct 2008 05:17

Lelo was a no show again....
@Puma .... is she still working there?

Kapakapa
02 Oct 2008 05:17

Thanks TDC.

Why fix something thats not broken mara, they shouldnt have taken it out of SOWETO!

Puma
02 Oct 2008 05:19

Yeah... we are so over exposed to them that their hotness seems to be sadly ineffectual... Not saying that they're not hot... just that the coals don't burn that much anymore.

Shuga babe
02 Oct 2008 05:22

"Why fix something thats not broken mara, they shouldnt have taken it out of SOWETO!" Kapakapa, Don't u know Ekasi No No!!!!! *Singing*

Shadow
02 Oct 2008 05:22

I was hoping that BS will cover that Top 10 sexiest man eMzansi insert...eish. Im seriously worried about her. Is she still part of RGB?

Puma
02 Oct 2008 05:23

@ Best- Achiever: I would be very surprised if she is still working there. I would be very upset about the whole thing if I were her. I mean she is credited as a presenter, yet she does not appear on the screen presenting anything....Is it just a title that they bestowed on her for her contribution in researching for the content of the show? I feel bad for her...

Toodecent
02 Oct 2008 05:27

Why fix something thats not broken mara, they shouldnt have taken it out of SOWETO!>>>> After what we went through last year I think it was a good idea although they didnt have the crowd they used to have in Soweto. they just need to market it nje from now on.

Nonny
02 Oct 2008 05:29

"Why fix something thats not broken mara, they shouldnt have taken it out of SOWETO!" Kapakapa, Don't u know Ekasi No No!!!!! *Singing*
hahahha Shuga babe, I get a feeling u like these gals hey???

Shuga babe
02 Oct 2008 05:30

If she's not there anymore? Maybe they hired her because they knew will watch i RGB coz sifuna ukubona yena doing what she does best, phela siyamthanda u Brown Shuga ooops TV with Lelo!!!!!!!!! *with my hand on my haert*

Shuga babe
02 Oct 2008 05:35

"hahahha Shuga babe, I get a feeling u like these gals hey???" Nonny *with slomotion*. haybo lona omunye uxhume ikhala yini?????? andikaze ndilibone ikhala eliyisibhadlaza like hers.!!! oops Uyanda Mbuli.

felfel
02 Oct 2008 05:40

Yazi Nonny those gals were probably paid by AXE to sing that stupid song, cos on Metro Thomas always says that Kasi boys can now diss back via the AXE website......talk about a flopped marketing ploy.......

Awu bandla and wat about Kelly Khumalo on Jika ma Jika.....o my word, its official ungusqina ho......and Howza doing itwalatsa with that checkered shirt...nooooooooo......

Shuga babe
02 Oct 2008 05:47

"Awu bandla and wat about Kelly Khumalo on Jika ma Jika.....o my word, its official ungusqina ho......" felfel , uyandidika lowo bekungathi i porn star efaka umunwe emlonyeni esezifunela uSgonondo. ngiacabanga uSgonondo une big Member angisamuhaleli but kungafanele ngibe ngaphezulu ngimfihle ubuso bese ngimushuquzela indaba ye Final Exam!!!!!!

LM
02 Oct 2008 05:50

Not saying that they're not hot... just that the coals don't burn that much anymore..

you guys are killing me..tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl

Mathata luv, you killed me last nite with your comments.... I made a print out of this article n took it home with....yerrrr, I never laughed so hard...I feel you on marete a aleng all over

felfel
02 Oct 2008 05:57

LOL @ Shuga Babe tyhini yazi ebemdaka kanjani, engathi ngumalala pipe, enyinyitheka nobuso obu ingathi unomqgwaliso...............LOL

Hayi ngiyabonga mina ngoSgo....i'm covered, oko ebekhamisile exeli' ukrebe olambileyo, kuba akakwazi uphefumla.....sies............

Nonny
02 Oct 2008 05:58

Yazi Nonny those gals were probably paid by AXE to sing that stupid song, cos on Metro Thomas always says that Kasi boys can now diss back via the AXE website......talk about a flopped marketing ploy.......
Yeah Felfel, apparent it is a marketing stategy, a f@#ked up one if I might add.

And now, bezikhiphani kwi Jika Majika, bekunama Schelebs yini?????, and what wa sthe tipe of the week *did it have to do with saving rama and not buttering ur bread at all*...........LOL

Beyonce
02 Oct 2008 06:01

Now that you are talking about RGB--- Kuli is looking smashing hot, gaad.

One Cheesegal--- who was on the right, I couldnt help but notice that she is very light on the face, but the rest of the body is as dark as Alek Wek,,, grand grand zishaphi? I compared her neck & shoulders to her face--- hhayi khona!!!

Nonny
02 Oct 2008 06:04

One Cheesegal--- who was on the right, I couldnt help but notice that she is very light on the face, but the rest of the body is as dark as Alek Wek,,, grand grand zishaphi?
Aparently she uses imbomvu together with i"bhikho" (I dunno how to spell it in Ingrish).......but ke apparently as time goes by uba namashubaba eziqomeni.

Shuga babe
02 Oct 2008 06:06

"And now, bezikhiphani kwi Jika Majika, bekunama Schelebs yini?????, and what wa sthe tipe of the week *did it have to do with saving rama and not buttering ur bread at all*...........LOL" Nonny bekusi repeat ye Jika Majika's first Birthday.

Shame o Minar Bus abekho phela mina angi drive manje shame umyeni wami uyangidroper lana njalo ekuseni. mina ngisebenza lana eMorningside yena e Mhlanga Rocks. ngingena u 8:30 yena ungena u 8:00 phela sihlala lana ku Cowey Road ooops!! Problem Mkhize Road Damm ngifika early kanjani emsebenzini. nc nc nc!!

Cande
02 Oct 2008 06:07

that Jika majika episode is sooo last year

MediaSLT
02 Oct 2008 06:07

I think they replced her with Lerato Kganyago, miss soweto who covered the soweto beach party. the tv bizniz has lots of politics. But Lerato yena wa rocka shem, she's got the looks and the personality...

felfel
02 Oct 2008 06:08

Too true Beyonce the one who was trying to sing and nothing was coming out etsale intamo ingathi womiwe litapile elingavuthwanga.............LOL

You see Nonny abantu abawufuni umsebenzi and they end up be yuzwa ngabo AXE singing rubbish, anything for a penny..........(or is it a panty for a penny??? LOL)....... haaai man, Marry rich quick or Die Trying.....(thank u 5 bob)

Cande
02 Oct 2008 06:10

Cheese gals's make-ups?? *shaking my head*...
Those gals will NOT go far in their singing career, i mean what model-c/suburbs people buy/listen to their type of music?? and they busy dissing their only potential fans/supporters..
mfxim, i dont like them...

felfel
02 Oct 2008 06:12

Yha that Lerato gal was on point , mara ingathi unayo indawo yokudelela, she must be careful around drunk people bazomklapa.....lol

Nonny
02 Oct 2008 06:13

You see Nonny abantu abawufuni umsebenzi and they end up be yuzwa ngabo AXE singing rubbish, anything for a penny..........(or is it a panty for a penny??? LOL)....... haaai man, Marry rich quick or Die Trying.....(thank u 5 bob)
hahahahah it's sad, what unemployemnt does to people, u end settling for sh!t, even if they say: "Go around dissing kassi boys just to create controversy"

Shuga babe
02 Oct 2008 06:17

@ MediaSL*T But Lerato yena wa rocka shem, she's got the looks and the personality...

Ya u right u Lelo u shyinyana but she's got the look and Personality too! but she made it clear in one of the magazine interview that she'll never work for TV fulltime, she loves her HR job maybe she quit!!!!!!!

Nonny
02 Oct 2008 06:19

Ya u right u Lelo u shyinyana but she's got the look and Personality too! but she made it clear in one of the magazine interview that she'll never work for TV fulltime, she loves her HR job maybe she quit!!!!!!!
Eish Shuga Babe, uzazi zonke ne???

MediaSLT
02 Oct 2008 06:23

Those Cheese Gals are low class PERIOD! It would be interesting to find out WHERE they come from, they certainly dont look like they from Dainfern themselves...more like Hillbrow at the corner of Bullet & Knife. aba khulumi ne english eproper!

If uBS bam'dumpile ngempela i think it's coz of uKuli wanting to faka u Lerato - they used to work together koSowetoTV and they are friends. It didnt help ba u Lerato naye did the thing well. Guys, lets start expecting a lot of lerato. she's in. BS out.

MediaSLT
02 Oct 2008 06:27

pawagie
02 Oct 2008 06:31

ey wena those cheese girls....phela that means lami i can drop an album if any jack and jill can do so..

with my horrible voice-i can mos def-beat them..

pariri
02 Oct 2008 06:33

the corner of Bullet & Knife.
bhuwaaaahahahahahahaah

carino
02 Oct 2008 06:38

Ya u right u Lelo u shyinyana but she's got the look and Personality too! but she made it clear in one of the magazine interview that she'll never work for TV fulltime, she loves her HR job.

yes, that was on Drum of first week of January this year....It had Zola on the cover...

LM
02 Oct 2008 06:41

One Cheesegal--- who was on the right, I couldnt help but notice that she is very light on the face, but the rest of the body is as dark as Alek Wek,,, grand grand zishaphi? I compared her neck & shoulders to her face--- hhayi khona!!! That is because of heavy + unsuitable (very light) shade of make up, Bee. Ufake imakeup yabelungu!

LOL Nonny ka diterm tsa gage. movate cream, maybe!

Shuga babe
02 Oct 2008 06:45

"yes, that was on Drum of first week of January this year....It had Zola on the cover..." Carino U damm right, uthe futhi u Brown Shuga yena akakazi ukuphila without i Laptop yakhe. uZola wayebhizi eshisa iMpepho etetana naleyangane athi Umawengane yakhe. *damm yasho yanuka impepho ka Zola*

Cande
02 Oct 2008 06:49

the corner of Bullet & Knife.

buahahahahhahahhahhahhahahhahhahahhahhahhaha

Nonny
02 Oct 2008 06:55

yes, that was on Drum of first week of January this year....It had Zola on the cover...
Umuntu kumele azijwayeza namaDrum ngoba ngathi ziyawa khona. I saw the one last week with Menzi Ngubane on the cover, OMG, he had so much foundation, his skin was cyrysal clear and he didn't apply Vaseline Blue Seal like he normally does.

LM
02 Oct 2008 06:55

Yaaah that Lerato gal was having a blast with that mic.....I LMAOd when she focused on that 'body builder'. abanye abobaba bathanda izinto yazi.....

I prefer Lelo/Shuga on paper/articles not infront of the camera. I feel that she is not spontaneous and lacks energy like bo Dineo, Nonhle, Kuli and the likes...

Nonny
02 Oct 2008 06:57

I meant - crystal Carino.............please don't PM me, u'll get instant grey hairs.

Cody
02 Oct 2008 07:22

Umuntu kumele azijwayeza namaDrum ngoba ngathi ziyawa khona

you are right Nonny ziyawa vele!, i even saw Loyiso's girlfriend, jo! i never thought he was the type to go for big ladies, more especially that he is a celeb, i always see these guys appearing with le boslender, with ironing board bumps.

I prefer Lelo/Shuga on paper/articles not infront of the camera. I feel that she is not spontaneous and lacks energy like bo Dineo, Nonhle, Kuli and the likes...

@ LM, I be to differ dear, i think the girl has got some spunk, they must just give her something e tlo mo etsa "the main character" Lol meant main presenter, then at least we can see the real her and start making those kind of comments from then........... you are right, thou LM she rights well!!

Cody
02 Oct 2008 07:23

Umuntu kumele azijwayeza namaDrum ngoba ngathi ziyawa khona

you are right Nonny ziyawa vele!, i even saw Loyiso's girlfriend, jo! i never thought he was the type to go for big ladies, more especially that he is a celeb, i always see these guys appearing with le boslender, with ironing board bumbs.

I prefer Lelo/Shuga on paper/articles not infront of the camera. I feel that she is not spontaneous and lacks energy like bo Dineo, Nonhle, Kuli and the likes...

@ LM, I be to differ dear, i think the girl has got some spunk, they must just give her something e tlo mo etsa "the main character" Lol meant main presenter, then at least we can see the real her and start making those kind of comments from then........... you are right, thou LM she rights well!!

Cody
02 Oct 2008 07:25

meant bums...........................ayt!

carino
02 Oct 2008 07:27

you are right, thou LM she rights well!!

i'm sure you meant, *writes*, Codzz...

Nonny
02 Oct 2008 07:40

you are right Nonny ziyawa vele!, i even saw Loyiso's girlfriend, jo! i never thought he was the type to go for big ladies, more especially that he is a celeb, i always see these guys appearing with le boslender, with ironing board bumbs.
Amapka angenisile........*ngiyakhophozela nami njengompakisha maself*.....LOL

JadaPinkett
02 Oct 2008 07:52

@Nonny ...And now, bezikhiphani kwi Jika Majika, bekunama Schelebs yini?????, Habe beziwa izolo kwiJika Majika phela it was celebrating the first year birthday but bekwiyinto ephindayo...If you can remember that time kukhona oL'VOVO no Kelly Khumalo eziqhenya engafuni ukudansa cha yena usisi uyathanda ukubukwa ubengeve esaqhenya she finished off when she layed down on the floor as if ulindele balifake.

kick-s
02 Oct 2008 08:14

Loyiso's girlfriend is not that big yazi. Her name is Sharon, i work with her and she is actually half that size yala picture. Dunno what happened there...icamera adds pounds i guess.

LM
02 Oct 2008 08:16

I understand you Cody but I also beg to differ with this statement:
they must just give her something e tlo mo etsa "the main character" Lol meant main presenter, then at least we can see the real her and start making those kind of comments from then. A person doesn't need 30min to shine or prove her/himself, this can also be achieved in 30s. she was given a chance to be a 'field reporter' before with extended air time but I didn't see any change. So, what you are saying is just an excuse!

Nonny
02 Oct 2008 08:18

she finished off when she layed down on the floor as if ulindele balifake.
hehehehhe thanks for the update JadaP, this line made me LMAO the most, so typically Kelly!!!

tracy
06 Oct 2008 03:53

I m also the type that is obssed with size can u imagine a ciggaratte for crying out loud size does count

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