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Dear Santa.....

Written by lepogo from the blog Rant and rave on 19 Nov 2008
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Knowing looks are exchanged-hints are left around(hint hint)-just not put a hint to a man,we cant read those and we dont read minds either......

This is when we pick random names in the office to buy cheap gifts-Chinese are always rubbing their hands with glee around this time of the year-lead paint or no lead paint,more toys from the Far East shall be bought by members of this site.....

And out every 2 times we always receive a very wrong gift,and thats when the thought DOESNT count-and this is when grudges shall be carried to the loooong periods of Jan and February-

But(as the Verimark presenters would say) dont panic-Santa'a friend is here,and depending on if you've been a good gal or boy-or a freak-you have a opportunity to write and tell him what you wishing for-.......bigger house,car paid in full,lobola money,dildoes,a better man-you know mos what you want especially.......

And all letters have to start with "Dear Santa".......

Cant wait to see what M is wishing for....

286 Comments

lepogo
19 Nov 2008 12:27

now people-fire off

Cande
19 Nov 2008 12:29

Dear Santa....

I will come back with my wish

belz
19 Nov 2008 12:34

Dear Santa,

How have you been this whole year you old thing. Are you going to respond to our requests today, just checking.

yours,
Belz.

andi01
19 Nov 2008 12:47

Dear Santa

I want my Stevie to propose to me this December, and pay lobola for me. i want to be a makoti before the end of the year. He wants that also but is kinda broke at the moment, thats where you come in. His bank account is

Steve Handsome
Bank Name: Witbank
Account Number: 61718191512
Branch Code: 46664

Ur help will be higly appreciated. Dont worry about the money for the ring, lobola will do at this point in time.

Yours in desperation
Andie van die Uno

(U can respond in afrikaans as that is my taal, if you want to, OK I am just trying to be nice here)

Clause
19 Nov 2008 12:53

@Belz,
saometymes all we need is a bit of faith.....and imagination cos there's no hope in hell you gonna get anything you hoping for-you've been a bad girl

awelani
19 Nov 2008 12:58

LOL @ Andi01....

Dear Santa:

Please provide me with the following:

-leave a legitimate driver's licence with my name, id number and photo in my wallet(be4 my learners expires for the 5th time) :)..
-A Louis Vuitton Hand Bag(the Big one), but not travel bag.
-Keys to my new house(mansion) in a very nice safe surbub.
-Keys to my new car since u'll also be leaving me a driver's licence.
-A signed cheque (i will write the amount maself).
-A flight ticket to France.
-A chef(who know how to cook african food too).
-Jimmy Choo shoes (even 1 pair will do for now).

will come back with more..

PS, I deserve all these things coz i'v been a good gal :)

awisto

lepogo
19 Nov 2008 13:00

I knew this was gonna be fun-@Awelani,can I be your butler?Toe?

Cande
19 Nov 2008 13:01

he he he Clause?? are you Lepogo??

GML
19 Nov 2008 13:02

Dear Santa.

I ahve been a good girl this year (I promise). My biggest wish came true earlier this year when my BF proposed. It was the happiest time of my life. We had decided that everything will be sorted by December (which is great), however that does not seem possible. Santa, we even bought a house together in preparation for when we get married. Please get him to talk to his uncles and send them over to my parents house. They have been nagging me about this and I have run of excuses.

P.S. You will get an invite if this happens before end of December. I have everything planned out in my head.

Yours faithfully
GML

dubed out
19 Nov 2008 13:02

Id also love to know what M is wishing for this festive so M when u see this please do tell.

awelani
19 Nov 2008 13:05

no problem lepogo, but on one condition, u will wear nothing but an apron, only whn there's no1 around the house, what do u think **wink wink**,,

lepogo
19 Nov 2008 13:05

@cande,
the bastard........

TheLady
19 Nov 2008 13:05

Dear Santa

Please land a baby in my tummy.

Thank you in advance.
TL

lepogo
19 Nov 2008 13:06

@awe,
why,so that I wouldnt steal stuff and put it in my pockets?

awelani
19 Nov 2008 13:08

@Lepogo, YES!!,lol..

LMAO @ TL

andi01
19 Nov 2008 13:12

Dear Santa

Can I get a bigger christmas bonus so that I can buy christams clothes and goodies for my late cousin's kids. I will buy them clothes on the money I currently have, but if I get a bigger bonus that means more staff for them. Their father passed away last month, and I will do anything in my power to make sure they dont feel like orphans. of course they arent I am here for them. I will be the best father they ever had, coz their father was the best brother I ever had, and also he was my blood.

Thanks in advance
Andi

myname
19 Nov 2008 13:15

Dear Santa, I would be happy if you can give your sista a bonus coz this damn stupid company is allegic kwi-bonus. Thanks Myname "Employee of the year for blocking"

belz
19 Nov 2008 13:15

LOL!!! GML!!

Ok clause let me right to santa now:

Dear Santa,

I have been in my best behaviour the whole year, here is my list of things i need:

1. Money in my account all the time.
2. Food in my fridge instead of bottles of wine.
3. The courage to do my washing before it becomes unbearable.(if you help with point one this wont be necessary as i will take the clothes to the laundry)
4. Patience.

I have to go to a quick meeting i'll be back now santa,

Love,
Belz.

Cande
19 Nov 2008 13:17

Dear Sanrta,

Can u get me a driver's license before my learners expires for the 2nd time, Lawd knows i have tried & tried & really tried and i am about to give up and accepting that i will forever be a pedestrian....
Can you organise a big home for all the homeless people in the world and provide them with food, clothes, schooling for the children & an ability for the elders to create their own jobs...
Lastly can i please get a bonus in December, or @ least qualify to get returns from SARS...TJERR!!!

Will be back with more

lepogo
19 Nov 2008 13:18

Dear Santa,
Please bring back all the friends I used to have.Tell them I am now a nicer guy,have time to call them and will even throw them a party?

But whatever you do,just bring them back,and while you at it,pls get me the Kenwood coffee/espresso maker?

Regards and more love,
Lepogo

myname
19 Nov 2008 13:18

Our wishes Andy r the same i hope Snata is listening yhazi cos im SERIOUS..............Shame GML "Yours faithfully"

Tynt!
19 Nov 2008 13:19

Dear santa..

Where are u when I need u the most….?!?!?!?!
Oh Gosh!! Stop playing hide en seek… Just get out of the closet, as I await my blessings….

Best-Achiever
19 Nov 2008 13:19


-leave a legitimate driver's licence with my name, id number and photo in my wallet(be4 my learners expires for the 5th time) :).. 
Santa can not do that because you'll end up in jail caring the driver's license with NO FINGURE PRINTS, Sorry

-A Louis Vuitton Hand Bag(the Big one), but not travel bag. 
Santa would rather give it to people who'll use it when travelling than giving it to you for decoration, ratherask for a vas

-Keys to my new house(mansion) in a very nice safe surbub. 
the house is yours and you are supposed to have the keys, if you lost them tell Santa the key number he'll cut the spare for you

-Keys to my new car since u'll also be leaving me a driver's licence. 
You are so ignorant, youlost the car keys also, how do you expect Santa to trust you with big things if you cant keep the small ones

-A signed cheque (i will write the amount maself). 
Granted

-A flight ticket to France. 
that will be injustice to, where are you going to get the return ticket

Cody
19 Nov 2008 13:20

Dear Santa

I am not a fussy person, i just need just one thing from you, can you at least make my stomach a li'l bit smaller so that i dont have to face the other way all the time.

Yours in anticipation
Cody

blueroze
19 Nov 2008 13:21

dear Santa

if you can get me to pass my driver tests i'll be happiest gal *innocent smile* 
please get me a return ticket to the UK to visit my Bf cause i'm sex starved as is, you do know that i was not messing around mos

PS hey Santa, can i get that townhouse in the eastern surburbs?
pppppplllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeeeeeeee *on bended knees*
i can organisea chimney for you (so that you can come and drop staff off)

carino
19 Nov 2008 13:21

I cant believe this......

lepogo
19 Nov 2008 13:21

haai ke @andi1-you know how tread that thin line between profound and rain puddles with so much sensitivity-how I wish we had a better dividend-you just made more humane....

Best-Achiever
19 Nov 2008 13:22

The Lady>>>Please land a baby in my tummy.
and you want that baby to cry "i have never saw my dad in my entire life", Santa is not cruel dear, rather ask for a man who will be a good father

Cande
19 Nov 2008 13:23

he he he BA

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 13:23

-leave a legitimate driver's licence with my name, id number and photo in my wallet(be4 my learners expires for the 5th time) :)..
hahahahh just do the damn licence and stp being a lazy bun, otherwise choma u know I've got connections only in Durban kodwa.

Dear Santa
Please land a baby in my tummy.
Thank you in advance.
TL
May ur wish come true gal.

OK Nonny's wish
Dear Bab'Clause, well u know I'm not a fussy person, so basically my wish a good festive Sbhombolozi and Santa make sure i don't get caught while doing this and to me festive is Begining oif December till the End of January, I need someone who will be able to let it go coz I don't need no baggage in Valentines the sweet love month.

Best-Achiever
19 Nov 2008 13:24

I would be happy if you can give your sista a bonus coz this damn stupid company is allegic kwi-bonus

Myname ... i dont have a sister
love Santa

Cande
19 Nov 2008 13:24

I cant believe this......

What?????

Cody
19 Nov 2008 13:27

Triple lol at Santa BA!!

awelani
19 Nov 2008 13:29

cont:
-An increase and a Bonus for all my hard work, I work very hard but have nothing to show of it.
-An ability to read ppl's mind, it will come in handy when trying to communicte with my boy and when hubby is angry with me, i will know xcatly what he's thinking.


to be continued....

Foxy gal
19 Nov 2008 13:29

Dear Santa

I've been a good girl this year & I had a precious gift 4months ago (a son) 

I would really appreciate it if  you could pay for my bond, car & ALL my skweletus .......oh & not forgeting the school fees for my daughter - I'll take care of the uniform no worries there

Thank you in advance

Love
Foxy gal

myname
19 Nov 2008 13:29

hehehe usile BA

Best-Achiever
19 Nov 2008 13:30

Dear belz

I have been in my best behaviour the whole year, here is my list of things i need:

1. Money in my account all the time. 
i always deposit money everymonth to your account and you allow other(debts) to take it when i have also given them

2. Food in my fridge instead of bottles of wine. 
you are only complaining now that you are sober, when you sip from the glass you dont complain, you are so ungreatful child

3. The courage to do my washing before it becomes unbearable.(if you help with point one this wont be necessary as i will take the clothes to the laundry) 
i gave you money to but washing machine and what did you do with that money, you gave it to wesbank.

4. Patience. 
i gave you a guy who was gonna teach you patience koMacdee nako KFC and you cried news Cafe ...i gave up on you

I have to go to a quick meeting i'll be back now santa,

Love,
Santa

belz
19 Nov 2008 13:30

I'm confused, uSanta nguLepogo or nguBA??

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 13:31

Myname ... i dont have a sister
love Santa
hahhhaha BA u are making this so interesting.

Neway anoother reply from Santa is: "My sister is white and the last time I checked u were black"
With love from Santa

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 13:32

I'm confused, uSanta nguLepogo or nguBA??
Santa is Lepogo, BA is spicing up the article, clear now?

belz
19 Nov 2008 13:33

LMAO!!!! @ Santa, yho Santa yini ucruel kanje, you are supposed to give us what we wish for, not ukusidisciplina kanjena!!!! now i know why Johnny wrote that letter.

GML
19 Nov 2008 13:34

Dear Santa,

While you're busy making sure that my BF lobola's me this December please make sure  that my wedding venue stays free until I book it.

Tx you

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 13:35

4. Patience.
i gave you a guy who was gonna teach you patience koMacdee nako KFC and you cried news Cafe ...i gave up on you
hhahahah classic classic BA, yeah Belz, wena u shouldn't be worrying Santa coz wakhahlela umendo when he presented it to u....LOL

lepogo
19 Nov 2008 13:35

@belz,
she is a bad santa-she's very good at this-wouldnt have been better maself...

ROFLMBAO

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 13:36

now i know why Johnny wrote that letter.
kwa kwa kwa kwa I can never get over that rude Johny letter.

Best-Achiever
19 Nov 2008 13:37

Dear Cande,

Can u get me a driver's license before my learners expires for the 2nd time, Lawd knows i have tried & tried & really tried and i am about to give up and accepting that i will forever be a pedestrian.... 
Myname tried it 4 times already and you are tired at your second expiry...a little patience will help you

Lastly can i please get a bonus in December, or @ least qualify to get returns from SARS...TJERR!!! 
Bonus at work or at TVSA where you spend most of your time, be realistic.... return from SARS, did you give them anything they need to return?

myname
19 Nov 2008 13:37

LOL Nonny nengamla sista......Another thing my dearest Santa can u give me ilotto ke, just for me nhe, the sweetest girl on earth. I swear i will neva bother anybody, stru bob. From "Waiting Your Positive Response" Myname

awelani
19 Nov 2008 13:39

Dear Santa BA,,

Santa can not do that because you'll end up in jail caring the driver's license with NO FINGURE PRINTS, Sorry ....U r santa dammit, come with that thingy they take fingerprints with on the 20th of december and take my fingerprints from home, Nxa

Santa would rather give it to people who'll use it when travelling than giving it to you for decoration, ratherask for a vas ..But I need it more, it big to carry all the stuff i wana carry and it will make me feel good, Nxa

the house is yours and you are supposed to have the keys, if you lost them tell Santa the key number he'll cut the spare for you ,,Didnt know that you were slow, I WANT KEYS TO MY NEW HOUSE THAT U WILL BE GIVING ME FOR XMAS,,Nxa

-You are so ignorant, youlost the car keys also, how do you expect Santa to trust you with big things if you cant keep the small ones ....Sort the fingerprints thing 1st, then get me the damn car, Nxa

-A signed cheque (i will write the amount maself) -Granted ,,,,Thank you very very much,(no Nxa this time)

that will be injustice to, where are you going to get the return ticket ...Fine then, ur raindeers will come fetch me, Nxa

WhiteSockGirl
19 Nov 2008 13:39

Dear Santa,

I will appreciate if you can do the following for me,

a) Let me know about the status of my request for a gorgeous dark chocolate man for the festive season,

b) Send me a miracle recipe to cure me for urge for my ex,

c) Remind Best-Achiever that she owes me a box of wine

d) Remind Belz  that she also promised me wine


Thank you for knowing that you better excute my orders in an efficient and rapid manner,

Love Always,

Fabulous Bitch

myname
19 Nov 2008 13:40

LOL @ 4X hahahahaha God bless u BA hahahaha

awelani
19 Nov 2008 13:40

i gave you a guy who was gonna teach you patience koMacdee nako KFC and you cried news Cafe ...i gave up on you >>>>>Sixple Kwas

Best-Achiever
19 Nov 2008 13:40

Dear Lepogo,
Please bring back all the friends I used to have.Tell them I am now a nicer guy,have time to call them and will even throw them a party? 
you, throw your friends party, since when do you allow money to leave your pocket for someone's benefit, tell me you are joking

But whatever you do,just bring them back,and while you at it,pls get me the Kenwood coffee/espresso maker? 
go to game and take that before 14h00 today and dont forget to gine a ladt in the till R500.00 to say thank you, she will thank you with change in return

Regards and more love,
Santa

Foxy gal
19 Nov 2008 13:41

LMAO @ the creativity of BA's replies!!!!

monchooza
19 Nov 2008 13:41

Dear santa

Please help me here you see I have this friend...her name is Andi01....sometimes she is a girl like here "i want to be a makoti before the end of the year." and sometimes he is a boy " I will be the best father they ever had, coz their father was the best brother I ever had,"....so please Santa....by the end of the year make her/him decide ukuthi kahle kahle what does she want to be a Boy like Queen latifah or a Girl like Iko mash.

Mina ungawari ngam....I'll be getting my bonus soon so I'll buy my own present...like I have always done all these years ngoba wena une APARTEYIT you have never given me any thing since ngazalwa

Heita holla Santa

ps: my friends say you dont exist...do you??? your reply will put my mind as ease

TerryN
19 Nov 2008 13:42

Dear Santa

You know as well as I do that I've been good this year...
All I want for xmas is a FAT PAY CHEQUE/ ADDITIONAL BONUS.  I would really do with some serious cash injection this December.

Hope to hear from u pretty sooooooon

Buckets full of luv
Tazzy

awelani
19 Nov 2008 13:43

Bonus at work or at TVSA where you spend most of your time, be realistic>>>>LOL LOL LOL

Best-Achiever
19 Nov 2008 13:43

Dear Cody

I am not a fussy person, i just need just one thing from you, can you at least make my stomach a li'l bit smaller so that i dont have to face the other way all the time.
Cody do you want to give birth to Pap or baby ?.... only pap can flatten you stomach, a baby has bones that need to grow

Yours in anticipation
Santa

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 13:44

a) Let me know about the status of my request for a gorgeous dark chocolate man for the festive season,
WSG, Santa will like to clear things and make sure u know that after that pic of Boris that u uploaded, he is definitely not gonna be ur Xmas present, Boris is reserved for Nonny.

lepogo
19 Nov 2008 13:44

@ba,
thats stinging-ouch.

In the words of the Great Homer-"How come the things that usually happen to stupid people keep happening to me?!

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 13:44

Cody do you want to give birth to Pap or baby ?.... only pap can flatten you stomach, a baby has bones that need to grow
kwa kwa kwa kwa BA u are making my day!!!

Cande
19 Nov 2008 13:46

Dear Santa,

Can u get me a driver's license before my learners expires for the 2nd time, Lawd knows i have tried & tried & really tried and i am about to give up and accepting that i will forever be a pedestrian....
Myname tried it 4 times already and you are tired at your second expiry...a little patience will help you you know i have tried 6 times already, and had crooks chaowing my money..i really cant do it on my own now..i need your help

Lastly can i please get a bonus in December, or @ least qualify to get returns from SARS...TJERR!!!
Bonus at work or at TVSA where you spend most of your time, be realistic.... return from SARS, did you give them anything they need to return?

Hello Santa, havent you heard of something called multitasking???? I am in the IT department so my whole life is spent in front of a PC.What am i supposed to do if there isn't much to do???
SARS, when i asked them for irp5 certificate they tell me i have been working for less than a year, but when they TAX me they dont say such...

Cody
19 Nov 2008 13:47

Lol Monchooza!!!!

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 13:48

Please help me here you see I have this friend...her name is Andi01....sometimes she is a girl like here "i want to be a makoti before the end of the year." and sometimes he is a boy " I will be the best father they ever had, coz their father was the best brother I ever had,"....so please Santa....by the end of the year make her/him decide ukuthi kahle kahle what does she want to be a Boy like Queen latifah or a Girl like Iko mash.
hahahhaha Monchy - that's exactly what i thought when I read her "best father comment", I think Andi01 is a bit of both.

Mina ungawari ngam....I'll be getting my bonus soon so I'll buy my own present...like I have always done all these years ngoba wena une APARTEYIT you have never given me any thing since ngazalwa
hahhahahahah Maybe u should try being nice to Santa for a change.

belz
19 Nov 2008 13:48

Dear Santa,

Please let WSG know that she cannot lie in public like this, i did not promise her any wine. and i dont think bitches are good people, so she doesn't deserve anything from you. 

Yours who cares for your well being since the bitch has threatened you,how demanding is this bitch maar, lol!!! rapid manner.

Belz.

awelani
19 Nov 2008 13:49

so basically my wish a good festive Sbhombolozi and Santa make sure i don't get caught while doing this and to me festive is Begining oif December till the End of January, I need someone who will be able to let it go coz I don't need no baggage in Valentines the sweet love month>>>>Dear Nonny, Mr Santa sed that he has aldreay granted u your wish, stop being selfish, give other ladies a chance, please,,,angeke u ba cede bonke..

Santa's right hand man (Elfy)

Foxy gal
19 Nov 2008 13:50

@ Monchy by the end of the year make her/him decide ukuthi kahle kahle what does she want to be a Boy like Queen latifah or a Girl like Iko mash.
 I am finished!!!!!!!!

WhiteSockGirl
19 Nov 2008 13:50

<<<a) Let me know about the status of my request for a gorgeous dark chocolate man for the festive season,
WSG, Santa will like to clear things and make sure u know that after that pic of Boris that u uploaded, he is definitely not gonna be ur Xmas present, Boris is reserved for Nonny.>>>

Dear Santa,

I want to amend my request,... please add the following to my list of requests:

e)  Kindly make Nonny aware that it is not nice  and wise to meddle in the lust operations of another Fabulous Bitch as it can be hazardous to a Fabulous Bitch's well being.

Love Always,


Fabulous Bitch

Cody
19 Nov 2008 13:51

Cody do you want to give birth to Pap or baby ?.... only pap can flatten you stomach, a baby has bones that need to grow 


LOL!!! R you in a bad mood Santa?? i just need the damn stomach to a lil' flat for the purpose of the "deed", i cant do one style foreva Santa!! cum'on now!!!

Best-Achiever
19 Nov 2008 13:51

Dear WSG,

a) Let me know about the status of my request for a gorgeous dark chocolate man for the festive season, 
still pending.... it is going in alphabetic order im still in A and you are W, do the maths

b) Send me a miracle recipe to cure me for urge for my ex, 
that will not work because he is also craving for you

c) Remind Best-Achiever that she owes me a box of wine 
You nearly got the poor child in jail, she is under age for heaven sake

d) Remind Belz that she also promised me wine 
do you want your blood to turn to wine, so much wine, No




Love Always,
Santa

TerryN
19 Nov 2008 13:52

Santa's right hand man (Elfy)

elfy?
lol @ Awelani

awelani
19 Nov 2008 13:53

LOL @ Cody,,,,dont worry gal  santa has a hangover, maybe Belz shud give him those wine bottles she has in her fridge..

carino
19 Nov 2008 13:53

Please help me here you see I have this friend...her name is Andi01....sometimes she is a girl like here "i want to be a makoti before the end of the year." and sometimes he is a boy " I will be the best father they ever had, coz their father was the best brother I ever had,"....so please Santa....by the end of the year make her/him decide ukuthi kahle kahle what does she want to be a Boy like Queen latifah or a Girl like Iko mash.
hahahhaha Monchy - that's exactly what i thought when I read her "best father comment", I think Andi01 is a bit of both.

kwa kwa kwa
I think andi01 is asking Santa *between the lines* to make her a man.

awelani
19 Nov 2008 13:55

Tazyy,,Elfy is one of Elfs that live with Santa,,

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 13:56

Please let WSG know that she cannot lie in public like this, i did not promise her any wine. and i dont think bitches are good people, so she doesn't deserve anything from you.
hhhahaha Atleast Santa is my bestfriend.

Dear Nonny, Mr Santa sed that he has aldreay granted u your wish, stop being selfish, give other ladies a chance, please,,,angeke u ba cede bonke..
LMAO, OK OK, no more selfishness, I just wanna thank Santa coz my gift really arrived on 13/11/08. 

still pending.... it is going in alphabetic order im still in A and you are W, do the maths
ROTFLMAO..........So i guess Awelani is first in the queue then??? Holla choma, u might just get that mansion after all.

Cody
19 Nov 2008 13:57

Santa's right hand man (Elfy) Thjesa Awe!! LOL

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 13:57

LOL @ Cody,,,,dont worry gal santa has a hangover, maybe Belz shud give him those wine bottles she has in her fridge..
LOL

Best-Achiever
19 Nov 2008 13:59

Dear Monchooza
Please help me here you see I have this friend...her name is Andi01....sometimes she is a girl like here "i want to be a makoti before the end of the year." and sometimes he is a boy " I will be the best father they ever had, coz their father was the best brother I ever had,"....so please Santa....by the end of the year make her/him decide ukuthi kahle kahle what does she want to be a Boy like Queen latifah or a Girl like Iko mash. 
dont blaim the poor child, she is entitled to confusion with all the political confusion in her country and neighbouhood  ... once the crisis in her country and neighbouhood countries are solved, she'll be able to find her self
Heita holla Santa

ps: my friends say you dont exist...do you??? your reply will put my mind as ease
i do

ta
Santa

Foxy gal
19 Nov 2008 13:59

....cont.......

Please santa get these ppl i work for to undersatand that we don't have to work until the 19th of Dec......phela i need tym to prepare for your arrival

to be continued..............

Love
The Foxy 1

pameng2003
19 Nov 2008 14:02

Dearest Santa!

Can I plz have:
1. Money to throw all the tvsa bloggers a christmas party
2. Money to lobola my boyfriend since he is playing the broke card
3. Mitchum roll-on for all taxi drivers in pta and mambisa
4. Fat bonus for my pastor so he can stop demanding 10% of my salary
5. Toyota tazz...coz i know this one will fit in my chimley
6. A date with Julius Malema at maritious..so i can drown him

much love
pameng

awelani
19 Nov 2008 14:02

I bet u also marked the date on ur diary Nonny, lol

Centrepiece
19 Nov 2008 14:03

Dear Snta 

I am confused and lost, can you please let me find myself because the deep dark hole i'm in is very scary........... HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Centre

awelani
19 Nov 2008 14:05

2. Money to lobola my boyfriend since he is playing the broke card
3. Mitchum roll-on for all taxi drivers in pta and mambisa
4. Fat bonus for my pastor so he can stop demanding 10% of my salary
6. A date with Julius Malema at maritious..so i can drown him 

LOL LOL LOL

Best-Achiever
19 Nov 2008 14:05

dear bluerose

if you can get me to pass my driver tests i'll be happiest gal *innocent smile* 
if you get to do everything you have been taught and do as instructed, i'll give it to you

please get me a return ticket to the UK to visit my Bf cause i'm sex starved as is, you do know that i was not messing around mos
SEX after marriage ..stop messing with me

PS hey Santa, can i get that townhouse in the eastern surburbs?
pppppplllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeeeeeeee *on bended knees*
i can organisea chimney for you (so that you can come and drop staff off) 
so now u r trying to bribe me ...i wont do it

Love
Santa

WhiteSockGirl
19 Nov 2008 14:05

<<<Dear Santa,

Please let WSG know that she cannot lie in public like this, i did not promise her any wine. and i dont think bitches are good people, so she doesn't deserve anything from you.

Yours who cares for your well being since the bitch has threatened you,how demanding is this bitch maar, lol!!! rapid manner.

Belz. >>>


Dear Santa,

I hereby instruct you to add the following request to my list,

f)  Kindly do grant belz the wisdom to apologize to me, Fabulous Bitch, in an open forum for labelling me as a liar.

My evidence of the promise she made:

"Reply from: belz 8/25/2008 7:27:11 AM

You can, we should.’>>>> Yes, yes yes!!! Desmond, you guys can and you should!!!!!!!!! what the hell are you waiting for.

No twisting, let them shag and have a perfect relationship please, we are just tired of love full of hurt and pain Lady D!!, no please, i was actually getting irritated with this Beverly character, who just seems to be an agitating rash on Chant. Eish WSG you need to try and give a chapter every day, if you need grapes couriered to you, i'll do so gladly!!! there is a special on the Saints, R16, i'll send ten so we can get 10 fabulous chapter in a day!!! ."

Awaiting the apology,

Fabulous Bitch

Best-Achiever
19 Nov 2008 14:08

Dear Foxy
....cont.......

Please santa get these ppl i work for to undersatand that we don't have to work until the 19th of Dec......phela i need tym to prepare for your arrival

if you werent blogging during office hours i was gonna tell them, the amouth of hours you spend here are not even close to the hoursyou spend working

Love
Santa

faraimagic
19 Nov 2008 14:10

Dear santa

I wish i cud wake up with a million Rand in all of my accounts so that i wont have to work,just that i can blog all day on tvsa!
One last request tho is.......i wish we cud blog about Tv and radio more often,Sant may you also pliz bring back the old bloggers....We miss them(OK I lie I miss them!)

With Best wishes

Have a Santalicious Merrylicious Christmalicious!

molibelis
19 Nov 2008 14:12

Dear Santa.....

I want to C the Guy o Driving Hummer,so that He can also Spoli like Others.........and Ooooooh pls Santa be there when he Kills me.....2

TerryN
19 Nov 2008 14:14

Dear Santa,

How have you been this whole year you old thing. Are you going to respond to our requests today, just checking.

yours,
Belz.

DONT be nasty now...
You dont wanna upset Santa especially at this time of year,  xmas might be cancelled.

Best-Achiever
19 Nov 2008 14:15

Dearest Pameng 


1. Money to throw all the tvsa bloggers a christmas party?
i have already arranged them early Christmas part on the 29th...dont rob me

2. Money to lobola my boyfriend since he is playing the broke card 
lobola is only paid by the groom, i can delibarately do something wrong

3. Mitchum roll-on for all taxi drivers in pta and mambisa 
They prefer Brut(spirit), have already given them, you should have spoke the truth that you want it for yourself

4. Fat bonus for my pastor so he can stop demanding 10% of my salary 
he isnt demanding it, vele it belongs to God not you, stop being messing with other's belongings

5. Toyota tazz...coz i know this one will fit in my chimley 
they dont manufature it anymore

6. A date with Julius Malema at maritious..so i can drown him 
i dont kill, i only love

much love
Santa

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 14:16

Please santa get these ppl i work for to undersatand that we don't have to work until the 19th of Dec......phela i need tym to prepare for your arrival
Can't u take time off from ur annual leave?

3. Mitchum roll-on for all taxi drivers in pta and mambisa
4. Fat bonus for my pastor so he can stop demanding 10% of my salary
6. A date with Julius Malema at maritious..so i can drown him
LMAO!!!!!!

awelani
19 Nov 2008 14:17

Dear Andi, GML & P3,

After reading ur wishes aboutt lobola and weddings, and considering that state our economy is at @ the moment, Santa has decided to thro u all a wedding on the same day, same venue, will provide the dresses, dont worry about the best man and brides maid, they will also be provided, u will share presents, he still thinkin bout the lobola.....Maybe if the sales from his latest CD are good, he might just divide the profit for the lobola.

Santa's Right hand man, Elfy

Best-Achiever
19 Nov 2008 14:17

Dear Centre

I am confused and lost, can you please let me find myself because the deep dark hole i'm in is very scary........... HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Go to the centre you'lll find peace... that's you Centrepeace

Santa

blueroze
19 Nov 2008 14:17

Santa
can you please bring back Marara
i know s/him from my silent blogging days....
s/he will sing for us

pameng2003
19 Nov 2008 14:17

Ha molibeli..do u want his worms..y dont u collect them yself en stuff them in yr punani???

molibelis
19 Nov 2008 14:19

Spoil me

blueroze
19 Nov 2008 14:19

what the hell is stack overflow.....
it is now irritating me

Best-Achiever
19 Nov 2008 14:19

bluerose

can you please bring back Marara
i know s/him from my silent blogging days....
s/he will sing for us 

you chased him with your man-bashing article, now you want to bring him for more heartache, can do that to my child

awelani
19 Nov 2008 14:20

Go to the centre you'lll find peace... that's you Centrepeace >>>kwa kw kw kw kwa ROTFLMBAO,,hi hi hi

Cody
19 Nov 2008 14:20

3. Mitchum roll-on for all taxi drivers in pta and mambisa
They prefer Brut(spirit), have already given them, you should have spoke the truth that you want it for yourself 



Triple lol & double kwa-kwazzzzz not to mention 6 ha ha's. ha noh this Santa is mean!!!!

Strolicious
19 Nov 2008 14:20

Dear Santa
pls may i have guts to go and do my lic for da third tym....and pls make sure i dont fail dis tym....i would also like to spend my dec with my son and be a good mother to him no mjaivo ....and i derseve a kiss for being a good mother....hope im not asking for to much...

pameng2003
19 Nov 2008 14:21

Dear Elfy

Plz start working on the presents en stop interfering on santa's buzness toe...time is running out en we all know santa cant sing like kanyisile mbau mos so y must we wait for his cd...

go back to packaging my tazz toe...........

TerryN
19 Nov 2008 14:21

Santa's Right hand man, Elfy 

Awelani...more like Santa's PRO...LOL

awelani
19 Nov 2008 14:22

ha noh this Santa is mean!!!! U can say dat again..

Cody
19 Nov 2008 14:23

Go to the centre you'lll find peace... that's you Centrepeace

Sweet, true and kwa kwazing at the same time!!!!

Cody
19 Nov 2008 14:24

Dear Elfy

Plz start working on the presents en stop interfering on santa's buzness toe...time is running out en we all know santa cant sing like kanyisile mbau mos so y must we wait for his cd... 


Yes Elfy!!! kwa kwa kwa!!!!!!!!

awelani
19 Nov 2008 14:25

Dear P3,

U have to be nice to me so dat u can get ur present, Um the one who puts approval stamps on the wishes, i might just miss yours,,,

Elfy

lol @ Tazzy

belz
19 Nov 2008 14:25

Dear Santa,

Please deliver this parcel to the hotttest bitch ever.

Contents of Parcel: Case of 4 Cousins, Sweet White.

Message on Card: My fabulous friend, i am ashamed, i completely forgot about that message, but what i have noticed is it wasn't a promise i was just saying. Please accept my apology. *bowing my head in utter shame*

Love Belz.

P.S Santa this is an urgent matter, move your mnqundu!!!!!

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 14:26

DONT be nasty now...
You dont wanna upset Santa especially at this time of year, xmas might be cancelled.
LOL

They prefer Brut(spirit), have already given them, you should have spoke the truth that you want it for yourself
LMAO, u are the coolest Santa BA *BTW I was serious abt Boris for Xmas* and Santa, plz don't worry abt WSG, we have sorted the matter ut woman to woman Boris is mine and that is clear.

awelani
19 Nov 2008 14:27

and wena Cody,, u can 4get about that flat stomach, um gonna thro ur wish list away,,,,,Enjoy your one style girlie, told u not to mess with me..

Best-Achiever
19 Nov 2008 14:27

Dear Strolicious

pls may i have guts to go and do my lic for da third tym....and pls make sure i dont fail dis tym
guts granted,  and you'll pass if you do everything that the instrustor tells you to do.

Love
Santa

Cody
19 Nov 2008 14:28

Dear Santa

Are you sure you dont need a remedy for your bad mood??? i know someone who knows someone that can do that for you.

Yours in worry
Cody

awelani
19 Nov 2008 14:28

P.S Santa this is an urgent matter, move your mnqundu!!!!!  kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa ,,,,,,,,,,,,,

belz
19 Nov 2008 14:29

Hi Elfy!!! lol!!

Foxy gal
19 Nov 2008 14:30

@ Nonny - I wish i could do that but I just came back from maternity leave & everybody want to take leave now .......so booh hooo for me!!!!!!!!

awelani
19 Nov 2008 14:32

Hi Belz, but guess what Brown Nosing aint gonna help,,,ur wish will be attended to when Santa has time,,,

Cande
19 Nov 2008 14:32

move your mnqundu!!!!!

buahahahhahahhahahah

myname
19 Nov 2008 14:33

Belz sounded like Little Johnny

belz
19 Nov 2008 14:33

mnciiim!!! whats the use of having friend in the Dpt of Presents if we cant get favours. hambofa Elfy!!!!!

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 14:34

My fabulous friend, i am ashamed, i completely forgot about that message, but what i have noticed is it wasn't a promise i was just saying. Please accept my apology. *bowing my head in utter shame*
@ Belz, any sorry with a but in it, is not a real apology, so try again Belz, coz this one has been unaccepted. 
From WSG's PA *I'm sucking up so that she get just 4get abt Boris, coz I really don't wanna confuse Santa*....LOL

Contents of Parcel: Case of 4 Cousins, Sweet White.
Abazala, 4 couzins for Smas pho???? No wonder umfana saw u fit for KFC....LOL

TerryN
19 Nov 2008 14:34

P.S Santa this is an urgent matter, move your mnqundu!!!!! 

ROFLOL...what is mnqundu

Foxy gal
19 Nov 2008 14:35

move your mnqundu!!!!!!!!!!!!!????? ROTFLMAO

Hhayi I think Xmas will be cancelled when Bab' Santa reads this!!!!!!!!!

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 14:35

mnciiim!!! whats the use of having friend in the Dpt of Presents if we cant get favours. hambofa Elfy!!!!!
kwa kwa kwa kwa, u remind me of teh day I said: "Hamb'ofa" to a fellow blogger & emvakwalokho wathula wathi nya....LOL

molibelis
19 Nov 2008 14:35

Dear Santa 



Pls Help me to Stop Watching Porn Sites when im Stressed,like Now pls

Cody
19 Nov 2008 14:36

and wena Cody,, u can 4get about that flat stomach, um gonna thro ur wish list away,,,,,Enjoy your one style girlie, told u not to mess with me..


ha ha ha!!!!!!! Awe you got me into stiches, i have do the deep breathing now because of you "hu hu hu hahh, hu hu hahh"

Dear Santa

Can you please get rid of your elf uyaphapa!!!! geez i have never seen such a phaphing shortie ever in ma lyf!!

awelani
19 Nov 2008 14:38

No wonder umfana saw u fit for KFC....LOL....tl tl tl tl tl

Dear Belz, if u wana brown nose, lets tok money girlie, u will find ur list on top of the rest..

LOL @ Tazzy

Best-Achiever
19 Nov 2008 14:39

WSG, Santa will like to clear things and make sure u know that after that pic of Boris that u uploaded, he is definitely not gonna be ur Xmas present, Boris is reserved for Nonny.>>>

Dear Nonny

i dont respond to selfish request... cant find it in me to be selfish, i have already granted you the gift you have been nagging me for, on the 13/11/08, remember?



Love
Santa

TerryN
19 Nov 2008 14:40

Hhayi I think Xmas will be cancelled when Bab' Santa reads this!!!!!!!!!

@ Foxy....yeap! i think so too
I cant stop laffing at "move your mnqundu".  I find it hilarious BUT i dont think Santa will be impressed....LOL:-)

awelani
19 Nov 2008 14:42

Cody,,,u finished me gal now Santa will fire me for making so much noise, he's trying to concentrate,, I will try to pull ma short self 2geda

p.s,,as short as i am, i can do all the styles there are unlike u , so yeah, in ur face **brrrrrrrrrr****

Elfy

myname
19 Nov 2008 14:42

ROFLOL...what is mnqundu? but Tazzy you buzy rolling on the floor laughing kwinto engekhoyo nc nc nc. Some1 plz help Tazzy with explaination coz Im a born-again-christian (ndizalwe ngokutsha)

Best-Achiever
19 Nov 2008 14:43

P.S Santa this is an urgent matter, move your mnqundu!!!!!

Dear Belz

Consider all you request for the next ten years invalid for insulting santa. Not even Elfy will convice Santa to attend to them.

Love Santa

awelani
19 Nov 2008 14:45

ROFLOL...what is mnqundu? but Tazzy you buzy rolling on the floor laughing kwinto engekhoyo Myname, I cudnt stop lafing @ Tazzy,

Tshd21
19 Nov 2008 14:45

Dear Santa

Please make me fit into into my bridesmaid dresses at my gal's wedding on the two coming weekends....You know that I have been a good girl and not eating lately......

Please ask my man to buy me a nice Christmas present?? I think he doesn't believe in those......

Please give me the courage to not let Four Cousins and Castle Lite mess up my plan-C ....which is currently in motion...during these festives....

Please make me slimmer.....so that when I get home next month - since my family believe that when you are skinny, you are suffering and have major problems - they do not ask me for any money....or nama....or di sweets....and mashori...

Thank you in advance.....my bestest white grand-pa....
Ke  a go rata...

Best-Achiever
19 Nov 2008 14:45

Dear belz

i will send you way all guys with KFC and MacDee membership cards.

Fuming
Santa

andi01
19 Nov 2008 14:46

@Nonny and Monchooza- i meant parent, I chose to use father hence they lost a father, not both the parents. Nina, nci ncinci.

awelani
19 Nov 2008 14:47

Belz, dont mind Santa, we can just get him drunk, gimme those wines of yours, they will do the trick, dont 4get, it's not for free, lets tok $$, but on the DL

Elfisto

awelani
19 Nov 2008 14:48

i will send you way all guys with KFC and MacDee membership cards. >>>LOL

Best-Achiever
19 Nov 2008 14:49

Dear Tshd21
Please make me fit into into my bridesmaid dresses at my gal's wedding on the two coming weekends....You know that I have been a good girl and not eating lately......

Please ask my man to buy me a nice Christmas present?? I think he doesn't believe in those......

Please give me the courage to not let Four Cousins and Castle Lite mess up my plan-C ....which is currently in motion...during these festives....

Please make me slimmer.....so that when I get home next month - since my family believe that when you are skinny, you are suffering and have major problems - they do not ask me for any money....or nama....or di sweets....and mashori...

Thank you in advance.....my bestest white grand-pa.... 
i will not be able to help you because you have just ruined everything by bringing race to this and discriminating me

love
Santa

blueroze
19 Nov 2008 14:49

hi Santa

how can i drop a dress size?
its been long overdue, my son i almost 6 months now!

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 14:51

i dont respond to selfish request... cant find it in me to be selfish, i have already granted you the gift you have been nagging me for, on the 13/11/08, remember?
OMG, I didn't see this one coming. I never imagined Santa being mean to me *sob sob*.......LOL

belz
19 Nov 2008 14:51

LOL!!! Nonny, you have crushed my spirit with that KFC comment.
Santa: i was just expressing the urgency of the matter, pliz dont take it personal, lol!!

awelani
19 Nov 2008 14:52

Dear Blurose

Keep breastfeeding ur son, make sure that u bopha that mkhaba belt @ ol times (u were suppose to do this right after giving birth)...I works, it worked for Mama Santa,,

Elfisto(on behalf of Papa Santa)

TheLady
19 Nov 2008 14:53

Dear Santa


My man is gonna be the daddy, so can I have the baby then?

Nons-thanx girlfriend...Iooks like Santa ain't giving gifts for being good.

Best-Achiever
19 Nov 2008 14:55

Keep breastfeeding ur son, make sure that u bopha that mkhaba belt @ ol times (u were suppose to do this right after giving birth)...I works, it worked for Mama Santa,, 

LOL @ Elfisto, will give you bonus for this one

u4me
19 Nov 2008 14:57

Hey Santa BA, you are damn too good. i like your replies, do you do this for a living?

Best-Achiever
19 Nov 2008 14:57

Dear The Lady


My man is gonna be the daddy, so can I have the baby then?
i will give you that blessing on the 10th month  after wedding

love Santa
 

awelani
19 Nov 2008 14:57

LOL @ Elfisto, will give you bonus for this one>>>>Thanx Santa, me and my elf frends are gonna have a mother of a party, only abomashotana invited,,,,,,

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 14:58

i will not be able to help you because you have just ruined everything by bringing race to this and discriminating me
Eish, Santa has an answer for everything, but no word abt fulfiilling our wishes.

i will send you way all guys with KFC and MacDee membership cards. >>>LOL

@Nonny and Monchooza- i meant parent, I chose to use father hence they lost a father, not both the parents. Nina, nci ncinci.
Just an observation mngani.

Dear Santa, I've made peace with my weight, now all I request is that after the festive season I don't gain any more weight. Enough is enough manje, sekwanele ngamafutha...LOL

WhiteSockGirl
19 Nov 2008 15:01

Dear Santa,

Kindly do add the following request to my list,

g) Kindly do send my gal, Belz, a box Grandpa headache powers, with the following note:

Dear Belz,

Thank you for the apology. Kindly do keep the cheap wine for yourself. It might seem as if I am ungrateful but as a Fabulous Bitch, I prefer to contaminate my body with fabulous wine. Also, I do think that you would the wine more. Cause while I am going to spend my festive season with gorgeous hot dark chocolate man that Santa will make sure I will get (OR ELSE), you will have to eat Kentucky chicken with a financially challenged person. I have heard that financial challenges do affect a man’s performances. The wine and Grandpa powder will dilute the pain and maybe, just maybe, would help you to imagine yourself into a blissful state during his performance.

My sincere sympathy,

Fabulous Bitch,

Santa, you are still working on my requests, ok?


Fabulous Bitch,

pamhdb
19 Nov 2008 15:02

dEaR sAnTa

iM nOt GoNnA aSk FoR mUcH.
i JuSt WaNt U tO mAkE iT sO tHaT wHaTeVeR i NeEd To PaY fOr, I jUsT hAvE tO pUt My HaNd In My PoCkEt AnD iLl CoMe OuT WiTh ThE eXaCt AmOuNt.

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 15:02

My man is gonna be the daddy, so can I have the baby then?
Oh TheLady, u know how holy holy Santa is, so she's gonna pull that "No Sex b4 marriage lecture on u"........so for ur sake I hope u're married, otherwise, no baby for u........LOL

Keep breastfeeding ur son, make sure that u bopha that mkhaba belt @ ol times (u were suppose to do this right after giving birth)...I works, it worked for Mama Santa,, 
kwa kwa kwa kwa sucking up for ur mansion I see Elfy...LOL

blueroze
19 Nov 2008 15:02

awe, no longer bfeeding---only did for 2 weeks
the mkhaba thing is working slowly......its festive, i though Santa has a magic wand 

lepogo
19 Nov 2008 15:04

Dear Santa,
I have called a few of my old friends-they playing ignorant and cant seem to recognise my voice.I cant be on my own during the festive season!!!!Ok then,cant you find me some sort of companion during this family orientated period?

I cant go home,cos my parents will be away during this period,my youngest brada will be in the Cape visiting his older brada.

I cant have my house to myself for the 2nd year running!!!!

Okay then,cant you at least,bring andi01 for company???

I remain nice and expectful,

Pogisto.....

belz
19 Nov 2008 15:04

sekwanele ngamafutha...>>> hahahahahahahaha

pameng2003
19 Nov 2008 15:06

Santa...

ure not dearest anymore..wena no Elfie can go en drown together ne ANC for all i care....ya umqhundu wenu nobabini dont look like will be moving at all this year..so voetsek santa nesisu eskhulu esigcwele i.kaka..........

awelani
19 Nov 2008 15:06

now all I request is that after the festive season I don't gain any more weight. Enough is enough manje, sekwanele ngamafutha

Dear Nonny:

Since there are gonna b a lot of parties happening (Stokvels closing, christmas party @ work, wedding*Andi,GML&P3, etc), dont stuff ur beautiful face with food, just eat small portions of the food that is healthy, and mase u suthi, STOP, if the food is delicous, have a dogy-bag,,,adawise, keep excerising and eat healthy, u wont be having mafutha issues come january and ur festive pleasure will also keep u fit.

Elfisto(on behalf of Santa)

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 15:07

Thank you for the apology. Kindly do keep the cheap wine for yourself. It might seem as if I am ungrateful but as a Fabulous Bitch, I prefer to contaminate my body with fabulous wine. Also, I do think that you would the wine more. Cause while I am going to spend my festive season with gorgeous hot dark chocolate man that Santa will make sure I will get (OR ELSE), you will have to eat Kentucky chicken with a financially challenged person. I have heard that financial challenges do affect a man’s performances. The wine and Grandpa powder will dilute the pain and maybe, just maybe, would help you to imagine yourself into a blissful state during his performance. 

ROTFLMAO, shem Belz, ignore WSG and enjoy the worlds best chicken phela everyone knows iKFC ihamba yodwa, as cheap as it may be. Mina till today ekhaya if I wanna treat them they tell me straight: "Sifuna ibhakede le-21 pieces ye KFC and then bazoyidla ize ibadakwe inyama shem".........LOL

WhiteSockGirl
19 Nov 2008 15:07

Dear Santa,

Please add the following to my list,

h) Kindly do deliver a OHMiBOD with the following note to Nonny:

Dear Nonny,

I have tried to reason with you but it seems as if you are out to mess with me.  Don't you know that it could get ugly if you messes with the pleasure and pleasure providers of a Fabulous Bitch?  Enjoy the OMHiBOD.

Stay safe from Bodily Harm,

Fabulous Bitch


i)  Kindly do provide me with a bodyguard who looks like Boris but have the fighting skills of a Ninja and follows orders like an obedient robot.


Awaiting my parcels,


The Fabulous Bitch,

Best-Achiever
19 Nov 2008 15:08

Dear WSG,

a) Let me know about the status of my request for a gorgeous dark chocolate man for the festive season,
still pending.... it is going in alphabetic order im still in A and you are W, do the maths

b) Send me a miracle recipe to cure me for urge for my ex,
that will not work because he is also craving for you

c) Remind Best-Achiever that she owes me a box of wine
You nearly got the poor child in jail, she is under age for heaven sake

d) Remind Belz that she also promised me wine
do you want your blood to turn to wine, so much wine, No




Love Always,
Santa

PS Belz and WSG ... im not a puppy to run around between you two, i have so many request to attend to.

belz
19 Nov 2008 15:08

Dear Lepogo,

I cant have my house to myself for the 2nd year running> make peace with it!! i have!!

Yours,

Elfy's PA
Belfy

WSG: Thanks bitch that means a lot to me, i'll be spending Christmas on my own with my wine bottles(not 4 coz) not with a financially challenged man.

TheLady
19 Nov 2008 15:10

Eish uyabona ke Nonny

asiqale phansi Santa


dear Santa
I realise my mistake, now am asking for a hubby and a baby. 

Thank you in advance
TL

awelani
19 Nov 2008 15:13

@Blurose - Santa blvs that u must loose wait naturaaly, no bio-slim, so join a gym

@P3: U have been officially removed from Santa's list of ppl who might get their presents, not u, ur boyfie, kids, grandkids, great grand kids and their kids, dogs or cats, rats even coakroaches will EVER get a present from Santa.

Elfisto

@ Nonny, I'v been promised a fat bonus for my good work by Santa

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 15:13

and mase u suthi, STOP, if the food is delicous, have a dogy-bag,,,adawise, keep excerising and eat healthy, u wont be having mafutha issues come january and ur festive pleasure will also keep u fit.
WOW, thanks Elfisto, finally the Santa household is in a good mood!!!

sekwanele ngamafutha...>>> hahahahahahahaha
Don't laught Belz, u know how long the queue's are at Home Affairs, coz I will end up losing my ID if I carry it everyday coz if I gain too much weight and I have keep showing my ID to prove that I am really under 25. I am so terrified of having a mama-rish body at the peak of my youth days futhi....LOL

Best-Achiever
19 Nov 2008 15:13

"Sifuna ibhakede le-21 pieces ye KFC and then bazoyidla ize ibadakwe inyama shem".........LOL

kwa kwa kwa kwa NOnny

h) Kindly do deliver a OHMiBOD with the following note to Nonny: 

WSG and Nonny.... i dont carry anything that is spelt with a small letter amongst caps lock

WhiteSockGirl
19 Nov 2008 15:14

Dear Santa,

Please tell Miesies Santa, aka, BA, I am ignoring her.  Cause that WSG that she is referring does not exist.  

I am a Fabulous Bitch, thus my request should be filed under F. 

WSG is the name of my nice personality.  She is too nice and does not deserve presents.


Awaiting my parcels,

Fabulous Bitch

TheLady
19 Nov 2008 15:14

Somebody get Santa something please...he's ruining Xmas.

witty lady
19 Nov 2008 15:14

Dear Santa,

Please help Lepogisto, he's not asking for a lot, just his friends.

Ke a leboga

Foxy gal
19 Nov 2008 15:14

HAWU P3 how can you mess it all up for us like that............. I can't stop ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

awelani
19 Nov 2008 15:15

Welcome to family Belfy,, LOL @ ur name,,,

TerryN
19 Nov 2008 15:16

asiqale phansi Santa 

LOL @ TheLady
Im not quite sure if Santa...will take you seriously now......LOL

monchooza
19 Nov 2008 15:16

Dear Santa

Have a break...have a KIT-KAT

you sound stressed

me I am having a Windhoek lager as I am writtng to you *burb*

myname
19 Nov 2008 15:18

I always laugh till i cry........sori Santa........ Diye Fada Krismas. (ndummy, thembi & msi) Inokuba uthe nqa ukuba kutheni ndikubhalela namhlanje umhla we 26 December. Kukho nje izinto ezimbalwa ezithe zenzeka ekuqaleni kwalenyanga endifuna ukuzibeka elubala. Ngendlela endandikhubeke ngayo, ndaye ndakubhalela incwadi. Kuyo ndacela ibhayisekile, uloliwe ohamba ngombane, ama rola skeyts kunye ne kit yebhola. Ndamosha ngengqondo yam ndifunda incwadi zam unyaka wonke. Kulonyaka bendingu namba wan eklasini yam kwaye kungekho nenye intwana endogqithayo kuso sonke isikolo. Andikuqhathi, bekungekho nomnye umntana ekuhlaleni obeziphethe kakuhle ukogqitha mna. Bendilunge kakhulu kubo bonke abantu, ndibenzela imisetyenzana ndide ndincede neenkothovu ziwele umgaqo. Akukho nanye into entle phantsi kwelanga ebendizibandeza ekuyenzeni. Ngoku ke khawutsho, usithatha phi isibindi sokuqinisa umsintsila undishiyele umnqundu we yoyo, ububhanxa be mpempe ne kawusi ezimbi. Ubucinga ntoni mnqundu ndini otyebileyo? Undithathe okwesibhanxa wonke lo mnqundu wonyaka ukuze ushiye amasimba anje phantsi komthi wam.Ingathi ubundinyela ngamasbom, unike lanja ye layti yase next door itoyz ezininzi kangangokuba akukho nespeys sokuhamba kokwayo. Ndingaphinde ndikubone uzama ukunyakathisa lomnqundu wakho mkhulu etshiminini yasekhaya kulonyaka uzayo. Ndakubetha unye. Laa minqundu yee bhokhwe zakho ndakuzigibisela ngamatye ndigqibe ndizileqe ndizoyikise ukuze uhambe ngenyawo ukuphindela e North pole njengoko ndisenza kuba ungandithengelanga laa mnqundu we bhayisekile. HAMBOKUNYA FADA KRISMAS. Kulonyaka uzayo ndizakukubonisa indlela endiyintswela boya nendigeza ngayo. MOFI NDINI ETYEBILEYO. Owakho wene. Little Jonny. My Man!!!

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 15:19

I have tried to reason with you but it seems as if you are out to mess with me. Don't you know that it could get ugly if you messes with the pleasure and pleasure providers of a Fabulous Bitch? Enjoy the OMHiBOD.
Stay safe from Bodily Harm, 
LMAO, Santa doesn't fulfil wishes of bitches that make fun of other people's problems..........hahhaha bodily harm my A$$.......heheheh WSG u ain't getting nothing this Xmas.

PS Belz and WSG ... im not a puppy to run around between you two, i have so many request to attend to.
hahhaha that's the spirit Santa, WSG get 4 couzins for uself coz no boris is coming ur way and wena Belz, have a BigMac Meal, we know u love it...LOL

awelani
19 Nov 2008 15:20

dEaR sAnTa
iM nOt GoNnA aSk FoR mUcH.
i JuSt WaNt U tO mAkE iT sO tHaT wHaTeVeR i NeEd To PaY fOr, I jUsT hAvE tO pUt My HaNd In My PoCkEt AnD iLl CoMe OuT WiTh ThE eXaCt AmOuNt 

Dear pamhdb

As u know, Santa is an old man who wear reading glasses and right now u just pissd him off, he cant make sense of what u wrote, he's politely asking if u can re-write ur wishes, he'll see what he can do. Um a smart ass, but also cant make sense of what u wrote..

for now, Belfy is gonna thro ur wishes in the bin 2geda with P3' family information and future family information as he daznt want anything to do with her..

Elfisto

myname
19 Nov 2008 15:21

(ndummy, thembi & msi) ...just 4get this i really dont know bafunani apha

awelani
19 Nov 2008 15:23

Dear Myname:

I thot u knew that all the wishes have to be written in English, Santa daznt do ada lingos, he ignored ur letter, even Belfy cant translate..

Elfisto.

PS: Santa is resting now, so please be patient, he will respond 2 ur wishes as soon as he can

Best-Achiever
19 Nov 2008 15:24

Dear santa please please please can i get a permanant job with a 117 503 salary noch thankx santa
Swazi95...Santa doesnt do underpay

Dear Monchooza

Have a break...have a KIT-KAT

you sound stressed 

how can Santa be not stressed when every body here all they know is to ask ask and ask, send Santa from here to there.... fabulous Bitch and NOnny want the same guy, cande want money they did give to SARS.... every body jusy want want want..... and that assistant of Santa, ever since she got bonus havent been showing in the office.

me I am having a Windhoek lager as I am writtng to you *burb

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 15:26

WSG and Nonny.... i dont carry anything that is spelt with a small letter amongst caps lock
LOL now that's a classic Santa.

Please tell Miesies Santa, aka, BA, I am ignoring her. Cause that WSG that she is referring does not exist.
I am a Fabulous Bitch, thus my request should be filed under F.
This one is trying her luck Santa and I know u are not gonna fall for her tricks.

My man is gonna be the daddy, so can I have the baby then?
heheheh lets hear what Mrs Mean Santa has to say!!!

dali
19 Nov 2008 15:27

dear santa 

my list of wishes for xmas is too long i wrote ir down on paper so plz provide ure address plz sants. i have been too good this year.

yours truly 
dali

pameng2003
19 Nov 2008 15:28

Elfie..elfisto...elfifie..sori toe love...i take back all the nasty things i said bout u ne elfifie..fiefisto..fifie.i love u.............

TheLady
19 Nov 2008 15:28

LMAO @ Santa "Swazi95...Santa doesnt do underpay"
but Santa she meant that per month not per annum

belz
19 Nov 2008 15:30

ROFLMAO @ Johnny, me too myname, i cant get over this joke. Nonny, im gonna spoil maself tonite with a bigmac, i deserve it.

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 15:30

I thot u knew that all the wishes have to be written in English, Santa daznt do ada lingos, he ignored ur letter, even Belfy cant translate..
kwa kwa kwa 

Dear santa please please please can i get a permanant job with a 117 503 salary noch thankx santa
Swazi95...Santa doesnt do underpay
hahahah eish But Santa umahamba yedwa!!!

TerryN
19 Nov 2008 15:30

Dear Myname:

I thot u knew that all the wishes have to be written in English, Santa daznt do ada lingos, he ignored ur letter, even Belfy cant translate..

Elfisto


LOL and what lingo are talking now...
Awelani and BA ur replies leave me laffing uncontrollable...

awelani
19 Nov 2008 15:31

Dear Dali

Before Santa grants any of ur wishes, he wants to know if u have been helping @ unlce's farm.

Elfi

@P3, there's a staff meeting later 2nyt to discuss about ur deleling behaviour,,Belfy will come back to with the outcome..

Best-Achiever
19 Nov 2008 15:31

Please tell Miesies Santa, aka, BA, I am ignoring her. Cause that WSG that she is referring does not exist.
I am a Fabulous Bitch, thus my request should be filed under F.

Dear FB

Santa will send you money for wine, Boris have so many challenges and Santa doesnt wanna overload you.

thanks Santa

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 15:32

ROFLMAO @ Johnny, me too myname, i cant get over this joke. Nonny, im gonna spoil maself tonite with a bigmac, i deserve it.
Yeah my friend, u spoil urself with BigMac and pass by KFC for a streetwise two afterwards, u also deserve it......LOL

Best-Achiever
19 Nov 2008 15:33

dear santa

my list of wishes for xmas is too long i wrote ir down on paper so plz provide ure address plz sants. i have been too good this year. 
Santa is technologically wise and doesnt do hard copies

yours truly
dali

awelani
19 Nov 2008 15:34

Santa & I are softening u up coz u aint gona no presents, Santa house-hold is broke,,,,the other family members are leaving the household to start their own Santa household..

Elfy (but shhhhhhhhhhhh, its still a secret)

Best-Achiever
19 Nov 2008 15:34

Santa's office it closing now.... your request will be attended by Elfy or Santa tomorrow

TheLady
19 Nov 2008 15:34

Swazi95-let's PM

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 15:36

Santa will send you money for wine, Boris have so many challenges and Santa doesnt wanna overload you.
Dear Santa, u forgot the last part to FB's reply which goes: "The challenges that Boris comes with can only be tackled by Nonny, especially the "center challenge" so Boris will be delivered to Nonny on Xmas eve and he ill only be available for only be available for other duties in February 2009, so i hope u won't mind him for Valentines"

Cody
19 Nov 2008 15:38

Santa are you working two jobs so that you can have money? no wonder you are scraping all the requests you aint got the moola!!!! lol! you one clever Santa!!!

awelani
19 Nov 2008 15:40

Santa is technologically wise and doesnt do hard copies 

♫♫♫♫No one the corner has swagger like us,
Swagger like us, Swagger swagger like us.
No one the corner has swagger like us,
Swagger like us, Swagger swagger like us.
No one the corner has swagger like us,
Swagger like us, Swagger swagger like us.
No one the corner has swagger like us,
Swagger like us, Swagger swagger like us. ♫♫♫♫

Santa and Elfy singing

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 15:40

Santa & I are softening u up coz u aint gona no presents, Santa house-hold is broke,,,,the other family members are leaving the household to start their own Santa household..
Elfy (but shhhhhhhhhhhh, its still a secret)
hahahh Santa, never have a gossip queen as ur assistant, coz now look at Elfy, she's is telling us all ur secrets just coz u denied her a mansion.

TheLady
19 Nov 2008 15:42

Yes Cody, Santa is broke that's why we ain't getting anything-ubloga for free futhi, can't even afford a post office box.

WhiteSockGirl
19 Nov 2008 15:45

Dear Santa,

Kindly do tell Miesies Santa that it could be dangerous for her safety issues to undermine my intelligence.  I know she is craving Boris herself that is why she is now trying me to convince that Boris has 'challenges'.  She wants to keep Boris for herself.

So as a present to me, kindly do divorce Miesies Santa and get yourself a dumb blonde who won't interfere with your orders.

Oh, and Santa I am expecting ALL my parcels as requested.

Fabulous Bitch

Sbam
19 Nov 2008 15:46

Santa i've bin a gud gel, mcwiii, struuu

can u plz provide da following
1.  a massive injection in my finances
2.  a reliable brada
3.  courage to  accept thing i cannot change
4.  A highly paying job

ke tla thaba le ho feta hle, santa

hepi( David kau's voice)

awelani
19 Nov 2008 15:47

Nonny, i have Santa around my lil finger, i can never do wrong in his eyes, even if he cud catch me doing something red-handed, he will never fire me or be angry with me,,,ngim'dlisile....

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 15:51

Kindly do tell Miesies Santa that it could be dangerous for her safety issues to undermine my intelligence. I know she is craving Boris herself that is why she is now trying me to convince that Boris has 'challenges'. She wants to keep Boris for herself.
FB, don't u get it, we don't wanna overload, so I am helping u indirectly coz u know i u had Boris u would have to take 6 months leave and u know u can't afford that now let me handle this challenge for u, and besides, my experience allows me to do that....LOL

WhiteSockGirl
19 Nov 2008 15:52

Dear Santa,

I am sensing that Miesies Santa is in a bad mood.  I do suggest that if you do not want to divorce her, that you would consider a night out on the town.  Belfy will supply you with a couple of bottles of wine.

I would like to request you to only tend to my orders when you are adequate influence of alcohol.

Please get Miesies Santa to tend to Nonny's selfish orders, on the morning after you had Belfy's wine.

Awaiting ALL my parcels,

Fabulous Bitch

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 15:54

hepi( David kau's voice)
LOL

Nonny, i have Santa around my lil finger, i can never do wrong in his eyes, even if he cud catch me doing something red-handed, he will never fire me or be angry with me,,,ngim'dlisile....
hehhehehe Awe, poor Santa.

andi01
19 Nov 2008 15:57

@Awe-Nonny, i have Santa around my lil finger, i can never do wrong in his eyes, even if he cud catch me doing something red-handed, he will never fire me or be angry with me,,,ngim'dlisile.... 

THATHA VELABAHLEKE THATHA, lol

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 15:59

Please get Miesies Santa to tend to Nonny's selfish orders, on the morning after you had Belfy's wine.
Fabulously Selfish Bitch.........lol.....little do u realise all my orders are confirmed!!!!

dali
19 Nov 2008 16:00

Dear santa 

u are so mean im taking elfy's reply on this , so i dont need u anymore 

goodbye santa 

dear elfy 

i have been helping at the farm and i even gave some of my friends mangos plz grant my wishes, now give me da address im serious i cant type all this wishes. dont let santa bully u now

awelani
19 Nov 2008 16:01

THATHA VELABAHLEKE THATHA....Andi01, i dont wana start lafin @ something i dont uderstand like Tazzy(hi gal), so please who or what is Velabahleke(in my coconut accent),....lol

lepogo
19 Nov 2008 16:02

Awaiting ALL my parcels,


cant help but laugh at this sign off all the time.......

awelani
19 Nov 2008 16:04

Esi Dali, lemme see i i can go aks him him nicely(wink wink), hope he will like the bj um gonna give him, but then again it's not like he has ever sed no..  BTW, a very good frend of mine told me that i must always ask 4 something when um giving him a bj,,,

andi01
19 Nov 2008 16:04

@awelani-you said he will never fire me or be angry with me,,,ngim'dlisile.... , b what does ngimdlisile mean

andi01
19 Nov 2008 16:06

Velabahleke- is a muti that women get from their sangoma, they poison their men with it, so that they can control the men, the men just agrees (and laughs), to anything the woman says. Loosely translated (when I appeare they laugh) , meaning i control them they never go against my wish.

awelani
19 Nov 2008 16:08

oohhhhh,, thank you Andi01, now consider all ur wished granted,, :)

andi01
19 Nov 2008 16:08

Julius Malema 
Julius Melama

haho na lethswanang le oena.

come comrades are beneng,

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 16:09

i have been helping at the farm and i even gave some of my friends mangos plz grant my wishes, now give me da address im serious i cant type all this wishes. dont let santa bully u now 
But Dali, u never gave me mangos, so the chances of ur wishes coming true is very slim...LOL

awelani
19 Nov 2008 16:15

Dali, A ni lavi vanu va kuhemba,,,ni kombela unikete vana va ti mangos ta vona, ni ya ku kombela,,,

Cody
19 Nov 2008 16:19

is mvusankonzi the same as velabahleke?

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 16:20

Amen Awe is speaking Venda and how I know this? All the v's in her response...LOL
Awe did u receive that email that Obama is Venda is he is actually Ovhama not Obama.

Tshd21
19 Nov 2008 16:24

Dear Santa

It might be in yout best interest to think about this before replying to my  list...again......

I have delegation powers...I'm thinking of letting my monkeys all loose on you. They will call you to order and be it needed, recall you from your high position. Careful my china.....My dogs will kill for me....anytime....


PS: my  list remains the same
Viva.....

dali
19 Nov 2008 16:24

nonny plz dont mess with my wishes u never gave me ure address infact none of you bloggers want manogs ne, cause i never received any of yall's adresses 

my dearest elfy

elfy plz dont give up on me i gave manogs to those that really wanted them. ani hembi stru

Dali, A ni lavi vanu va kuhemba,,,ni kombela unikete vana va ti mangos ta vona, ni ya ku kombela,,,

oh elfy i think u and i need each other i will teach u proper shangan how's that (wink wink)

awelani
19 Nov 2008 16:26

LOL @ Nonny, mafrend, u r hopeless, maybe u shud ask BA to give venda lessons, i was actually cyber sppeaking Xangaan ma dear,,,but i understand, i mean u being in Durbs, u not really exposed to the other lingos, except English and ofcos Zulu,,lol..

And i did get that email, the picture is a classic, i always crack when i look @ it..

Cody, Swidart, it's Vus'ikunzi okay, now um worried, Y u asking about these things, u preggies already, the main man daznt need it,,, LOL

myname
19 Nov 2008 16:27

Guys askies nhe .....I have Zwai & Melani's wedding pics & they are beautiful shame & Melani is worse shame. The makoti outfit (amajeremane)suits her. I wish u can c them. She have dignity......Anyway my beautiful blockers bye. I enjoy my day, It was fantasticafabulous! Mchwaaaa (in Hlubiboya's shori)

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 16:28

is mvusankonzi the same as velabahleke?
LMAO, seems like it, but I am sure u mean "mvusankono" and that's for men who can't get it up.

awelani
19 Nov 2008 16:28

LOL @ Tshd21,,,threats are not welcme @ Santa household.

Dali, um trying my best here okay, u got what i was saying didnt u, just kidding, from now on, when tokin 2 u, it will be in xangaan,,

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 16:31

LOL @ Nonny, mafrend, u r hopeless, maybe u shud ask BA to give venda lessons, i was actually cyber sppeaking Xangaan ma dear,,,but i understand, i mean u being in Durbs, u not really exposed to the other lingos, except English and ofcos Zulu,,lol..
LOL Hamb'ofa!!!!

oh elfy i think u and i need each other i will teach u proper shangan how's that (wink wink)
And Awelani, since u're not in Durban, how did u manage to get the above reply from Dali???? :) na na na na

awelani
19 Nov 2008 16:32

Nonny,,,dont try to be smart with me,, Santa & i gave u ur festive pleasure, we can easily take him back..lol

dali
19 Nov 2008 16:33

my dearest elfy

a ti vuye nwana lekaya sweswi ne (direct translation bring it on) just in case its deep for u........... lol...........

luv 
dali

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 16:37

hahhaha thanks Dali.

MaMchunu
19 Nov 2008 16:43

Bab' uSanta Othandekayo,

As I have been a good "bad girl" this year, I would like to humbly request the following for Khisimbuzi (as my gran used to fondly call it):

1. Please let Big Nuz get a drivers licence bathong- apparently akanayo shame. Must be embarrasing for umjita ukucelal ulift emdala kaso
2. Give Kuli Roberts the luck of finding a job on Umhlobo Wenene FM since she is Xhosa after all (behind the scenes that is)
3. Please get Pam Andrews a new wardrobe. You can burn all the clothes she got on the corner of "Hopeless Street" and "No Future Avenue", Im sure she wont mind...
4. Oh, I peeked hacked into Seputla Sebogodi's PC and found his Xmas list, but he forgot a few things. Can you add a gift voucher for a skin lightening treatment for him? Maybe we'll actually see him in the dark thereafter... you can say its from me, I dont mind
5. Please get L'vovo Derango on the GI Lean diet. Im tired of bumping into the guy at all the hotspots- McDonald's uyena, KFC uyena, shisa nyama uyena, Nando's uyena... whats going to be left for us? Mam Princesses mokgodu ne le malana? (amathumbu no usu) thats if he doesnt get there first!
6. Julius Malema also needs lip surgery- all that ass kissing must leave his lips feeling like rubber!
7. Let Miriam Makeba always be in our memories- ulale ngoxolo Qhawekazi
8. Please keep TVSA bloggers as opinionated as they are- it keeps the blood going and the inspiration flowing!
9. Allow me never to get arthritis in my fingers and keep me typing- I love this gig!!
10.  Grant me the strength to change the things I can, accept those I cant and the courage to always bash the hell outta whoever I want! 

Yours bashfully,

M*

PS- is it possible to get Kulil a new weave and new eye shadow too? That blue shade she wears makes her look like she put it on drunk!

{Thought tom self- maybe the lonely ?"%&$@ was drunk!}

dali
19 Nov 2008 16:44

nonny plz take back what u said about me not getting my wish now and i promise u ill bleksem elfy with my deep shangaan without translations this time (wink wink)

DJ Why why
19 Nov 2008 16:54

deawDear Santa,

A husband, assemblief...that is all I'll ever ask from you.........same way you got Khanyi but please make mine younger Lawd knows i wud nt be able to deal with no mdavazo while "mac koya" takes a weeklong snooze....

The 15 page requirements of the husband will be on it's way to North Pole.....
Wuv u Santa!!!! Mwaaah!

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 16:55

5. Please get L'vovo Derango on the GI Lean diet. Im tired of bumping into the guy at all the hotspots- McDonald's uyena, KFC uyena, shisa nyama uyena, Nando's uyena... whats going to be left for us? Mam Princesses mokgodu ne le malana? (amathumbu no usu) thats if he doesnt get there first!
6. Julius Malema also needs lip surgery- all that ass kissing must leave his lips feeling like rubber!

kwa kwa kwa, MaMchunu, never have I laughed so much.

Nonny
19 Nov 2008 16:58

nonny plz take back what u said about me not getting my wish now and i promise u ill bleksem elfy with my deep shangaan without translations this time (wink wink)
I take it all back Dali.

mentalcase
19 Nov 2008 17:35

@WSG : Girl you must have been dreaming bout me or something...I am a wha...I ve had my opinions b4?....Didnt hide like a wha.......Girl u de craze.

I apologised to you....and this is what I get.Girl u de craze like me....

'We are all mad but we differ in the degree of madness"

WhiteSockGirl
19 Nov 2008 18:19

@mentalcase:  Should I be flattered?  Why the hell are you on my case?  What is the issue???? Get it out and let us get it over with.... 

Ntombi nto
19 Nov 2008 18:42

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl ans studying for my CFA, please make sure when the results come out in Jan that I get a big PASS. That is all I ask for.

Ndiyabulela,
NN

awelani
20 Nov 2008 08:07

a ti vuye nwana lekaya sweswi ne >>>U vulavula hi yini sweswi, a ni switwisisi....

awelani
20 Nov 2008 08:14

LOL @ Mamchunu....

Is Mentalcase stalking WSG,,,Santa can take care of shim,,, just add it to ur list FB and it will be done,,lol

and wena Dali, bring it on, Ni ku yimerile,, tana bosfsfs.....

Nonny
20 Nov 2008 08:19

I have been a good girl ans studying for my CFA, please make sure when the results come out in Jan that I get a big PASS. That is all I ask for.
May ur wish be granted, and are really a Ntombi Nto (A Virgin) or is it just a name?

awelani
20 Nov 2008 08:19

Just saw this from the Isindingo Teasers (December) and cudnt stop Kwa kwaing,,,,Georgie agrees to be Father Christmas, on condition that Slu be his trusty elf.

awelani
20 Nov 2008 08:22

Dear Ntombi Nto, if u r indeed a i-Ntombi Nto kwamampela, then consider u wish granted,,,santa loves virgins lol

Nonny
20 Nov 2008 08:22

Dear Santa

Can u please slaughter a cow for TVSA, I think umsebenzi is the only thing that can make all the TVSA problems go away. For example Santa, the correct time is 08:20, but TVSA says it's 2:19. And please take away the stack overflow at line 70, coz it's pissing the hell out of me.

TVSA Lover
Nonny

Nonny
20 Nov 2008 08:24

Dear Ntombi Nto, if u r indeed a i-Ntombi Nto kwamampela, then consider u wish granted,,,santa loves virgins lol
hahahhahaa Elfy, that's a good one, but ke nowadays we can never trust people, I will send my virgin tester blogger u-Lepogo *I know he'll be glad to do the honours*  and he will verify if Ntombi Nto is really what her name says......LOL

Orie
20 Nov 2008 08:25

Dearest Santa

I have been a good girl this year. I also repented. Now this is my order

Promotion
New wheels
Give my ex finacee korobela so that he can love me only
protect my family
A want a nice big white wedding next year
I dont want to cry the whole of next year
I want people to love me
I want to win lotto

Nonny
20 Nov 2008 08:25

Georgie agrees to be Father Christmas, on condition that Slu be his trusty elf.
kwa kwa kwa, a black sghebengu Santa, u gotta love iSidee for it's originality at times.

awelani
20 Nov 2008 08:28

Dear Lepogo

U have been given a task to check and test is Ntombi Nto is still a Virgin, then ur wishes will be granted  :)

Elfisto

belz
20 Nov 2008 08:29

LOL!!@ Slu the elf!!!! Ntombi nto is stil a v, thanks to the totoloziless guy who tried to break her vnity, neh nttomb's if i still remember correctly on GML's blog.

Nonny
20 Nov 2008 08:34

Dear Orie

Promotion 
If u exert the same amount of energy to work as u do to TVSA and the articles u write for us, consider urself promoted.
 
New wheels 
A Toyota Tazz 19voetsek model will be delivered to ur doorstep on Xmas eve.

Give my ex finacee korobela so that he can love me only 
I am sure u know that Santa is Christaian and therefore does not believe in Korobela.

protect my family 
Do u want VIP protection??? coz I am sure God is doing a good job of that protection already.

A want a nice big white wedding next year 
Want is a demand, maybe if u started ur sentence with: "I would like to have..." then I would've considered ur request, but for now, no wedding 4 u.

I dont want to cry the whole of next year 
It's simple, everytime u feel like crying, just hold back ur tears and therewill be no tears from u in 2009.

I want people to love me 
If u love urself and care for others, love will come naturally. For those that don't love u, ur selflove will compensate their lack of love for u.

I want to win lotto
There u go wanting again, u know how Santa feels abt wants.

Signed by:
Nonny
Santa's PA aka Santa's Brown-noser (I need that man who's name starts with a B Santa)

dali
20 Nov 2008 08:34

my dearest elfy 

kunjhani u pfukile?????? mina ni kona. ni kombela tinyiko leti landzelaka ta khisimusi:

1.  xigwitsirisi
2. swiambalo 
3. ntsako lowu nga heriki
4. riqingho ra le nyongeni 

swa ha tele leswi ni swi lavaka ni ta vuya na kambe. inkomu elfy

wa wena 

dali  

Nonny
20 Nov 2008 08:36

LOL!!@ Slu the elf!!!! Ntombi nto is stil a v, thanks to the totoloziless guy who tried to break her vnity, neh nttomb's if i still remember correctly on GML's blog
kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa Belz, u have the memory of an elephant.

Nonny
20 Nov 2008 08:38

Dear Dali

Santa is white remember, and besides, Elfy (Awelani)  did mention that all requests to be written in English or Afrikaans.

Much love
Nonny
Santa's self apponited PA....LOL

Nonny
20 Nov 2008 08:39

I meant - appointed.

awelani
20 Nov 2008 08:40


Promotion -
New wheels  - Granted, Santa has conenctions @ Tyger Wheel and Tyre, what size?
Give my ex finacee korobela so that he can love me only - ,He's an ex for a reason,,u deserve better
protect my family - Granted, Santa has been doing this for a long time now
A want a nice big white wedding next year - Since P3 is no longer getting her wedding wish, U Andi & GML are gonna have a wedding on the same day, same place, but it will be this year, so tavhanyani ni yo wana mukwasha
I dont want to cry the whole of next year - Impossible, it's very healthy to cry, dont ask me too many Q's, just know that it's healthy.
I want people to love me - Sometimes u need to have enemies to make u a strong person, there are those who love you dearly, just look carefully u will see
I want to win lotto - Santa daznt blv in gambling, besides if u dont buy the tickets, how do u expect to win, but u dont need to worry much, very soon u will receive an email from some guy claiming that he has inherited millions or ur cellnumber/email address has been randomly selected and won millions, just give them ur account number for those millions to be trasferred to ur account,,**ps, dont blame santa shud anything go wrong**

dali
20 Nov 2008 08:43

dear  nonny 

if u read the replies u will find that elfy asked me to write in my language so pls stay out of this.

are u elfy right hand man now ??????? and if so plz forgive me ill translate.

yours truly

dali

lepogo
20 Nov 2008 08:46

Dear Santa(the good one,that is)

Thanks for offering me such a prestigious job.Must say,I shall caryy it out with aplomb,and hopefully,after the job has been done,GML's blog shall be updated with the deed and Ntombi Nto shall be glowing as Nonny shall be with the guy whose name Im sure WSG would rather have no one mention so carelessly.....

And kindly realise that I seem to be the only thankful person around here...

Best of regards......

Shuga babe
20 Nov 2008 08:47

Dearest Santa 

Please get someone to buy me a little sexy white PALMTOP so I can be able to blogg anywhere, anytime.you know I really need it, this laptop is little bit  heavy. 

Ok  Mnumzane uSanta I nearly forgot, please ,please I need a Son.
looking forward to hear from you.

Your cutie little daughter
Shuga babe

awelani
20 Nov 2008 08:47

Yes Dali, Santa only daz English

Cody
20 Nov 2008 08:48

All the mvusankunzi's (the PA & Elf) are taking the blog by storm neh? LOL!!!!

TerryN
20 Nov 2008 08:50

For example Santa, the correct time is 08:20, but TVSA says it's 2:19. And please take away the stack overflow at line 70, coz it's pissing the hell out of me. 

LOL....True! 

dali
20 Nov 2008 08:52

eka elfy 

ku humelela yini kasi????????? se wa chava ku vulavula????? amukela ku a wu swikoti ni tavuyela ka xilunghu.

wa wena 

dali

TheLady
20 Nov 2008 08:57

Orie

Santa will probably say 'not everybody will love you-you are not money afterall"

Figured I'll do the honours

'Stack overflow at line:73' mabloggers (translated helloooooooooos)

belz
20 Nov 2008 08:57

Dear Santa,

I dont think its very proffesional of you at this crucial time of the year to let us deal with PA's, self appointed nogal!!! hayi maan Santa, awusithathi serious yazi!!!

yours,
Belz.


dont want to cry the whole of next year
It's simple, everytime u feel like crying, just hold back ur tears and therewill be no tears from u in 2009.  LOL!!! uyabona santa ukuthi benzani o PA bakho.

TerryN
20 Nov 2008 09:00

Awelani (the Santa's right hand man/woman, Elfy, Elfy's PA Belfy...)
I see you dishing out wishes left, right and centre.....
when exactly am i getting my wishes from you...I was the first on the que...:-)

Here:Just in case u conveniently missed it! 

Dear Santa

You know as well as I do that I've been good this year...
All I want for xmas is a FAT PAY CHEQUE/ ADDITIONAL BONUS. I would really do with some serious cash injection this December.

Hope to hear from u pretty sooooooon

Buckets full of luv
Tazzymania

Nonny
20 Nov 2008 09:02

Dali: if u read the replies u will find that elfy asked me to write in my language so pls stay out of this. 
Elfy: Yes Dali, Santa only daz English 

Dear Dali, as u know, it's a woman's prerogative to change her mind, therefore Elfy says English, now stop being stubborn....LOL

Love Nonny

Thanks for offering me such a prestigious job.Must say,I shall caryy it out with aplomb,and hopefully,after the job has been done,GML's blog shall be updated with the deed and Ntombi Nto shall be glowing as Nonny shall be with the guy whose name Im sure WSG would rather have no one mention so carelessly.....
Amen lepogo, now u go along and do ur job.

Nonny
20 Nov 2008 09:09

Santa will probably say 'not everybody will love you-you are not money afterall"
LOL that is a classic Santa response, perhaps u should join our offices TheLady?

I dont think its very proffesional of you at this crucial time of the year to let us deal with PA's, self appointed nogal!!! hayi maan Santa, awusithathi serious yazi!!!
Santa is very busy, rememeber there are people that need Snata more than u Belfy, and besides u should'nt be complaining, u are still full from the supper that Santa provided u with from McD's & KFC, ur favourite hangouts.....LOL.

WhiteSockGirl
20 Nov 2008 09:20

Is Mentalcase stalking WSG,,,Santa can take care of shim,,, just add it to ur list FB and it will be done,,lol 

@awelani:  Eish,...   I think I should start imagining that it is actually Boris who are just a bit shy,...  
I did offer to smooch mentalcase for a fee,...  and I told him his girlfriend can watch for free,.. You think he took up on the offer???  NOOOOO,....  Me thinks it is another KFC financially challenged brada!

Nonny
20 Nov 2008 09:23

You think he took up on the offer??? NOOOOO,.... Me thinks it is another KFC financially challenged brada!
LOL

belz
20 Nov 2008 09:24

KFC financially challenged brada!> LOL!!! this kfc thing needs to stop now.

mentalcase
20 Nov 2008 09:25

Dear Santa,
1. Please get WSG to forgive me....
2. Please get me some pills that will heal my madness completely I beg.I have suffered this madness my whole life....
3. And while you at it please , I dont know if you do magic.....make my bod to be hotter than Alicia Keys so that WSG can like me....
4. I also need a job where I can access internet so that I can blogg as much as WSG.
Please advise: do you think I need to bounce and register again wiht a new username? Ok, if I have to what do you think of the following usernames for my reincarnation......
- WhiteSockedGuy
- WhiteSuccessfulGuy
- WomanSeeksGuys
- WitSwaakGigolo
- WillemSeGat
- WetSoggyGemors
Please suggest more if you can so that I have a wide choice......
Thank you so very much indeed.
Mentalcase

P/S. Yo Santa my man, mystyle of writing....does it say I am man or woman.?....

'We are all mad but we differ in the degree of madness'

Best-Achiever
20 Nov 2008 09:26

Dearest Shuga Babe

Please get someone to buy me a little sexy white PALMTOP so I can be able to blogg anywhere, anytime.you know I really need it, this laptop is little bit heavy. 
Im so gatvol of you using other people to get what you want while they have their own needs that you dont care about .... me and selfishness doesnt drive the same road.

Ok Mnumzane uSanta I nearly forgot, please ,please I need a Son.
looking forward to hear from you. 
God sent you the Son Jesus Christ and you denied Him but i can forgive you for that, just go to church and confess with your mouth that you are taking HIm

Love
Santa

Nonny
20 Nov 2008 09:30

KFC financially challenged brada!> LOL!!! this kfc thing needs to stop now.
LOL Belfy, don't worry, it free advertisement for KFC. Not that they need it, vere noticed it;s the one restuarant where there are always long queues whether is month end or not.

P/S. Yo Santa my man, mystyle of writing....does it say I am man or woman.?....
Mentalcase, mina with u I'm just not sure.

Best-Achiever
20 Nov 2008 09:31

Santa will probably say 'not everybody will love you-you are not money afterall"

Dear Orie

You can learn one or two things from The Lady.... never loose that lesson.
Well done The Lady my child, that baby is coming to your tummy, just get that boyfriend of yours to upgrade to husband

Love
Santa

lepogo
20 Nov 2008 09:31

Ayeye all!! BA is back!!!!!

TerryN
20 Nov 2008 09:31

Sheeeew! so much bad vibe going around here...
mentalcase & WSG...guyz where's ur christmas spirit??
Santa dont like catfights especially cyber fights...LOL

Nonny
20 Nov 2008 09:33

You can learn one or two things from The Lady.... never loose that lesson.
Well done The Lady my child, that baby is coming to your tummy, just get that boyfriend of yours to upgrade to husband
LOL, we missed u Santa, it's so good to have u back!!!

TerryN
20 Nov 2008 09:33

welcum back BA...
i think i am going to stay for while...now that u here;-)

Best-Achiever
20 Nov 2008 09:34

Dear mentalcase

Please leave the child after Santa's heart, WSG and go back to Stekerfontein, your bills have been paid in full to be cured from that madiness.

Love
Santa

WhiteSockGirl
20 Nov 2008 09:36

Dear Santa,

I hereby would like to inform you that I have find a person who will help me to make you see the error of your ways.

Thus, I would like to remind you that you have still some time to deliever ALL my requested items to me on time.  ALL beautifully wrapped in suitable atire...  As for Borris, the less wrap the better,...  I don't have time for senselless unwrapping...  have waited for way to long for him...   I am ready, able and hot for him.

Would you kindly drop a note for Nonny and tell I that I feel her pain.  But she will get over it.  OHMiBOD has the ability to turn screams of pain into screams of joy.

As for lepogo,... kindly tell her that I do hope that she has the ability to manipulate her brain to encode feelings of pain and torture into feelings of extreme pleasure.  Cause I am going to send item (i) on my list her way to teach her to stay out of my pleasure business.

Also instruct Nonny, lepogo, Belfy to pay nice and leave Boris alone while I am gone.


Awaiting ALL my parcels,


Fabulous Bitch

dali
20 Nov 2008 09:36

where is elfy, eish the mean santa is back come back elfy plz!!!!!!!!!!!

nonny aka elfy's pa are u happy now i wrote in english?????????

Best-Achiever
20 Nov 2008 09:37

Dear belz,

I dont think its very proffesional of you at this crucial time of the year to let us deal with PA's, self appointed nogal!!! hayi maan Santa, awusithathi serious yazi!!! 
You are becoming three much

yours,
Santa

WhiteSockGirl
20 Nov 2008 09:38

Sheeeew! so much bad vibe going around here...
mentalcase & WSG...guyz where's ur christmas spirit??
Santa dont like catfights especially cyber fights...LOL

@Tazzy,...  No catfight,...  just exchanging of words,.. OK?  I am no cat,... 

Best-Achiever
20 Nov 2008 09:42

Dear Fabulous B

Your wishes were granted yesternight ...Santa sent Nonny, and Awelani to deliever them to you ... maybe they are stuck in the border because they left their passport in the office ...i wonder if Borris is still alive

In shock
Santa

Nonny
20 Nov 2008 09:43

Would you kindly drop a note for Nonny and tell I that I feel her pain. But she will get over it. OHMiBOD has the ability to turn screams of pain into screams of joy
Firstly Fabulous Bitch, Lepogo is a man, and that is why he is the King of virgin testing and secondly my wish has been confirmed Boris is mine, I think u are the one who has to let it go, and besides, u're in2 dark mean, so go one and hunt for coal (aka Taye Diggs type) and leave my vanilla alone.....LOL. 

Please leave the child after Santa's heart, WSG and go back to Stekerfontein, your bills have been paid in full to be cured from that madiness.
LOL

nonny aka elfy's pa are u happy now i wrote in english?????????
I'm ecstatic Dali.

TerryN
20 Nov 2008 09:45

No catfight,... just exchanging of words,.. OK? I am no cat,... 


WHATEVER...WHITESOCKGIRL

TerryN
20 Nov 2008 09:46

WSG and go back to Stekerfontein, your bills have been paid in full to be cured from that madiness. 


ROFLOL

lepogo
20 Nov 2008 09:48

@WSG,
my panties almost went the whole way down....

Pity Im a man.Sigh

Nonny
20 Nov 2008 09:50

Your wishes were granted yesternight ...Santa sent Nonny, and Awelani to deliever them to you ... maybe they are stuck in the border because they left their passport in the office ...i wonder if Borris is still alive
Boris is with me and he's fine and he says I must say hi to his fanulous stalker WSG.

awelani
20 Nov 2008 09:53

LOL LOL @ Santa Goergie,,,welcome back, missd u lots, these peasants were geting on my nerves....

belz
20 Nov 2008 10:14

Dear Santa (original)

I just wanted to wish you a happy day today, may the Lord help you in dealing with all these unreasonable demands.

Yours,
Belz...

PS. you are welcome at my house later for a cup of tea, just to relax a bit after a hard days work.

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