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KuseMzantsi Apha! (This is South)

Written by Joe from the blog Oh shame on 03 Oct 2008
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I had told myself that I was never gonna write an article until this BBA thingy is over, everyone on tvsa seems to be spiritually hooked on this show, I think the producers of the show went to a very good sangoma! But I thought let me just write something, my fingers are itching! If I was Julius Malema, I would have proposed that this show (BBA) must be RECALLED, it is counter-revolutionary!

Where are these people??

Faye Peters who played Vivian Majozi and Xolile Tshabalala who played Julia Motene on Generations. These two had beef on and off camera, the cause was "indoda"! Apparently one of the then directors on Gen had a fling with Xolile, then he found a new Broom "Faye" who swept very well and the director's days of saying sweet nothings to Xolile's ear were over. Obviously Xolile was distressed by this, Faye was as happy like never before! Jealousy and little squabbles between these two brewed to a point where directors decided to axe Faye. (I assume Faye thought that Xolile was gonna be fired since she ["Faye"] was going out with the director). Faye reached a point where she ridiculed Xolile's english saying its crap, (at this time Gen was strictly in english, I am sure Menzi Ngubane would not have borne this, he would have been fired only after trying to make one scene). I am writing about them because I hope that they have not killed each other. Anyone who is in the know of how and what they are doing please shed some light!

South Africa's top performers to be remembered for ever and ever more

Nantsi ke ibhoza yaseMzantsi, not even a single Mzantsi star can managed to be controversial and loved like MaBrrrrrrrr, the Madonna of the Townships! She was a true DIVA, you did your thing Mabr, ndikuthulela umnqwazi!



Here is another top performer, look at how sexy she is!


And lets not forget TK, she was our Beyonce in the making!


Lebo, Mandoza and two unknowns rubbing elbows will Mr Jada Pinkett Smith (not the blogger!)

 
How are the court proceedings for poor Mandoza?? Is he handling it very well?? Oh shame the poor sgelekeqe!

Here is your top 24, drool over them, I know you want to! I can't understand why am I not part of the top 12 sexiest men in SA, I am very upset! For tvsa purposes lets remove one of these guys and put me in his place, its our decision, there is democracy here, I know you guys wanted me to be there!



My number 1 in the ladies is the "FULL-FRONTED" KB! I love her breasts, they are authentic, not like Pamela Anderson.,

Amstel and Somizi did not make it in the South African's top 10 for handsome men or something...I think I heard Siya (from RGB) saying Amstel may make it in the bottom list of sexiest women or top list of ugliest women! I think he was right. Our "Brown Shuga" bumped into 3sum in the ladies room in some function she was attending and she was horrified (reports say she nearly fainted seeing a ghost "isithunzela or isiporho" like Amstel dubbed with mud shim calls make-up, just kidding), I hope she recovered from this trauma...LOL!

To all the Letti fans..."aluhlanga lungehlanga" I hope the Matabane family gets through this! 

What do you think about this:

“There are thousands of talented people out there who have been looking for a record deal half their lives, and yet record companies would rather sign an actress or a soccer player. It’s even worse when people buy their music and then accuse the rest of South Africa of lacking talent.” 

I think this is very true, just think about the loopholes within the industry, having seen the likes of Khanyisile Mbau (actress and socialite) and former soccer star Jabu Hlongwane wanting to make a quick buck by releasing bubble-gum music. What happened to both of them?? I mean musicwise of course!

Let me stop, this is a very long article! Enjoy!




72 Comments

Sobza
03 Oct 2008 15:28

on tvsa seems to be spiritually hooked on this show

ayidiki, hayi mna ndichekriwe ngoku BBA. I just wish ingathi kungawa i bomb phezu kwalandlu kuphele nje ngayo.

and former soccer star Jabu Hlongwane  - are you talkin about Jabu Mahlangu (just can't help it ndiyakuthanda ukukorekisha)

Onna
03 Oct 2008 17:17

And the Fergusons are both in the list!!!! WOW

mjj
03 Oct 2008 18:54

Wish I miss brenda, her music is still relevant 4 me. My iPod is dominated by more than 100 brenda songs.

suzzy82
03 Oct 2008 19:22

Iphela nini le BBA yakhona 
I think I heard Siya (from RGB) saying Amstel may make it in the bottom list of sexiest women or top list of ugliest women,,,tl tl tl tl ,,,,he he he

belz
04 Oct 2008 04:15

LOL Sobza, awume wethu some people enjoy that show, ibomb pho. heheheheheh.

Joe: Nice article sana, i dont thing Ntando, Tebogo and Stoan are hot, i'd rather have you up there Joe, so why dont you, at the end of the blog attach a pic of yoself or just email it to me?

Happy weekend y'all!!!!

Joe
04 Oct 2008 05:14

belz <<i'd rather have you up there Joe>> LOL, thanks for the vote of confidence!

<<at the end of the blog attach a pic of urself or just email it to you>> LOL

Sobza, a bomb pho! But if thats what it takes to stop the show, i'd call Osama Bin Laden!

mjj i am with you with sis Mabrrrr, "istraight lendaba" sounds like a track that was made yesterday! its so fresh and representative of today's youth! It's timeless!

Toodecent
04 Oct 2008 13:41

What a great article will leave gramar stuff to karabo .. Faye is in London almost 4gt she cud help out charity bt naye she is a regular person out there.Hell I want in sexiest list,sexy aint just six packs mos?Take HHP for instance.

TheLady
05 Oct 2008 14:02

I didn't know that Jabu Hlongwane used to play soccer.

Firstdvd
05 Oct 2008 16:28

Hhhhhmm No! That Top 12 Sexiest Woman:::Looks like a top five to me :-(

Cande
06 Oct 2008 01:46

and former soccer star Jabu Hlongwane

am i missign something here?? or you mean Jabu Pule/Mahlangu???

Beyonce Knowles Bee
06 Oct 2008 01:46

Ferguson are my dream couple!!!!

Beyonce Knowles Bee
06 Oct 2008 01:59

Lebogang Precious Mathosa oh loved you girl may your soul rest in Peace!!!!! Sending love. Oh you'll don't how i wish i had a magic wand to wake pple up from the dead it would be Mbrr and Lebza!!!! phela the kind of redic..... perfomance we are exposed to this day is apaulling!!!! Chomee went on and invited sumone to lick her breast now when pple want more she gets pissed hha wtf do you call that wat hapned to consistency!!!! She made her bed and she should lie in it!!!! and i think she should just register herself ko Damelin or sum College ko Down town Jhb and do a secretarial course phela the girl can't sing!!!!!

Nonny
06 Oct 2008 02:20

LMAO @ the contrast Chomi's pic, next to classy Connie.
talking about Connie, guys I have been with the Garnier(sp) advert, they made fake blemishes on Connie's face 2 prove that teh product works, when we know very well she's got good skin. I mean WTF????

cuz-cuz
06 Oct 2008 06:45

not only that Nonny , they have Xhosa advert with her not talking just moving the lips. dd they have to do it just becaUSE They  have to do it just because

cuz-cuz
06 Oct 2008 06:45

not only that Nonny , they have Xhosa advert with her not talking just moving the lips. dd they have to do it just because They  have to do it just because

cuz-cuz
06 Oct 2008 06:45

not only that Nonny , they have Xhosa advert with her not talking just moving the lips. dd they have to do it just because Loreal did They  have to do it just because

cuz-cuz
06 Oct 2008 06:45

not only that Nonny , they have Xhosa advert with her not talking just moving the lips. dd they have to do it just because Loreal They  have to do it just because

cuz-cuz
06 Oct 2008 06:45

not only that Nonny , they have Xhosa advert with her not talking just moving the lips. dd they have to do it just because Loreal did that They  have to do it just because

cuz-cuz
06 Oct 2008 06:45

not only that Nonny , they have Xhosa advert with her not talking just moving the lips. dd they have to do it just because Loreal did that Ngoba They  have to do it just because

cuz-cuz
06 Oct 2008 06:45

not only that Nonny , they have Xhosa advert with her not talking just moving the lips. dd they have to do it just because Loreal did that Ngoba ikufanele They  have to do it just because

cuz-cuz
06 Oct 2008 06:46

not only that Nonny , they have Xhosa advert with her not talking just moving the lips. dd they have to do it just because Loreal did that Ngoba ikufanele Advert They  have to do it just because

cuz-cuz
06 Oct 2008 06:46

not only that Nonny , they have the Xhosa advert with her not talking just moving her  lips. did they have to do it just because Loreal did that Ngoba ikufanele Advert

Preshiii
06 Oct 2008 06:58

How are the court proceedings for poor Mandoza?? Is he handling it very well?? Oh shame the poor sgelekeqe! 

LMAO! Well written article Joe...you cracked me up for sure!

Centrepiece
06 Oct 2008 07:01

And where is u Glen from Generations (Vivian's Husband)? ppls do shed some light there.

cuz-cuz
06 Oct 2008 07:04

i am really sorry about the miliion replies i just did above sorry guys

ziggi
06 Oct 2008 07:41

And Clayton Misoya (Siya in Rythm City) is still not there!I don't get it what is it actually that they are looking for that they can find ku-Ntando and not Clayton??I want Clayton there.Clayton!!Clayton!!Clayton!!!!!!!!!!

andi01
06 Oct 2008 07:58

Chomee, get out of there immediately before i come take you out, who lied and said you sexy, shame. You are horny not sexy, not even a little bit. Mary Thwala is sexier than you ke sana.

LM
06 Oct 2008 07:59

And lets not forget TK, she was our Beyonce in the making: I still luuuuv this woman and her  angelic voice....

andi01
06 Oct 2008 07:59

I think Siyabonga Twala aka mfaniseni is the sexiest there, followed by my couzin Ntando, kaloku at home we ooze sexiness.

Best-Achiever
06 Oct 2008 08:18

Mary Thwala is sexier than you ke sana.

what cud a day be without you Andile ..LOL

Mama
05 Nov 2008 16:31

Who vited for these sexiet men??? and why is Dj Sbu not on the list??? hai maannn!!!

Mama
05 Nov 2008 16:33

oooppss i meant who the hell VOTED not vited!!!!!

Shuga babe
05 Nov 2008 16:36

LOL @Mama ....... Joe 4got to put Hlubi as awell.

Joe
05 Nov 2008 16:41

Reply from: Best-Achiever 10/6/2008 2:18:43 PM
Mary Thwala is sexier than you ke sana.
Sukudlala ngomagogo wena!

Reply from: Mama 11/5/2008 10:31:44 PM
Who voted for these sexiet men??? and why is Dj Sbu not on the list??? hai maannn!!!
U-DJ Sbu?? Do u know the meaning of the word "sexy"?? It has nothing to do with how much sex you've had in your life or how many girls you have slept with, you are born with it (sexiness)!



myname
05 Nov 2008 16:41

Hayi M (jooo ur name sana nc nc nc). Sbu doesnt belong here darling. Even a dove cant wash him & become a sexy man. He can have millions & billions but in that Department of Looks, he must just drink iOros ye orange. No ways dear that means u-KB from Channel O is also sexy then... Bye bye futhi

Joe
05 Nov 2008 16:42

Uyang'jwayela wena SB!

Shuga babe
05 Nov 2008 16:48

Uyang'jwayela wena SB!
Haaibo Joe, u mean in a good or bad way?????
 like -  uyangijwayela wena SB :-)  or  uyangijwayela wena SB :-(

Joe
05 Nov 2008 17:04

goodway...I am not bad! I never do or say bad things!

DJ Why why
05 Nov 2008 17:08

It has nothing to do with how much sex you've had in your life or how many girls you have slept with, you are born with it (sexiness)!

LOL @ Joe!
Strubob Kuyagezwa e TVSA kwa kwa kwa!

kick-s
05 Nov 2008 17:25

Nice article, but i'm surprised Nonhle Thema and Claire Mawisa are not on your list...I think Hlomla should have made it to the top 12 as well...that's just my view, no sweat.

Fluffy Head
05 Nov 2008 18:00

Hayi suka - half these so called sexxy man are just rpretty boys....Lucky they resemble their moms more than they do the dads....Nxxx. The only sexxy man there is Lungile R followed by Nicco - the rest should go home. Who nominates these people mara.

As for chommee if I were her I'd ask for a clothing allowance, yhuuuu jsut see the contraast all these girls look classy and there she's looking all trasshhy nxa.

GML
06 Nov 2008 09:33

Chomee??? No ways
Howza No wayss....
Andile from Live??????? NO ways.

Please south Africans lets vote for true beauty. not Chomee.
I thot it was about sexy women not Sexy SL*TS.......

myname
06 Nov 2008 11:35

@Kicks i think uNonhle won last year. Vele some they dont deserve 2 b here like KB, Bonang & Chomme and dont get me wrong bahle ezindaweni zabo & i like them. But we have natural beautiful/sexiest ladies in SA like....Mbali Mlotshwa, Claire Mawisa, That Muvhango lady Maduba or something like that especially mayenze i-English cut if its still that....That model from Mcguire i just 4get them maan maar if they voted for these people then noBrown Sugar deserves to be here or shame awubonakali??? (noko uyaziqgithela kwabanye apha sana inyani mayithethwe)

awelani
06 Nov 2008 11:48

Hello myname,,missd u lyk crazy,,, uphi naaa!!!

GML
06 Nov 2008 09:33

Chomee??? No ways
Howza No wayss....
Andile from Live??????? NO ways.

Please south Africans lets vote for true beauty. not Chomee.
I thot it was about sexy women not Sexy SL*TS.......

Mama
06 Nov 2008 12:46

Hee bathong.., am i the only one o bonang the "sexiness" in Sbu since he lost weight??? come on ....somebody please back me up.................

If Tumisho Masha is on that list and so can S'busiso...ya' heard..


As for the ladies.....please take out " Nomasondo" she's got a big As***

Cande
06 Nov 2008 12:51

so according to you Mama having a big ass makes you un-sexy??

Mama
06 Nov 2008 12:56

No Cande baby..... 
Big ass on a small body is sooooo not sexy....

Shuga babe
06 Nov 2008 12:56

<<goodway...I am not bad! I never do or say bad things!>>
Thats so sweet Joe it makes me cry!!!

myname
06 Nov 2008 11:35

@Kicks i think uNonhle won last year. Vele some they dont deserve 2 b here like KB, Bonang & Chomme and dont get me wrong bahle ezindaweni zabo & i like them. But we have natural beautiful/sexiest ladies in SA like....Mbali Mlotshwa, Claire Mawisa, That Muvhango lady Maduba or something like that especially mayenze i-English cut if its still that....That model from Mcguire i just 4get them maan maar if they voted for these people then noBrown Sugar deserves to be here or shame awubonakali??? (noko uyaziqgithela kwabanye apha sana inyani mayithethwe)

awelani
06 Nov 2008 11:48

Hello myname,,missd u lyk crazy,,, uphi naaa!!!

Mama
06 Nov 2008 12:46

Hee bathong.., am i the only one o bonang the "sexiness" in Sbu since he lost weight??? come on ....somebody please back me up.................

If Tumisho Masha is on that list and so can S'busiso...ya' heard..


As for the ladies.....please take out " Nomasondo" she's got a big As***

PrettyPree
06 Nov 2008 14:22

@ myname: "maar if they voted for these people then noBrown Sugar deserves to be here or shame awubonakali???"

Why isn't she on te list, vele????

Cande
06 Nov 2008 12:51

so according to you Mama having a big ass makes you un-sexy??

Mama
06 Nov 2008 12:56

No Cande baby..... 
Big ass on a small body is sooooo not sexy....

Shuga babe
06 Nov 2008 12:56

<<goodway...I am not bad! I never do or say bad things!>>
Thats so sweet Joe it makes me cry!!!

Tynt!
06 Nov 2008 14:30

Terry is sexy, well dats my take on the gals..

PrettyPree
06 Nov 2008 14:22

@ myname: "maar if they voted for these people then noBrown Sugar deserves to be here or shame awubonakali???"

Why isn't she on te list, vele????

Tynt!
06 Nov 2008 14:30

Terry is sexy, well dats my take on the gals..

Mama
06 Nov 2008 16:47

As much as i didnt approve her relationship with Dj Sbu.... i agree with u Tynt ....SHE IS SOOO SEXY and a true defination of beauty.....

Reggie
06 Nov 2008 16:58

Where's our  brownshuga on d top 12 sexiest women?

howza is not sexy, i replace him with emmanuel castis

Reggie
06 Nov 2008 17:12

BRENDA FASSIE
LEBO MATHOSA
are both in HELL, i know its not funny, ndiyabathanda nam but this is a fact. lebo died enxilile and eqhunyiwe and brenda was also high

I LOVE THEM THOUGH

sweetie my baby
06 Nov 2008 22:07

reggie, you are not serious. keep your useless thoughts to yourself, please.

Cande
06 Nov 2008 22:13

he he he *shocked*

sweetie my baby
06 Nov 2008 22:07

reggie, you are not serious. keep your useless thoughts to yourself, please.

Cande
06 Nov 2008 22:13

he he he *shocked*

Joe
07 Nov 2008 15:09

Reggie contain yourself sisi! Are you GOD?

Reggie
08 Nov 2008 14:49

i dnt care noba ningathini. i dnt nid y0 approval xa ndithetha into. ukongeza i list so is TK, in deep hell

zo
08 Nov 2008 16:16

@ Reggie, you finished me!!! ROFL

Cnglemother
08 Nov 2008 16:17

Haibo BS and JOE uAmzo eyibeka kakuhle kangaka iMAC yakhe.niyamsukela.I dont know why itv imenza abembi coz akambanga,u should c him when he's wearing a robe,imfanela qha ungajongi ebusweni.

Cnglemother
08 Nov 2008 16:20

Zo ureggie makasimele ngezulu wethu singaboni.

Floh
09 Nov 2008 08:02

talking about Connie, guys I have been with the Garnier(sp) advert, they made fake blemishes on Connie's face 2 prove that teh product works, when we know very well she's got good skin. I mean WTF????..................Tru dat Nonny, i saw her, she is so spotless with no makeup on her face, beautifull skin, garnier misleading us.

I have blemished skin and I am using Garnier, at first it worked until my skin get used to it, no more results for me.


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