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Did you Hear About .........A sign on a Hawker's Stall at Denneboom Station in Mamelodi,Pretoria,.......Reads :"Second hand Sports Shop.Experienced soccer boots,Running shoes,socks and clothes sold here."!
Did you hear about this Letter?
To Jesus,Son of Joseph
Carpenter's Shop.
Nazareth.
From Julius Malema
Management Consultants.
Johannesburg.
It is our opinion that the 12 men you have picked to manage your new organisation lack the background,educational and Vocational aptitude for the type of Enterprise you are undertaking.They do not have the team concept:
Simon Peter is emotionally unstable and given to fits of temper.
Andrew has no qualities of leadership.The 2 brothers,James and Jonh,place personal interests above company Layalty.
Thomas demonstrates a questioning attitude that would tend to undermine morale.
We feel it is our duty to tell you that Mathew has been Blacklisted by the Luthuli House Business Bureau.James,the son of Alphaeus,and Thaaeus have radical leanings,and both registered high on th mani-depressive scale.....
One of the candidates,however ,shows great potential.He is a man of liability and resourcefulness,has a keen business mind and contacts in high places.He is highly motivated and ambitios.
We recommend Judas Iscariot as your controller and right-hand man.
We wish you every success in your new venture.
Wat have you heard?
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