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Silly Questions 2 (The Chicken and The Road)

Written by faraimagic from the blog CELEB SPY on 08 Oct 2008
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Lets try to make up the answers  to the quizz???WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD????.....now collect the names of Politicians,Celebs even Bloggers  write how you think they wud answer the Silly Quizz.

Inspired by BadBoy T and crew(96.4) Metro Fm .......

Here is the example

(1)Chicken Quizz: why did the Chicken cross the Road?

Carino : "this doesn't make any sense,i think we must make the chicken cross the road on Fridays coz there is less Traffic so we can not talk about a chicken on Wednesday this is not blogging!"

(2)Chicken Quizz:why did the chicken cross the Road

Irvin Khoza    : "the chicken crossed the street becoz it was thinking like a K-WORD and the Chicken doesn't know who i am?"

(3)Chicken Quizz :why did the chicken crossed the Road?

Malema : we dont know or care why the chicken crossed the road,but we fully are Behind the chicken...we are willing to take arm and kill for the Chicken!"

So here it goes have Fun!

229 Comments

faraimagic
08 Oct 2008 05:07

Chicken Quizz:why did the chicken crossed the Road

Jacob Zuma: the chicken wanted to take a shower,since not remembering wat had happened the night before....also its speculation,no one knows for sure if the chicken wanted to cross the road!hau lethe mushine wami,mushine wami! But the truth is the Chicken is Innocent after all!.....are you with us or not with us?

Toodecent
08 Oct 2008 05:12

1)Chicken Quizz: why did the Chicken cross the Road?

Carino : "this doesn't make any sense,i think we must make the chicken cross the road on Fridays coz there is less Traffic so we can not talk about a chicken on Wednesday this is not blogging!">>>> ROTFLMBAO tl tl tl tl tl.......

faraimagic
08 Oct 2008 05:17

Ha ha ha ha ha maar she wud say that for real!

faraimagic
08 Oct 2008 05:18

Brown Shugga wud say ...LOL or No comment or Im a night blogger!LMAO!

sjura
08 Oct 2008 05:18

(3)Chicken Quizz :why did the chicken crossed the Road?

Malema : we dont know or care why the chicken crossed the road,but we fully are Behind the chicken...we are willing to take arm and kill for the Chicken!"

kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa ............tl tl tl tl tl tl!!!!!!!!!!!! thatha Julius, this is sooo hilarious maan..

Pooky
08 Oct 2008 05:18

Chicken Quizz: why did the Chicken cross the Road?

Carino : "this doesn't make any sense,i think we must make the chicken cross the road on Fridays coz there is less Traffic so we can not talk about a chicken on Wednesday this is not blogging!"

ROTFLMAO...classic

lepogo
08 Oct 2008 05:21

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Typical SA Politician:Im not sure if anyone really saw it cross the road,but if it did it must have had a valid reason why it did so-but Im not sure if it really did-In fact this is a free country why wouldnt it want to cross he road?In fact the media always distort facts and the truth by reporting in an unbalanced manner...

realist
08 Oct 2008 05:24

Carino : "this doesn't make any sense,i think we must make the chicken cross the road on Fridays coz there is less Traffic so we can not talk about a chicken on Wednesday this is not blogging!"

Malema : we dont know or care why the chicken crossed the road,but we fully are Behind the chicken...we are willing to take arm and kill for the Chicken!"

Priceless

carino
08 Oct 2008 05:26

andi01
08 Oct 2008 05:27

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Zwelinzima Vavi- It is the chicken's right to cross the road when it feels like. The fact that there are people questioning its actions is unconstitutional, unacceptable and will not be tolerated.

Menzi Ngubane- exchoooooooose me, de de chicken did what???, who de hell let de chicken cross de damn road?, Makhumalo did you.

Dumisane Shabane- I dont have time to answer about inkukhu eziwela indlela. I need to take a shower.

LOL @ the above answers

andi01
08 Oct 2008 05:29

@carino- holla mpintsham LOL

monwy
08 Oct 2008 05:30

(1)Chicken Quizz: why did the Chicken cross the Road? it wanted to

Carino : "this doesn't make any sense,i think we must make the chicken cross the road on Fridays coz there is less Traffic so we can not talk about a chicken on Wednesday this is not blogging!" THAT MAKES THE TWO OF US THEN

(2)Chicken Quizz:why did the chicken cross the Road _EN NOU?

Irvin Khoza : "the chicken crossed the street becoz it was thinking like a K-WORD and the Chicken doesn't know who i am?"

(3)Chicken Quizz :why did the chicken crossed the Road?

Malema : we dont know or care why the chicken crossed the road,but we fully are Behind the chicken...we are willing to take arm and kill for the Chicken!"

So here it goes have Fun!

*m blushing* n *confused* at d same time

andi01
08 Oct 2008 05:31

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Mathata- De no chickne crossing raod in CANADA

carino
08 Oct 2008 05:32

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Nonny: ROFLMAO... i can just imagine inkuku yakhona, probably wearing Linda Sibiya's speedo... and uLinda standing on the other side of the road... hee wena nkuku ndini, letha lana ispeedo sami, otherwise im not gon play your song...

TDC: Holy *bleep!*! farai skeem saka, why are you looking looking at chickens??

andi01: the chicken is crossing the road,
the road, the road, road, oad, ad, d...
South Africa leave the chicken cross
The chicken represent the nation
The nation that has crossed boundaries,
The chicken is taking the opportunity
The opportunity to cross the road
Boundaries, Boudaries, boundaries,
South Africa
Alive with possibilities,
ssibilities
lities
ities
ies

Toxic: You guys... leave the poor chicken alone. angithi it thought the grass is greener on the other side, what did you expect it to do??

Mathata: i see chicken cross road. i'm like chicken where are you going? now chicken tells me the cock next door raped her... can you believe it.... the chickens these days.... just like the other day i am in shop in Miami... i see black guy carry chicken... im wondering where is he taking the chicken???

Toodecent
08 Oct 2008 05:32

I would definately say that.why look at chickens when there are so many beautiful species around ( not that am refering to women) ;-)

shnugy
08 Oct 2008 05:32

Carino : "this doesn't make any sense,i think we must make the chicken cross the road on Fridays coz there is less Traffic so we can not talk about a chicken on Wednesday this is not blogging!"

Kwa kwa kwa kwa.....tltltltlltltlt this is a good 1.....!!....lol....RONFLMBBSCAO

mabhebheza
08 Oct 2008 05:32

ROTFLMAO>>>hahah Farai u sure have a crazee mind im so luvin this blog
Y did the chicken cross the road

Andi01: Nigga pls aint no chicken in the road u just have a wild imigination
Tbo Touch: Chicken is in the building & ur boy is in the building ...yeah yeah & ur gal B across the road...
Manto tshabalala Msimang: Chickens crossing the road & betroot +garlic =Aids soup.

Toodecent
08 Oct 2008 05:36

RONFLMBBSCAO
>>> What is that that crossed the article?

faraimagic
08 Oct 2008 05:37

LOL @ Mabhebheza!

Tbo touch!hew he he he he e!the chicken is in the Building!Bwaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Toxic
08 Oct 2008 05:38

Mathata: i see chicken cross road. i'm like chicken where are you going? now chicken tells me the cock next door raped her... can you believe it.... the chickens these days.... just like the other day i am in shop in Miami... i see black guy carry chicken... im wondering where is he taking the chicken???

kw kwa kwa tlt lt lt LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL..............WTFME!!!!!!!!!!

U just killed me Carino!!!!

PY
08 Oct 2008 05:38

Khetiwe...Awu "sbali" 4give me the chicken crossed the road iyekelwe wu-Gladys ...Awuthi ngimubize...."GLADYS...GLADYS"

Adam...Dam met "madala" just let the bloody stinking chicken to cross the road...awu kanti zikhipani ngawe awuzwa ngamadlebe yini?...

Pooky
08 Oct 2008 05:39

ROTFLMABFAOTIPIMP at all of you...this gonna be a fun day...wacky-wednesday for sure...thanks Farai..

andi01
08 Oct 2008 05:40

Thembi Seete- The chicken needs to take 30 seconds there and 30 seconds back, that makes 1 minute to cross the road.

Mpendulo (of jika majika)- siyakuthanda nkukhu siyakthanda , nkukhu, siyakthanda (singing)

Choregrapher of the day- Hay shame the chicken could have crossed the road but it lacks energy.

mabhebheza
08 Oct 2008 05:41

Yhu wa kwa kwa kwa @the replies above oh nkosi yam Carino emenzani uMathatha...thats 2classic !!

H24: the chicken is suffering 4rm cerebos & needs a big shombolozi so it can stop pacing up & down on the road causing traffic jam depressig sexy hunky drivers mokgotsi this damn chicken needs a shag

faraimagic
08 Oct 2008 05:41

LOL @ Carino's To Toxic's response! ha ha ha ha liv the chicken alone he he he he he he!that really is Toxic!

Dimago
08 Oct 2008 05:41

(3)Chicken Quizz :why did the chicken crossed the Road?
Malema : we dont know or care why the chicken crossed the road,but we fully are Behind the chicken...we are willing to take arm and kill for the Chicken!"
LMBAOF!!!!!!!!!!! yho yho yho...he would most defs say that!!!

Cody
08 Oct 2008 05:41

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Mathata- De no chickne crossing raod in CANADA ROTFLMSAO

andi01
08 Oct 2008 05:41

Mathata: i see chicken cross road. i'm like chicken where are you going? now chicken tells me the cock next door raped her... can you believe it.... the chickens these days.... just like the other day i am in shop in Miami... i see black guy carry chicken... im wondering where is he taking the chicken???

&
Andi01: Nigga pls aint no chicken in the road u just have a wild imigination

Priceless (comment of the emonth)

Toxic
08 Oct 2008 05:43

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Nonny: WOW i admire the chicken for being so phenomenal that it would step out of it's comfort zone and cross a dangerous road like that. Truly inspirational hey!

tha-bang: Against the backdrop of a visually stimulating environment, the chicken as the main character in this story, would have seen the opportunity to appear in a professionally shot movie called THE CHICKEN. Tight storyline, tight timeline, this is a good South African Story.

Sego: Oprah feels that chickens are meant to be on the roads and has started a cause to FREE CHICKENS from enslavement in farms. So please support the chicken on its journey.

carino
08 Oct 2008 05:43

H24: the chicken is suffering 4rm cerebos & needs a big shombolozi so it can stop pacing up & down on the road causing traffic jam depressig sexy hunky drivers mokgotsi this damn chicken needs a shag

kwa kwa kwa kwa LMAO...

andi01
08 Oct 2008 05:44

Robert Mugabe- Its my chicken, let me take care of my chicken

Toodecent
08 Oct 2008 05:44

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Brown Shuga: Oh my word.....where is it? Oh What am I gonna wear?

Toxic
08 Oct 2008 05:45

Thembi Seete- The chicken needs to take 30 seconds there and 30 seconds back, that makes 1 minute to cross the road.

Choregrapher of the day- Hay shame the chicken could have crossed the road but it lacks energy.

LMAO Andi!!!!!

Dimago
08 Oct 2008 05:45

RONTFLMBBAF!!!!!!!!!!!!Huuuiii...this blog is funny!
LOL @ what mathata would say...

andi01
08 Oct 2008 05:46

Jacob Zuma- there is a consipracy against chickens, who saw the chicken crossing the road. What ever happened to innocent until proven guilty.

carino
08 Oct 2008 05:46

Brown Shuga: Oh my word.....where is it? Oh What am I gonna wear?

ROFL

PY
08 Oct 2008 05:46

Molibelis.....Where have u ever heared of the chicken crossing the road.??..hey u newbees...Bebeza..where are u?
BigMama....."Chicken crossing the road"....Dont come here with ur voet voet nonsense maan Voetsek!!!
JadaPinkett.....LMAO

andi01
08 Oct 2008 05:48

Siyabonga Nomvete- I feel happy, yah chicken, yah de road, ehhh cross, yah i feel happy.

Mandoza- and de chicken goes to...., yu nam se

faraimagic
08 Oct 2008 05:48

Tvsa Beyonce: cant the chicken just fly?

Cody
08 Oct 2008 05:49

Mathata: i see chicken cross road. i'm like chicken where are you going? now chicken tells me the cock next door raped her... can you believe it.... the chickens these days.... just like the other day i am in shop in Miami... i see black guy carry chicken... im wondering where is he taking the chicken??? ROFLMAOTIPAL!!!

mabhebheza
08 Oct 2008 05:51

Zola 7: Its day 2 on & we going to Kabelo 2help this chicken fulfil its dream of crossings the roads niyazi bafwethu Bugga luv runs ama marathon so he can advise the chicken on running Hola 7 Hola Chicken

Khanyi Mbau : I can afford 2have chickens run around my lamborgini & we paid R450000 4the chicken 2teach my daughter 2cross the road & the chicken goes 2the exclusiv spa 4pedicure R230000 yah its Chicken way

Arthur:999 has signed up a new artist & we taking the award of song of the year & best dace ulbum becoz this chicken wil be featuring Owami it a tight track!

andi01
08 Oct 2008 05:52

Carino-
Lets try to make up the answers to the quizz, its quiz
now collect the names of Politicians,Celebs even Bloggers wright how you think they wud ans........... write

I love you my grammar teacher

Pooky
08 Oct 2008 05:53

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAH

andi01
08 Oct 2008 05:54

Ace (from generations)- Boss, i dont know boss, eish

faraimagic
08 Oct 2008 05:54

Tshidi21 ....Im confussed WTF ?wat is this chicken about?

Toodecent
08 Oct 2008 05:54

Arthur:999 has signed up a new artist & we taking the award of song of the year & best dace ulbum becoz this chicken wil be featuring Owami it a tight track!
>>> Bhwahahahahaaha tl tl tl tl tl and that is so Arthur.

carino
08 Oct 2008 05:55

kick-s: This is exactly what i meant wena farai... just look, you'll see... if this was just an ordinary chicken, it wouldnt be crossing the road.... but because it's a main character chicken, you'll see, all the other chickens will follow.

andi01
08 Oct 2008 05:55

Thobeka Jeli- yithoni egaqhelekaga xa ikuku iwela indlela (whats weird about the chicken crossing the road)

Toxic
08 Oct 2008 05:55

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Carino: Farai, let's look at this sentence. There's a road and then there's a street. The chicken would have to cross the street to get to the road so technically your title should be Why did the chicken cross the street?

Brown Shuga: Oh my word.....where is it? Oh What am I gonna wear?

kwa kwa kwa!!!!

andi01
08 Oct 2008 05:56

@carino- This is exactly what i meant wena farai... just look, you'll see... if this was just an ordinary chicken, it wouldnt be crossing the road.... but because it's a main character chicken, you'll see, all the other chickens will follow.
LOL and
wena andi01, how can you say that about the chicken, DIDNT YOUR MOTHER TEACH YOU HOW TO SPEAK TO CHICKENS

Cnglemother
08 Oct 2008 05:57

This is too funny tl!tl!yo mathata's chicken(s) bathong lol.

Toxic
08 Oct 2008 05:57

kick-s: This is exactly what i meant wena farai... just look, you'll see... if this was just an ordinary chicken, it wouldnt be crossing the road.... but because it's a main character chicken, you'll see, all the other chickens will follow.

tl tl tl!!!! Carino, you're on fya!!!!

andi01
08 Oct 2008 05:58

Nonny-
whe chicken qina
qina
qina

pawagie
08 Oct 2008 05:59

u guys kill me.hahhahahahaha'''''''''''''''''''''

andi01
08 Oct 2008 05:59

why did the Chicken cross the Road?

Sis Ribs
haleluyaaaaaaaaa, praise the Lawd, my Gawd,

carino
08 Oct 2008 05:59

Why did the chicken cross the road??

cande: *sigh*

Shuga babe
08 Oct 2008 06:01

Manto Shabalala - Msimango - i nkukhu kumele idle u Beetroot no carrots ukuvikela ubungozi bokushayiswa izimoto.

Sbusiso Dlomo – Estshuz me Makhumalo, the chicken will never cross the road ngoba kunobungozi for umndni wani especially indodakazi yethu!!!

Bridget Shabane - Don't you dare chicken nkukhu cross that road, do you hear me?

Baleka Mbethe - for the chicken to cross the road is a waist of energy!

Robert Mugabe – I don’t care if the chicken cross the road or not so Tony Blair keep your England and let me keep my Zimbabwe.

Toxic
08 Oct 2008 06:01

Desmond Tutu: eeeehhhmmmmm, you seeeeeeeee the constitution gives chickeeeeeeeeeeens all over the world, the riiiiighhhhht to crosssssss any road they feel like crosssing. Pre-2004 black people were prohibbbbbittted from crossing roads and Post-2004 we should not do that to our fellow worrrld inhabitants.

Bricks; hayi ishaya ama left, right, left, right, left, right. See you magenge lenkhukhu is going to rehab!

Kuli Roberts: bant'abamnyama, bhekani izinkukhu zenu. Ama China ayasihleka!

Best-Achiever
08 Oct 2008 06:02

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Mathata: i see chicken cross road. i'm like chicken where are you going? now chicken tells me the cock next door raped her... can you believe it.... the chickens these days.... just like the other day i am in shop in Miami... i see black guy carry chicken... im wondering where is he taking the chicken???

@carino ...Classic

Desmond Tutu ..... this is not Banana Republic, so chickens had to go to the next better place

Toodecent
08 Oct 2008 06:03

Why did the chicken cross the road??

sweety my baby: Its so dissapointing to come here rushing and be dissapointed like orgasmless s#x which is just like chicken s#x.

LOL Love you SMB.

andi01
08 Oct 2008 06:03

Shuga Babe- Andi01 you need to advice me on how to teach my chicken to cross the road instead of attacking me.

Kicks- Some of you dont even have chickens

Kuli Roberts- hay wethu lankukhu ibifuna ukuvula imilenze qha ( the chicken just wanted to open its legs)

shnugy
08 Oct 2008 06:04

Khanyi Mbau : I can afford 2have chickens run around my lamborgini & we paid R450000 4the chicken 2teach my daughter 2cross the road & the chicken goes 2the exclusiv spa 4pedicure R230000 yah its Chicken way
So Khanyi Mbau..........LMFAO

andi01
08 Oct 2008 06:05

@Toxic ROTFLMAOL-Bricks; hayi ishaya ama left, right, left, right, left, right. See you magenge lenkhukhu is going to rehab!

Kuli Roberts- the chicken is 35 years old, so what if it crosses the road

andi01
08 Oct 2008 06:08

Sunday World

according to our sources the chicken was even pregnant. the chicken was unavailable for comment

Molilo
08 Oct 2008 06:10

I have never LMBAO like this, Farai thank you and bloggers u r the best

Toodecent
08 Oct 2008 06:11

Sunday World

according to our sources the chicken was even pregnant. the chicken was unavailable for comment>>>

ROTFLMAO........ahahahaa!

Cody
08 Oct 2008 06:13

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Molibelis(more especially if the chicken crossed the road at the Gen teasers):

Hell no! the chicken did not cross the road alone!!! i helped the chicken cross the road , because me and the chicken our love is Tight like Dibono, because they do everything 2gether,sit down 2gether, sleep 2ge...Walk 2get......but the Problem is, if they can be separated the Sh!t will come OUT!!

BigMaMa: Guys please leave Molibelis alone!! she is right she helped the chicken cross the road!Nx!!!!!!!

sponono
08 Oct 2008 06:14

why did the chicken cross the raod

Segololo: When I first saw the chicken cross the road it was an Aha moment ...I had an ugly cry....it was so touching...and King K agrees with me that we should get in touch with our inner chicken

Best Achiver : The chicken knows exacty what it wants and there is nothing that should stand in it way...even the scripture says something about the chcken and the roads I think, but come 2010 evrychicken crossing the road I will have provided accommadation for , in my flat that I've bought especiialy for them

Harambe24 : the chicken needed a shag across the road coz there were lots of "cocks" the otherside LOL LOL

Moonchooza...: I didnt see the chicken coz my mother was standing in the doorway and she doesnt like me getting out too often.anyway ..but I'm sure these lokshin guys who are always standing on the street doin nothing will explain why......

yooo this is fun

Orie
08 Oct 2008 06:15

heyyy, Guys ,,, U have me today... My boss cought me loughing loud here

Pooky
08 Oct 2008 06:16

Why did the chicken cross the road

Fikile Mbalula: Honorable combrades the chicken crossed the road coz it was chasing me with a butcher nife trying to circumsise me knowing very well that i had to catch a flight that day to attend a very important ANCYL conference

carino
08 Oct 2008 06:17

Cassandra: khiiiii khiiiiii khiiii khiiiiii who could have… khiiiikhiii khiii khiiiii
Who could have thought that chicken could have finally crossed the road???
khiiikhii khiii khi…
I’m sorry I judged the chicken but I was very psycho at that stage. emotions got on the way.. bu who cares anyway, it had a small totolozi, it had a small totolozi, i admit i didnt have to go public like that about it but like i say, I was very psycho back then khikhikhiiiiii khi

andi01
08 Oct 2008 06:17

Staff at Johannesburg prison

The chicken rubbed vaseline all over its body and crossed the road

Hansie Cronje (may his soul rest in piece)

The devil made the chicken do it.

maddie
08 Oct 2008 06:18

mzwakhe Mbuli : the chicken crossed the road, the chicken, the chicken, the chicken, why did u cross the road.

Thabo Mbeki: there's no crisis with the chicken crossing the road, what crisis

Blade Nzimande: my mother was a kitchen girl, my father was a garden boy, that's why I'm a Communist, chicken what Comrades.

awelani
08 Oct 2008 06:18

LMOA @ y'all crazy ppl, tl tl tl tl..

Shuga babe
08 Oct 2008 06:19

Nelson Mandel - Andizifuni ezi zichicken *waving and smiling*

DJ Sbu- Thandakabi! chicken now its time to put your faith in your friend nx nx!!!

Trevor Noah – Sifunukwazi tell us why did the chicken cross the road Mfethu

andi01
08 Oct 2008 06:22

Mzwakhe Mbuli

Chicken crossed teh road 2 escape chains
Chains that black chickens are forever in
Calling chicken black is racism
Racism amongst chickens is wrong
chickens is wrong
is wrong
wrong

andi01
08 Oct 2008 06:23

Vuyokazi from home affairs

Ek se thabani, de chicken cross de road to get to uBuli

andi01
08 Oct 2008 06:25

Loyiso bala

Take me back, Take me back 2 days before the chicken crossed the road

andi01
08 Oct 2008 06:25

Jacob Zuma

The chicken was wearing a kanga

awelani
08 Oct 2008 06:26

Daily Sun - The chicken was on its way bek from bewitching u Mam' Sgonondo, as a matter of fact, the chicken is Mam'Spikiri, she transformed into a chicken as a disguise.....

awelani
08 Oct 2008 06:30

Human Rights Commission - We demand an apology from the chicken for crossing the road like dat, lets treat ech ada with respect.

Muhsin Ertugral(sp) - My grand-mother could have crossed the road better than that chicken.

faraimagic
08 Oct 2008 06:34

Mandela:im willing to die for the chicken!so other chickens can cross the road freely!

Best-Achiever
08 Oct 2008 06:34

Andi01 .... They needed to do it no matter how difficult it is, i had to chase then so they can cross the road.It is called tought Love! having said that i know the pain they had to go through, i have been there too so somebody needed to push them to cross it.

Cnglemom .... angi verstaan grand grand joe why did they chickens cross the road so i'll leave it to the expect abo Andi01 no cariri

Sponono .... the chicken didnt choose to cross the road bt how they respond to the call of crossing the road was entirely uo to them, we might not choose on things that happen to us but we are responsible on how we respond to those things

Nonny ... Sponono, you always have a different aspect on thing and honestly ngikuthulela isigqoko the way oyichaze ngakhona lento ...

carino ... very true Nonzzz, hi spopo

Cody
08 Oct 2008 06:34

Awelani: Alo my frend Alo! did you ear that the chicken crossed the road?LOL

cleve
08 Oct 2008 06:35

guys this iS CRAZy!!!!!!!!!!!!

faraimagic
08 Oct 2008 06:36

Cynglemother:the chicken was horny!yeeerrrrrrrrrr

carino
08 Oct 2008 06:36

Why did the chicken cross the road??

Sade of SYTYCD: "i'll tell you in a moment

Thabo of IWTSG: Before the chicken crosses, lets see what it had to say about its decision to take this task...

awelani
08 Oct 2008 06:37

LOL @ BA's Nonny&Carriri's responses..

LOL @ Cody..

maddie
08 Oct 2008 06:37

dj cleo: the chicken crossed because my gardner raped it, the chicken was trying to go to the SPCA offices

arthur: inkukhu uyajola oyi oyi oyi

andi01
08 Oct 2008 06:38

Cody
alo andi01, de crazy ass niggas up in ear been talkin about chickens, i aint trippin nigga come and see for yaself, aity

Vesa
08 Oct 2008 06:39

BBK: Madala, de chiken had to cross de road tshu see what is on de ada side of de road

andi01
08 Oct 2008 06:39

Ntando Bangani (oh mntaka baba)

Iyeeeeleee le le eyieeeeeeeeee, iyele

faraimagic
08 Oct 2008 06:40

Kgelema wat wat(the new president) :we will see to it that more and more chickens cross the road!we will also build houses for the chickens and look at chicken crime blah blah blah......Zuma told me to say this!

awelani
08 Oct 2008 06:40

Thembi (Jika majika): Before the chicken crosses the road, can it please give us a Tip of the Week.
Chicken: Well, chickens lapho emakhaya, make sure that everytym b4 u cross the road, ur feathers are plucked kahle, u need 2 look good @ ol tyms,

andi01
08 Oct 2008 06:40

Mshoza- eish bhoza the chicken crossed the road after i sang the song hlaba lingene.

awelani
08 Oct 2008 06:41

Iyeeeeleee le le eyieeeeeeeeee, iyele.....hi hi hi hi hi hi,,

faraimagic
08 Oct 2008 06:42

Mabhebeza;the chicken wanted to go to KFC coz it doesn't eat Nando's!

Shuga babe
08 Oct 2008 06:43

TDC – Guys come on now other chickens are crossing the road just like we do. Why get even the idea or crossing the road in the first place, SOME CHECKENS!!!!!

Andi01 – this chicken is a JOKE, coz its undermining iculture yethu singabantu abayizinkukhu!!

kick-s
08 Oct 2008 06:45

LOL at Carino and Andi...You know me too well.

pawagie
08 Oct 2008 06:47

madness on tvsa today...pure madness.........

Orie
08 Oct 2008 06:47

Mzwakhe Mbuli hahahahahahahahaha tl tl tl no mbulayaa

faraimagic
08 Oct 2008 06:48

S.A.P.S with a badly beaten Rabbit:ok ok ok ok ok ok Im a chicken,im a chicken pliz dont hit me again...i said im a chicken" Claimimg the Rabbit

shnugy
08 Oct 2008 06:50

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Oubaas: As ouer van die gemeerskap is dit my plig om die hoender oor die pad te help.

Hilda: Bring die hoender na die Deli so dat ek dit kan voorberei vir vannand.

Maria: Haikhona! Bring die hoender na my so dat ek kan dit neem na my familie in Qwaqwa

Orie
08 Oct 2008 06:50

rebecca malope

Ohhhh halleluuyyyyaaaa... The God bless the chicken as it crosses the road.. Hallleluuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

faraimagic
08 Oct 2008 06:50

George Bush: we dont really wana know why the chicken crossed the road,we shud be concerned wether the chicken is on our side or not,if not the we terminate the chicken!

carino
08 Oct 2008 06:51

Kgelema wat wat(the new president) :we will see to it that more and more chickens cross the road!we will also build houses for the chickens and look at chicken crime blah blah blah......Zuma told me to say this!

LOL

carino
08 Oct 2008 06:52

Toxic
08 Oct 2008 06:53

Cnglemom .... angi verstaan grand grand joe why did they chickens cross the road so i'll leave it to the expect abo Andi01 no cariri

Sponono .... the chicken didnt choose to cross the road bt how they respond to the call of crossing the road was entirely uo to them, we might not choose on things that happen to us but we are responsible on how we respond to those things

Nonny ... Sponono, you always have a different aspect on thing and honestly ngikuthulela isigqoko the way oyichaze ngakhona lento ...

carino ... very true Nonzzz, hi spopo

buwahahhaahahahaha!!!!!! Best, you killed it!

faraimagic
08 Oct 2008 06:54

Oj Simpson: the chicken was already dead wen it crossed the road,so i didn't do it but if i did kill the chicken here is how i did it?

Toxic
08 Oct 2008 06:56

TDC – Guys come on now other chickens are crossing the road just like we do. Why get even the idea or crossing the road in the first place, SOME CHECKENS!!!!!

hahhahahahhahahhaah @ SB!

awelani
08 Oct 2008 06:58

R Kelly - That's not me on that video crossing the road with the chicken, um being framed, a black man is always guilty.

molibelis
08 Oct 2008 07:00

U ppl are Grazy, i love u guys,

Malome Tshepo, Pheko monna,ya ba o se o tlohela Goho eo retlo hlapisang Ausi Cathy ka yona e tsamaye.
Doris Hei hei hei,U must never wena Kgoho,o sa beheleng le mahe....
Brenda Fassie Yekani le Nkuku e phome nga nje,thina sizo lala ngo 7.
Ma'Buthelezi, Au Nomthandazo mtwanami, I phi le Nkuku mtwanami

TheLady
08 Oct 2008 07:03

Lindelani Mkhize : uyabona baba lenkukhu ingenze ngazibona ngicrossa iJordan-kuyozwakala

Renegade
08 Oct 2008 07:04

Mathata: i see chicken cross road. i'm like chicken where are you going? now chicken tells me the cock next door raped her... can you believe it.... the chickens these days.... just like the other day i am in shop in Miami... i see black guy carry chicken... im wondering where is he taking the chicken

Oh my goodness, you guys are hilarious, can't believe i came here so late!

Brown Shuga
08 Oct 2008 07:04

Blog of the year!!!

Brown Shuga
08 Oct 2008 07:05

Blog of the year!!! LOL

faraimagic
08 Oct 2008 07:05

Shwashwi: another chicken was lookinh Fab.....*another chicken thinks its a celeb,we all know you aint a celeb chicken!.....*another chicken was wearing sunglasses in th dark!....* A GAY Chicken was there tooo!

faraimagic
08 Oct 2008 07:05

faraimagic
08 Oct 2008 07:06

TheLady
08 Oct 2008 07:07

Bonang: am happy that tha chicken remembered the weave, nails and the dress.

Best-Achiever
08 Oct 2008 07:08

Cande .... This real very close to home so i'll have to let it pass and hear what the other bloggers have to say

Toxic .... Me too Cande!

Cody ... It is funny how i always thought i have huge problems but after reading what the chicken are facing, i just thank God because what im facing is nothing compared to what chickens are facing

Pooky ... please tell us Cody

Nonny .. ave uzithanda izindaba kodwa Pooky my friend

WSG .. this b!tch in cant real think right now, maybe late at night when i have had 1 or 2 glasses of wine that will revive 1 or 2 brain cells then i'll have something to say

Sego ... i see we are all concerned about why the chickens had to cross the road, we forget to look at what the chicken were going to get after crossing that road and maybe if we can all know that we will know that it was worthy crossing that road

Best-Achiever
08 Oct 2008 07:12

Nonny ..(after reading what Sego said) .... you are my TVSA role model Sego

delish
08 Oct 2008 07:16

hahahahah...

just got registered myself on the website

interesting topic i must say....

Simmone
08 Oct 2008 07:19

ROFLMAO! Great blog Farai

awelani
08 Oct 2008 07:22

delish: Hi everybody, um a new chicken, please welcome, then i can cross the road..lol, just kiddin, welcome, tl tl tl

belz
08 Oct 2008 07:28

LMAO!!!!!!!

PY
08 Oct 2008 07:28

Robert Marawa...Qim Shelele...heres the moemish of the day...sayibona inkukhu ifake amateki icabanga ukuthi i gibela amakoksi
Sarah...ngiyaxolisa madam..bengicabanga ukuthi ngiyipheke yasibaleka ke iwelindlela...ngayiyekela ngoba ibisezovusa uNhlanhla

monchooza
08 Oct 2008 07:30

yoh yoh yoh guys..this blog is killing me......my desk i flippin wet izinyembezi yi lokuhleka...

Cnglemother
08 Oct 2008 07:30

Grand grand this blog rocks-nice1 Fara!BA spot on.

molibelis
08 Oct 2008 07:31

delish: Hi everybody, um a new chicken, please welcome, then i can cross the road..lol, just kiddin, welcome, tl tl tl........U know u were not kidding

Rebecca Malope Siya ku qela Baba ngisize unguthu nge size le Nkuku e hambe,ndyibonga baba haleluyaaaaaa

Cnglemother
08 Oct 2008 07:32

Grand grand this blog rocks-nice1 Fara!BA spot on.

monchooza
08 Oct 2008 07:36

yoh yoh yoh guys..this blog is killing me......my desk i flippin wet izinyembezi yi lokuhleka...

molibelis
08 Oct 2008 07:37

@ Mon yoh yoh yoh guys..this blog is killing me......my desk i flippin wet izinyembezi yi lokuhleka...Hello and how are u?where is mstick aka lydia,she didnt got the message

monchooza
08 Oct 2008 07:40

Queen Moroka= Darling , do you even have to ask.......Lorraine got herself a hunk ..and she is getting married....the chicken is going to maxine for fittings..Gosh what am i gonna wear...I am doomed...

molibelis
08 Oct 2008 07:44

My man will go like "Mamateng,why did u let the Chicken go now" "Me" Hei bathong ba Modimo Babe ha kae bona Moss.

Mr IBU: Moah,Moah where is the chickino,where is the chickino moah
Moah:Huuuuuuu Papa why do shout my name like that, i didnt saw it papa,

Toxic
08 Oct 2008 07:45

Cande .... This real very close to home so i'll have to let it pass and hear what the other bloggers have to say

Toxic .... Me too Cande!

Cody ... It is funny how i always thought i have huge problems but after reading what the chicken are facing, i just thank God because what im facing is nothing compared to what chickens are facing

Pooky ... please tell us Cody

Nonny .. ave uzithanda izindaba kodwa Pooky my friend

WSG .. this b!tch in cant real think right now, maybe late at night when i have had 1 or 2 glasses of wine that will revive 1 or 2 brain cells then i'll have something to say

Sego ... i see we are all concerned about why the chickens had to cross the road, we forget to look at what the chicken were going to get after crossing that road and maybe if we can all know that we will know that it was worthy crossing that road

Reply from: Best-Achiever 10/8/2008 3:12:38 PM

Nonny ..(after reading what Sego said) .... you are my TVSA role model Sego

Best-Achiever: you're THE best!! kwa kwa kwa !!!!!!

Boikanyo
08 Oct 2008 07:46

Lupi Ngcayisa>>>> this chicken is a delinquent ,why would it want to cross the road.
Glen Lewis>>>>>>> I am the great one ,why would the chicken cross the road without.
Penny Lebyane>>>>> the chicken crossing the road has nothing to do with fashion,so I dont care.
Dj Naked>>>>>>>>> it was probably campaigning for being a president of SA.

Toxic
08 Oct 2008 07:47

Mr IBU: Moah,Moah where is the chickino,where is the chickino moah
Moah:Huuuuuuu Papa why do shout my name like that, i didnt saw it papa,

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!tl tl tl tl!

I can just see Mr IBU's expression!!

Nonny
08 Oct 2008 07:48

OK guys, i haven't read this blog and I have no idea zikhiphani lana nezinkukhu zaakhona, so ke if I browse I see ama dialogue with my name, summary please what's this about?????

mabhebheza
08 Oct 2008 07:49

Blog of the year 4sho *THUMBS UP Farai*!!!!

Moonchooza:The chicken crossed 4sweets & peanuts sake..im sure they rocked wit Carvelas

Pooky: ishushu i bisto ye Chickens 2day

Nonny: this chicken needs 2puff sum DH & chill phela fact is Durban chickens rock or kanjani Sponono

sponono
08 Oct 2008 08:08

Sbud Ngmala....eish da kitchen ochestra'd dawhole ting...

Khaphela" Haayi mnumzane ibiziwelela nje inkukhu inganake lutho....

Khethiwe " awung'yeke ngaleyonto ngizovele ngiyiqhumise ngempama lenkukhu"

V-Mash......"Azange lenkukhu azange "

Winnie mandela " the chicken felt betrayed and so with a box of match and a necklace the chicken was going to liberate itself"

LM
08 Oct 2008 08:10

Segololo: When I first saw the chicken cross the road it was an Aha moment ...I had an ugly cry....it was so touching...and King K agrees with me that we should get in touch with our inner chicken: Sponono, you are kiling me...

you guys rock!

Shuga babe
08 Oct 2008 08:13

"Khaphela" Haayi mnumzane ibiziwelela nje inkukhu inganake lutho...." @Sponono ayi abakuyeke kwakwakwa....hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

carino
08 Oct 2008 08:14

Reply from: Nonny 10/8/2008 3:48:28 PM
OK guys, i haven't read this blog and I have no idea zikhiphani lana nezinkukhu zaakhona, so ke if I browse I see ama dialogue with my name, summary please what's this about?????

ROFLMAO.. i love you my friend.. you are such a classic...cant believe you say at the 100th comment that you didnt read....
stop being lazy and just read Luvbug's brilliant article... and the 100 replies...

Segololo
08 Oct 2008 08:15

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