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Ellis Park, my bed: Disaster, my Girl

Written by limtucker from the blog Ellis park, my bed: Disaster My girl on 26 Feb 2009
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Ellis Park, my bed…Disaster, my girl

This article is in reference of the tragedy that happened at Ellis park. I am one of those people that believe that, to get over something painful, one has to create jokes and laugh about it. But sadly this article isn’t about that, its about you ladies.

Been a silent blogger for a while and have notices how we guys been bashed on the site. Well I tell you there are good guys out there, that you know. I have a problem with my girl. I love her to bits; have known her for over ten years. When we met I dumped “most” of my other girls and focused on her. Problem is, she is useless in bed. OK I admit, I am one of them loaded brothers. When we started I thought her performance (lack of) was bcoz of my huge parcel, but have since realized that its everything but. The thing is I am never satisfied. The problem is not my guitar, but the hall, the only feeling I experience is entrance, after that I swim in a big ocean. I have tried different strokes, but still. She is very pretty, 6 years younger than me, and has a great personality. I love her, don’t wanna cheat on her, but am forced to. What angers me is the fact that she makes these “faking” noises, mean while I aint feelin a thing. When we hooked up, an ex of hers told me not to waste my time, but I ignored him, coz when I love someone, I love them no matter what. She used to cheat on me in the beginning, with her boss, had a child and the bastard dumped her. I forgave her, bcoz I love her and felt that it was partly my fault, for I was busy fooling around and didn’t have time for her. And I also spent 2 years in jail, during which she was lonely and needed someone.

Please ladies advise me, what should I do.

218 Comments

limtucker
26 Feb 2009 12:13

Come on people, help me out

Toxic
26 Feb 2009 12:20

What has Ellis Park to do with this?

As for your girlfriend: PELVIC FLOOR EXCERCISE. It has a name, just too lazy to google it. Tell her to do these as much as possible as many times as possible.

Are you sure it's not in your mind joe?

Renegade
26 Feb 2009 12:22

Lol, yehake!
Nice heading.

limtucker
26 Feb 2009 12:23

@ Toxic- the Ellis park - is used as a fugure of speech symbolising that I am very explorative when it comes to sex, and compared that to teh size of Ellsi Park.

Are you sure it's not in your mind joe?- Am positive, I never experienced this problem with anyone else, never

TheLady
26 Feb 2009 12:23

Keggel exercise Tox.

Am thinking of i-aftertaste...hayi andio1 you kill me sometimes.

Renegade
26 Feb 2009 12:24

Tox, I think he's referring to the fact that when he's inside, he feels like he's at Ellis park(well, that's the imagery I have), I could be wrong.

Renegade
26 Feb 2009 12:26

oops, I was wrong...sowwy

limtucker
26 Feb 2009 12:30

@Rene- that too,
@Tox- will google that and see if its something I dont know yet, if not I will try it, as I am willing to do anything just so i dont loose my Boo-Boo.

Strolicious
26 Feb 2009 12:35

okay dat some sh*t ryt there,tell her to stop faking,coz uyihholo...She used to cheat on me in the beginning, with her boss, had a child and the bastard dumped her....for sure there is some1 keeping her busy.once a cheater(sifebe) always a cheater(sifebe)

Cape Hustlaz
26 Feb 2009 12:36

@She used to cheat on me in the beginning, with her boss, had a child and the bastard dumped her. I forgave her, bcoz I love her and felt that it was partly my fault, for I was busy fooling around and didn’t have time for her. And I also spent 2 years in jail, during which she was lonely and needed someone.

This tells me you seem to hang on to her not for the love but benefits.Seems she is better off financially and now you are living with all the frustration so that you are on her big time!!!!

Maybe i ma wring :'(

limtucker
26 Feb 2009 12:36

Where are them guys, mayeb they can advise me, if anyone has ever experienced something like this. We are always teased bcoz of our small guitars. i know that love goes beyond sex, but its hard for me since I wanna be faithful to her only.

Tynt!
26 Feb 2009 12:36

if not I will try it, as I am willing to do anything just so i dont loose my Boo-Boo

Sweet ...

Strolicious
26 Feb 2009 12:41

tell her to buy isichatha bantwana ageze ngaso ngaphansi....insipho enamadots...angiyazi ngesilungu....everything will okay,

limtucker
26 Feb 2009 12:42

@Stroh-for sure there is some1 keeping her busy.once a cheater(sifebe) always a cheater(sifebe)- i try my best not to focus on those thoughts, she promised me that she has stopped, and I believe her because I respect her. Accusing a woman of cheating is like calling her a wh$$re, which to me is disrespectful and no woman deserves it.

This tells me you seem to hang on to her not for the love but benefits-Not true, for when I was in jail, my mother supported me, while she was busy galavanting the streets with her boss, she doesnt support me financially,

limtucker
26 Feb 2009 12:45

isichatha bantwana ageze ngaso ngaphansi....insipho enamadots...angiyazi ngesilungu.- please translate, i am still learning zulu, so its not very good at the moment.

Jozzi
26 Feb 2009 12:48

joe,I feel sorry for you,I'm suprise tho that you managed to stay in this relationship this long bro.I hate to say this,but I'm proud of you,guys like you are scarce,
as a lady,I'd sdvise you to sit down with her,talk to her,she might be feeling the same about you,but she (like you)probably doesn't know where to start,ask her if she's feeling you in bed and ask her what should you do to satisfy her and visa-versa,nothing bits communication in a relationship,I know this might sound silly,but try to watch blue movies with her,stop doing the same things over and over,spice up your sex life,try to be romantic,it might work,ask me(kwa kwa kwa kwa kw akw akw akw )

felfel
26 Feb 2009 12:48

Limburger if they cut her when she gave birth maybe they didn't sew her back after, maybe thats why ungena e stadium. Otherwise i agree Kegel are the way to go but how u gon' suggest kegel to her if u ain't never mentioned ur frustration before???? Maybe she's aware of her problem and she don't feel you either and thats why she's faking. Cos if u as "loaded" as u claim, i'd be moaning from pleasurable pain not from faking mos....

myname
26 Feb 2009 12:48

Oh God let me read again......i think this article is gonna.......eish yeka maan

Strolicious
26 Feb 2009 12:52

isichatha bantwana>>>blue soap,.....i try my best not to focus on those thoughts,.a loapard never changes its spot...

limtucker
26 Feb 2009 12:55

if they cut her when she gave birth maybe they didn't sew her back after- I don’t think so, bcoz even before she had a child this problem existed, but then I was still young and fooling around, I was with different girls at the same time, so it didn’t matter who is great and who isn’t, as long as I got laid, (sorry ladies, but when u grow up u do a lot of not so nice things).
Cos if u as "loaded" as u claim, i'd be moaning from pleasurable pain not from faking mos.- thats what I g(o)et form every other girl, except her, hence I know the difference.
know this might sound silly,but try to watch blue movies with her,stop doing the same things over and over,spice up your sex life,try to be romantic,it might work,ask me- have always been open to those, hence my reference to Ellis Park. lol

limtucker
26 Feb 2009 12:56

i try my best not to focus on those thoughts- Ouch, but I have (atleast I ahve tried) lol

limtucker
26 Feb 2009 13:00

@felfel-Maybe she's aware of her problem- maybe you are right, I have always asked myslef why her other relationships never last, and I asked her the other day (and I was drunk), but her answe was- "no matter who i date, i never forget you, i always compare them to you, and never really love them, thats why I always break up with them, bcoz I am convinced you are my soul mate", thats one of the things that made me choose her, coz I could see, how dedicated to me she is.

Pooky
26 Feb 2009 13:02

When we hooked up, an ex of hers told me not to waste my time,
was this before she was sleeping with her boss and had a baby?...so ebengavakali even then?

myname
26 Feb 2009 13:04

Hardy skhoskho!!!!! but im proud of u.....U stick even if u eat edishini nge teaspoon

BigMama
26 Feb 2009 13:05

@felfel......l am not saying you are wrong, but even if they cut it & don´t sew it back, it does go back to normal. l have experience on that, but maybe people are different.

@limtucker......l will tell you what l do, l don´t know if l am an ocean as well but thus what l learnt from elders and friends.
She must bath her pussy in cold water with dettol and find a cloth or cotton wool (put under, just like a pad) to keep her thingy dry.

Sana Lwam
26 Feb 2009 13:05

Limtucker has it ever crossed your mind that she is not making any "faking noises" because as you say you ore one of the "loaded brothers"?

<<<The thing is I am never satisfied.>>>
Maybe that is why she cheated on you.

Strolicious
26 Feb 2009 13:06

lol @ Pooky

limtucker
26 Feb 2009 13:08

was this before she was sleeping with her boss and had a baby?...so ebengavakali even then- that was before she had a baby, but also you know how we boys always play our girls and get jealous when someone else likes them, I also thought this was a case.

@BigMama- will take that advice too, I might be a bit harsh, but for this relationship to work, I believe she must be willing to play a part as well.

Pooky
26 Feb 2009 13:08

I love her to bits; have known her for over ten years

10 yrs.?...have you two ever discussed the marriage thing.

GML
26 Feb 2009 13:09

Communication in a relationship is key- Talk about the sex sessions you have with her and ask her to be honest. Be honest with her adn I promise you she will start being creative in the bedroom- No woman wants to be told she does not satisfy her man, so she will google it herself and work on it until you scream her name

awelani
26 Feb 2009 13:09

tjooo...hardy dude,,

limtucker
26 Feb 2009 13:09

@Sana Lwam- correction, I am never satisfied, with her, not anyone else

Sana Lwam
26 Feb 2009 13:10

Ohhhh

Strolicious
26 Feb 2009 13:11

Pooky abasoze batshade...10 years dating ......limtucker have u paid magadi for her?

limtucker
26 Feb 2009 13:11

10 yrs.?...have you two ever discussed the marriage thing.- the one thing thats making me slow on the marriage, is this problem of our sex life. But I must admit we started dating seriously (less cheating on my side, and none on hers, according to her), about 2 years ago, or so.

JadaPinkett
26 Feb 2009 13:14

@ Lim Tucker............ hey try me dude mina i'll satisfy u and u'll forget about her.............I can imagine the lady screaming with this of Ah! Ah Ah while she feels nothing...Shame dude anyway just live her or u'll end up blaming ur self for the rest of ur life lfor loveing someone who's not satisfying you in sex life.

limtucker
26 Feb 2009 13:16

@GML-when i start discussing this issue with her, she bcomes so defensive, (even before she hears the whole story), she woud say things like "oh you one of those people that call their girls slut", and "ohh if u think a girl is fakin that means u aint feelin a thing urself, you are busy thinking about other girls you shagging", "typical man, like you Lim, who claim to have stop cheatin, while they smell Pussy all over, and that aint my pussy smell, coz i know how mine smells", she is a very talkative person, fun to be with", lol

Sana Lwam
26 Feb 2009 13:16

LOL JadaP, the gal is feeling him phela he is "loaded" LOL

JadaPinkett
26 Feb 2009 13:17

hey don't take me serious...i'm married

JadaPinkett
26 Feb 2009 13:18

@ Sana................Oh! i get it now

awelani
26 Feb 2009 13:19

LOL @ your lady LimT

limtucker
26 Feb 2009 13:20

What angers me is the fact that she makes these “faking” noises, mean while I aint feelin a thing- maybe she is feeling something, but I think she doesnt, since i do not.

Pooky
26 Feb 2009 13:20

i remember when we were having our sex talks early last year, a blogger mentioned a ball that you put inside your punani for 30min to make it tight and then take it out right before you do the deed,apparently her friend used the ball and kept it in for two hours instead of the 30min and the boyfie couldn't put in his member at all coz she was too tight...

who's that blogger kanene???...anyways Limtucker maybe your gal should try those balls hey, maybe ingamsiza

BigMama
26 Feb 2009 13:23

@JP........That´s a very bad advise l think, they can work things out.

@LT.......l have been taught that if my man does not satisfy me, l have all the rights to confront & tell him my problem. And l should ask for sex if l feel like it & l am not ashamed of doing that. If u just keep quite the poor gal will never know that she is not making you happy.
You have to be free to talk about anything with your partner especially sex because thats the first thing that brought us together.
So l suggest you do it tonight, sit her down talk to her politely and mannerly. Make her understand your problem. l just guess she does not ask for sex from you when you don´t offer.

Cody
26 Feb 2009 13:23

She used to cheat on me in the beginning, with her boss, had a child and the bastard dumped her. I forgave her,

This only spells lack of self-esteem, what kind of man would forgive a girlfriend for cheating? and worse part have a child with another man. You were sleeping with her before that mos, so you should have known ukuthi you will be taking your balls to play at Ellis Park, what puzzels me is that you still wanted to commit to her and even dump other women to be with her? something doesn't add up here, or maybe your bombolozi is not big after all, maybe ke yona lezimba mo ngwaneng wa batho!

limtucker
26 Feb 2009 13:25

Is it possible that one partner feels the pleasure, while the other is diving for an imaginary rugby ball in Ellis Park. ?????.
LOL@ Pooky, i ahve heard of those balls, question is, how do I convince her to, without getting an earful of what a bastard I have turned out to be since i returned form jail, "maybe those inmates f****ed my brains out together with my feelings", thats the kinda defensive answers I get anytime i suggest something, lol

JadaPinkett
26 Feb 2009 13:27

hey u said she used to cheat with her boss........Oh!O maybe her boss fucked her up and now she's fed up.................U will end up swimming on her pussy.

BigMama
26 Feb 2009 13:27

l rest my case.........you are used to the inmates in jail.........lol

Pooky
26 Feb 2009 13:28

What angers me is the fact that she makes these “faking” noises,

oh honey you should know by now that we all fake once in a while...

Fefee
26 Feb 2009 13:28

Ya neh. its a wonderfull world we live in.

limtucker
26 Feb 2009 13:30

This only spells lack of self-esteem, what kind of man would forgive a girlfriend for cheating?- what if he himself had cheated,

JadaPinkett
26 Feb 2009 13:32

There's nothing u can do Tucker jsut ring me here's my number 084 6547723.
Ngizok'ntshontshela ekudleni kwahubby phela wena kade wayigcina into emnandi, after 10 years? Yo!that's weird...You must be desperate to have a tasty sex.

awelani
26 Feb 2009 13:32

LMAO...cody and BM,,tl tl tl tl tl tl

Strolicious
26 Feb 2009 13:33

@BM......you are used to the inmates in jail.........uwrongo sana....lol

Pooky
26 Feb 2009 13:37

you gonna have to adress this issue with her whether she likes it or not...it has to be discussed first in order to be fixed....and i suggest you do it tonight or you'll never be able to tell her again...

......or it could also be she produces too much juice and that her muscles are over relaxed(if ikhona ke lonto)....if that's the case then you should be happy as a man coz it means you excite her.

remind me to insist of a C-sec when i give birth, no natural birth for me, angikhathali noba bathi it goes back to its original size and tightness...aint taking no chances LOL

andi01
26 Feb 2009 13:45

what kind of man would forgive a girlfriend for cheating? and worse part have a child with another man- a man who loves unconditionally, a man that realise that no one is perfect, a man that looks at his own mistakes first before crucifying a woman for hers, just bcoz she is a woman and he can. A man that takes God example that infront of him all sins are equal, and inteprets that as to all mistakes are equal, the difference is in consequences of those mistakes. A man that understands that women are to be loved, with or without their flaws. 1000's of women have forgiven their men for having children with other women, but when a man does it, he is a "loser". As a woman I am dissapointed in your statement Cody, maybe women are still treated unequally bcoz some of you, slightly bliv that you dont deserve to be seen as equal to men.

I am proud of you Tucker.find a solution to this, you'll experience eternal joy.

GML
26 Feb 2009 13:49

Is it possible that one partner feels the pleasure, while the other is diving for an imaginary rugby ball in Ellis Park. ?????.

Lol it is possible my dear. Try anal sex- it's the closest thing to tight that you'll get from her

limtucker
26 Feb 2009 13:50

Thanks Andi01, well said my sister,

limtucker
26 Feb 2009 13:51

Try anal sex- it's the closest thing to tight that you'll get from her- I have, but she doesnt like it, she says its way too painful for her, and i dont want ot hurt her.

BigMama
26 Feb 2009 13:52

@andi01............Why are your answers always sound perfect to me. Please don´t get me wrong, l am proud of you.

myname
26 Feb 2009 13:52

Halleluai Andile!!!!! Nam ndiya joina (Easters are at the corner)

Tshd21
26 Feb 2009 13:52

You come off as extremely arrogant. You don't need help. You know very well that yo wanna cheat, and keep on cheating, that's why you've been together for 10 years and are still unmarried, are unsastisfied, and find easier to write an article instead of sitting down with her to talk whatever problems you have, right??

I think your relationship has passed its sell-by-date. And maybe the *less cheating* is part of the problem?? Just move on dude

TheLady
26 Feb 2009 13:54

GML-the man said he has a sbhombolozi-we don't wanna kill the poor child. Swim on brother.

Sana Lwam
26 Feb 2009 13:57

Limtucker my brother you have a real dilemma bcoz almost all the options/solutions we come up with you have tried with madame Tucker.

limtucker
26 Feb 2009 14:01

and find easier to write an article instead of sitting down with her to talk whatever problems you have, right?? - have you read and understood the responses on to how she reacts whenever i try talkint to her.
You come off as extremely arrogant- I am everything but..
that's why you've been together for 10 years and are still unmarried, are unsastisfied,- as I have said, we have only been dating seriously about 2 years ago or so.

Pooky
26 Feb 2009 14:06

and find easier to write an article instead of sitting down with her to talk whatever problems you have, right??\

write her a letter then but dont put it so raw as you did on this article avah

Cody
26 Feb 2009 14:08

As a woman I am dissapointed in your statement Cody, maybe women are still treated unequally bcoz some of you, slightly bliv that you dont deserve to be seen as equal to men.

Maybe Andi, maybe until i find a man who is like LimT i will change my mind till then, LimT= lezimaba.

myname
26 Feb 2009 14:15

Try anal sex- it's the closest thing to tight that you'll get from her Maar GML how long the broda is gonna do emakakeni??? For the rest of his life he's gonna swim ko Pacific Ocean alone??? Nee moeder!

Man, it seems like u'v tried everything but u r left with Pooky's ball (i will call ezakho sana LOL, its funny i was also thinking about this balls).

So Mr Tucker try & convice Mrs Tucker, i think its the last option u have & my skat good luck!

I wonder how would i feel if my man can tell me this.....

ngwana
26 Feb 2009 14:21

shem dude i feel for you. bad sex just ruins a relationship for me.

Anyway Tucker i'm one of those very thin girls, and some asshole i slept with many years ago told me that he has noticed that thin girls have big pussies.
I just think he has a small weener. Men tend to be delusional about their muscle tools. Are you 100% sure the problem is her?

I dont think she is making faking sounds, sometimes we can feel you and you cant feel us and visa versa.

Pooky
26 Feb 2009 14:23

broda is gonna do emakakeni???
injalo sana makaxove udaka LOL

Cande
26 Feb 2009 14:28

eish

sjura
26 Feb 2009 14:35

I hope she wont start coughing when u suggest you talk about your sex life., like that guy in Soul City or nawe kwaufuneka ubene ncwadi to keep u busy>>>

Mafresh
26 Feb 2009 14:36

The thing is sometimes when u choose a partner, they might not have all your requirements, but may have meaningful ones
So, it’s up to an individual to put on scale as to what is worthy for them.

Sometimes u’ll find a partner that is sexually gifted but lack personality, someone who is loaded but lacks sexually. That’s where u choose: tjhelete kapa sex, you’ll have 2 b able to deal with your choice for the rest of your life. And the best way is to talk about it. I’m definitely sure gore da sister knows her problem.

limtucker I must say, u remind me of my ex who was so confident ka shombolozi ya hae, hei!!!!!!!!!! da brother o ne a filwe, mona fatshe. But he was not my kinda lifetime partner, rather someone 2 have fun with.

TheLady
26 Feb 2009 14:36

"Anyway Tucker i'm one of those very thin girls, and some asshole i slept with many years ago told me that he has noticed that thin girls have big pussies. " He just blurted that out after the deed? Yho

mathata
26 Feb 2009 14:50

ke mathata fela moo.

i think she was playing big in the small town,she cheat on you????now she have a baggage she want some one stranded(which is you)

i think you much watch porn with her,or tell her she need to be a worm in bed,IF she disagree LET HER GO.

BUT at the back of your brain you must know it can be from the frying pan to the fire!!! which is HELL KITCHEN.

sometimes our lovers have 80% what we are looking for,but the lack 20%.you must know if you let her go you are going look for someone who have 20% but later you are going to look for that 80%..

talk to her,n tell what EX said,n you are not happy in bed too.

if anganga you must know you are dealing with ROCK.

sometimes is better to be happy with what you have.BUT communication is a key.

GML
26 Feb 2009 14:55

Try anal sex- it's the closest thing to tight that you'll get from her Maar GML how long the broda is gonna do emakakeni??? For the rest of his life he's gonna swim ko Pacific Ocean alone??? Nee moeder!

Lol at Myname

Beggars cant be choosers. Otherwise Blow up doll.
Limtucker- google Alimurray. See if there's anything that can help you

Pooky
26 Feb 2009 14:56

i think she was playing big in the small town,she cheat on you????now she have a baggage she want some one stranded(which is you)

CTFU...

mathata
26 Feb 2009 14:58

CTFU@pooky.kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa,nyao nyao nyao.

limtucker
26 Feb 2009 15:02

Men tend to be delusional about their muscle tools. Are you 100% sure the problem is her? - I am not one of those arrogant losers, but I highlited that point bcoz of the topic @ hand. An ex of mine can testify to that, she introduced me to TVSA, and her name begins with A.........., pity she didnt take me serious enough.

Sana Lwam
26 Feb 2009 15:06

Andi-van-die-unno????

Sana Lwam
26 Feb 2009 15:06

Awelani??????

myname
26 Feb 2009 15:08

An ex of mine can testify to that, she introduced me to TVSA, and her name begins with A.........., Haike mkhaya andazi coz u r the only 1 in my mind who have a name eliqala ngo "a" Andy01

myname
26 Feb 2009 15:10

LOL SL.....Awisto????? u betta start talking my skaties.

Pooky
26 Feb 2009 15:12

begins with A and ends with?????????? tell us kaloku

andi01
26 Feb 2009 15:12

@myname-Haike mkhaya andazi coz u r the only 1 in my mind who have a name eliqala ngo "a" Andy01 - this nigga is trippin, I aint had no limtucker up my arse, rhaaaaaaaaa, its not awe either coz she is married, unless its b4 she got married. mnximmmmmmmm, dillusional mafacka

limtucker
26 Feb 2009 15:14

begins with A and ends with?????????? - I cant expose that much info.
andi01- whats with the attitude???

Sana Lwam
26 Feb 2009 15:17

<<<andi01- whats with the attitude???>>>

The plot thickens (ishushu ibisto ifuna ukuzanyiswa ngepini)

Pooky
26 Feb 2009 15:25

then you should not have even started by telling us what letter her name starts with...you knew we were gonna be inquisitve and ask more........so give us any other letter in her name, dont need to be the last one

Cody
26 Feb 2009 15:26

ROTFLMAO!!!

Sana Lwam
26 Feb 2009 15:29

Pookiristo uyazithanda indaba

limtucker
26 Feb 2009 15:29

so give us any other letter in her name, dont need to be the last one- OK this is the last clue, (i)

Pooky
26 Feb 2009 15:30

Codeyi yini ngane wahleka kangaka ....kukhona okwaziyo ?? ...(love zulu)

mjj
26 Feb 2009 15:31

Hi and welcome Lim Tucker....i only read the first few lines and i do know that you came to the right place....if there's one thing that TVSA beautiful ladies know - its a sex topic...I'm sure they'll help you (that's if you need help).....

Sana Lwam
26 Feb 2009 15:33

A---i

Andi01????

Pooky
26 Feb 2009 15:33

Pookiristo uyazithanda indaba...........ndizithand'ukufa sana lol

OK this is the last clue, (i)
....please let it be the second last toe abhuti lol

Cody
26 Feb 2009 15:35

NomaPookazana, nyihleka abantu laba bathi uAwelani NoAndi01 hibo inzintombi zakaLimT

TheLady
26 Feb 2009 15:35

Annonymous...

Oh don't kill me girlfriend

Sana Lwam
26 Feb 2009 15:35

ROTFLMAOSHIDACBTLBBKABAECWMHAPU

laughing like NtandoN @ the revelations

Crazyloo
26 Feb 2009 15:36

Eish bafowethu, trust me to join this topic so late. Anyway Limtucker the only thing that can sort this problem out for you is to ask your mysister to do some Kegel exercises,they work like magic. I started doing them when I was 21 and believe me two kids later my husband can never complain. And once you get used to them, the feeling to do them comes naturally after of fetsa ho rota, so sista must learn this good lesson. I feel for her though, if she is matured enough she will realise you just want your relationship to work.

just T
26 Feb 2009 15:37

Lim i think you should start doing your research before concluding that your woman's punani is an ocean. Your other girlz might be faking it too mara because ke di roll-on, you tend to pay more attention when you are busy with them and you enjoy it. SEX and mind goes together baba. Are you sure that your guitar is the right size? How do you know hore e sharp? I think all men think they have right sizes even those ba tswereng di "kleintjie" .

andi01
26 Feb 2009 15:40

@Sana Lwam
A---i

Andi01????or Awelan(i). Awe you need to get your Venda arse in here somblief, sum crazy arse nigga claims to have davazed, one of us, he he he, madoda, bayaqhunywa abantu phandlapha,

mathata
26 Feb 2009 15:41

justT,im dead......

Cody
26 Feb 2009 15:41

LOL JustT !!!! my centiments exactly girl, LimTucker o na le lezima(niknaks to be exact) so ha a ipone shem, he thinks he is gifted kanthi. ha ho na niks mooo, o tshwere niki(niknaks)

limtucker
26 Feb 2009 15:43

I played proffesional soccer for sometime, and we shower together, and I have seen many many guitars, and mine is amongst the biggest.

Sana Lwam
26 Feb 2009 15:44

still ROTFLMAOSHIDACBTLBBKABAECWMHAPU

Kaloku wena Andi you admitted ukuba uyazithandela pha kwezocantsi...thats why you were the first on my mind.
You will never know........

awelani
26 Feb 2009 15:45

is su1 calling me??????????

myname
26 Feb 2009 15:45

CarazyToilet yhini standwa iKegel?

myname
26 Feb 2009 15:45

I meant CrazyToilet

TheLady
26 Feb 2009 15:47

Shagged a Mr LimTucker Awe?

Pelvic floor exercise myname, contract vagina muscles like you are holding in your pee...

mathata
26 Feb 2009 15:47

cody,niknaks kwakwa,gore where its end you will never know,n is cold.

you will feel kudumpu or phoo.where is end is ?????

ee papa kgante e mokae,e tsene kae??

you find condom hanging like a socks on washing line.yaaa ke mathata fela.

Sana Lwam
26 Feb 2009 15:47

@A-i blockers

Any of y'all did them soccer playas? LOL

just T
26 Feb 2009 15:49

Hayi man Lim, it seemed bigger cause ya hao was erect (i assume), i don't think other guyz will erect when they see other men naked. Buti i think you have a problem, you erect when you see other man shower? haai kee, this is a huge problem...

awelani
26 Feb 2009 15:51

Shagged a Mr LimTucker Awe? the only Tucker i know is Chrish Tucker the comedian,,,i have no idea who this LTucker is...or do I???? lets see if he answers: tucker wee,,describe me,,how tall am I, comlexion, my hair, eyes, legs, where did I go to school, and where's myb birth mark??????ndi khou humbela uri ni ambe ngoho fhrdzi, hai mazwifhi....

andi01
26 Feb 2009 15:51

o get over something painful, one has to create jokes and laugh about it
OK I admit, I am one of them loaded brothers
don’t wanna cheat on her, but am forced to
And I also spent 2 years in jail
I played proffesional soccer for sometime (for Ajax Cape Town)

Some one please call 911!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sana Lwam
26 Feb 2009 15:52

kwa kwa kwa @ just T uthini na? so he is the one with a "loaded" problem not the gal

awelani
26 Feb 2009 15:52

Guys relax it aint me,,have never shaggd a soccer player b4..

awelani
26 Feb 2009 15:52

Guys relax it aint me,,have never shaggd a soccer player b4..

Cody
26 Feb 2009 15:53

You know what guys, it can be Awelani, LimTucker lives in the Cape.... so are you saying it's Andi01?he he he!!!

Besides good people maybe LimTucker just wanted to create a blog he knows will create a topic hence i said he is too good to be true. Tjhesa LimTucker o ba tshwere bofsssssss!!!

Mr Loaded, kanti what did you mean when you said this? i can smell a fabricated story from a mile away....so which one is fabricated Mr loaded a.k.a LimTucker?

Reply from: limtucker 12/9/2008 10:48:59 PM (interview with msoe=the observer article)
I guess it was a punishment for treating two ladies in my life the way I did. If it was, damn it hurts. Now I am married to the woman I dont love, whom I will never be capable of loving, its like she has a spell on me. One minute I see her for the evil woman that she is, but the next she is the angel infront of my eyes. She hates my family and yet I am still with her. Sometimes I wish i could just stay at school and never go back home, but I think of my kids.

andi01
26 Feb 2009 15:53

Let me go home, before I expose some crazy arse trippin nigga, up in here.

Crazyloo
26 Feb 2009 15:53

Myname, Thelady gave you the correct answer, I think every woman should try this at some point. Especially after having kids. Phela you can never know kithiwa ezinye they never go back to the original size so Once you go the kids route you have to do something. tl tl tl tl!!!

Toodecent
26 Feb 2009 15:54

LimTucker firstly I wanna say welcome to the site bosfss... Coming from another loving dude I think your first flop was to come and discuss you woman/gal on TVSA, I do not know but mina I just find it all wrong that you discuss such matters with people in this case strangers. Well I do understand that you published this in response to the male bashing marathon thats going on the site daily but look manje its contibuing ka wena..Anyway hardy jo.. you could have just ignored these women and let them continue with their hobbies...Just an advice manje just rock and rehabilitate your woman...if go pala then make another plan thats gonna keep your happines.

Sana Lwam
26 Feb 2009 15:55

aha

mjj
26 Feb 2009 15:55

i just have to say one thing - NO MEN WILL GO AROUND SAYING HIS THING IS BIGGER THAN MOST PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE HE TOOK A SHOWER AND SAW HIS TEAMMATES "thingies".......REALLY NOW?????

Let me PRAY.....where is CODY?

awelani
26 Feb 2009 15:55

thatha Cody the PI....ba expose(e) mtwana,,,,lol

myname
26 Feb 2009 15:56

Thanks TL.....i will always learn something new lapha ekhaya

Wheee Tucker vele ke who are you ngwaneso? Nawe can u try & give us a clue. Your name starts with ...& end with....

Cody
26 Feb 2009 15:57

meant it can't be Awelani

TheLady
26 Feb 2009 15:58

hehehe-yho

ms.tebby
26 Feb 2009 15:58

LOL Pooky

andi01
26 Feb 2009 15:58

Firstly- he is married, thats nto a girlfriend, except its someone else.

just T
26 Feb 2009 15:58

yebo Sana, he has a problem because how would he compare "digs" when they are busy showering? When you shower the dig sleeps unless when there is a woman around ... So ya Lim was ready for action and he thought he was da man... kwakwakwaaaa, he must try taking a shower with Somisomi

awelani
26 Feb 2009 16:01

When you shower the dig sleeps ..ROTFLMBAO,,kwakwakwakwakwakwa

Cody
26 Feb 2009 16:03

Let me PRAY.....where is CODY? LMAO!!!!

This guy needs more than prayer!

andi01
26 Feb 2009 16:03

One minute I see her for the evil woman that she is- and I bet her punani becomes even bigger.
but the next she is the angel infront of my eyes.- when u realise that she is the only girl that stands 4 ur performance (lack of). I hope I am talking to the right person ke manje

Cody
26 Feb 2009 16:06

When you shower the dig sleeps: ROTFLMBAO,,kwakwakwakwakwakwa

triple that Awe!!!my ribs are sore good people!! stop it!! huuu huu huu kwa kwa kwa!!!!!!!

limtucker
26 Feb 2009 16:08

@TDC- I feel you brother, but at times it is easier to talk to strangers than your friends especially when you know they are totally against your relationship

Luksta
26 Feb 2009 16:08

LADUUUMAAAA eEllis Park!!!

Cody
26 Feb 2009 16:09

This guy onamadimona!! somebody please give me a bible so that i bash LimTuckers head, simokhiphe amadimona!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! huu i need to pray for him!

awelani
26 Feb 2009 16:09

LimTucker....am I ur ex??lol

limtucker
26 Feb 2009 16:10

@Andi01- I think we should concentrate on my problem here. I respect you very much, and I think you should respect my confidentiality as well.

BigMama
26 Feb 2009 16:10

Reply from: 1/28/2009 7:03:49 PM

Been shelling me for more dan ten years, but hooked up last April, why???

Reply from: 1/30/2009 2:32:14 PM

@belz- no me darling, Benson w(die tik-kop) as in jail, not Stevie
@Belz- he is out of jail now, and is still tiking like there is no 2morrow,

Got This information from a certain blog, please do tell people, what´s cooking here.

awelani
26 Feb 2009 16:12

LOL @ Luksta,,,

Cody
26 Feb 2009 16:13

Triple lol Luksta!!!!! kwa kwa kwa!

limtucker
26 Feb 2009 16:13

I think I should go back to silent blogging, since I have more people attacking me, i only came here, for some advice.

myname
26 Feb 2009 16:13

Oh dankie CrazyLoo.....i really didnt know. But can u tell me how to do it coz i dont have a clue & futhi i have a son so who knows!!! Some nigga will claim my pussy is bigger than his mom.

But i have to read ur replies tomorrow coz im off now.

Mr Tucker good luck & to beautiful bloggers thanks for educating ur sista.

Chau chau guys

Sana Lwam
26 Feb 2009 16:13

helelele

BigMama
26 Feb 2009 16:14

@Limtucker.......Please do as wise brother. lol

awelani
26 Feb 2009 16:15

OMW...BigM,,,leave my dagw alone,,,,,assombliefff,,,Andi01, get ur fab behind here,,

andi01
26 Feb 2009 16:17

@BigMama- dont even think about what you thinking, Benson doesnt haveaccess to computer, His english aint this good, and he was in jail for a few months (4 months), so please, i think know this nigga, he aint Benson.

Cody
26 Feb 2009 16:17

I think I should go back to silent blogging, since I have more people attacking me, i only came here, for some advice.

Why LimTucker? is it because the cat is out of the bag? i am waiting for the bible nje? dont worry you will be healed in no time! kwa kwa kwa!!!

mathata
26 Feb 2009 16:18

@LIMTUCKER,thats true.is better to talk to stranger,we dont know you n is better for real.

But guess what?we can come with all opinions But at the end of the day you know what is right for you.

some stupid things has been said BUT if they dont kill you they make you strong.

andi01
26 Feb 2009 16:19

@LimTucker-I think we should concentrate on my problem here. I respect you very much, and I think you should respect my confidentiality as well.- nigga phuleez, you started the exposion (process of exposing)

ngwana
26 Feb 2009 16:21

he he he BigMama wa exposa, its getting juicy now.

Cody
26 Feb 2009 16:21

Expose yourselves people hle!!!!!! andi01 who is LimTucker kanene? is he married? or does he have a girlfriend with an Ellispark hole?

ms.tebby
26 Feb 2009 16:21

ao bathong...please help LimTucker shem! he is deciding to go silent now

LimLim in the mean time ask A.... to try the keggel thingy that they wrote about earlier

andi01
26 Feb 2009 16:25

I knew a guy back then, called Lizo Thukela, the facts stated here want me 2 bliv its this LimTucker, if not, then am sorry.

awelani
26 Feb 2009 16:26

heheheheheheheh Andi01,,it cud be him..

Cody
26 Feb 2009 16:27

Moeskond it adds up!!! Lizo Thukela = LimTucker you see LT....he he he!!

So which facts are you referring to andi?

awelani
26 Feb 2009 16:29

so andi...is he really loaded or he's shayashaying us,,,

andi01
26 Feb 2009 16:29

He was the kinda guy, who spent 30 hours praising his thing and 3 seconds actually using it. He reffered to himslef as gun man, and I later called him "bullet man". now that I have read this article a couple of times, i notice that the similarities between this 2, are way too much

Cody
26 Feb 2009 16:30

no dont worry Awe guys like him normally have a niknaks....he is just blowing his own horn

Pooky
26 Feb 2009 16:30

Limtucker...i hope we managed to help ...Goodluck with your ladylove my brother,sharp............but tell her tonight, ndizokubuza ke ngomso

andi01
26 Feb 2009 16:31

And this dude says he has been silent blogging for a while, then he knows most of our articles, and he comes in hear acting as if, mnximmmmm, i wish he could come back so that i can say a few things to him,

awelani
26 Feb 2009 16:32

did u once tell him about tvsa??? andi??

andi01
26 Feb 2009 16:33

@Khodeyi-So which facts are you referring to andi

o get over something painful, one has to create jokes and laugh about it
OK I admit, I am one of them loaded brothers
don’t wanna cheat on her, but am forced to
And I also spent 2 years in jail
I played proffesional soccer for sometime (for Ajax Cape Town???)

Some one please call 911!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ngwana
26 Feb 2009 16:34

Andi01, there is no turning back now.
I hope for his sake, his wife doesnt have friends on TVSA.

awelani
26 Feb 2009 16:35

Please expose Mr Bulletman,,,,lol

monchooza
26 Feb 2009 16:35

tsho!!!!!!

andi01
26 Feb 2009 16:35

@awelani-did u once tell him about tvsa??? andi??- not him per say, but on a chain of e-mails, i would email few friends and ask them to follow a certain link, when we been discussing, some interesting topic on TVSA.

awelani
26 Feb 2009 16:36

yho yhoo,,yhooooo,,,its him

andi01
26 Feb 2009 16:38

@Ngwana- thats not his wife, its a girlfriend his been with for a very long time. he leaves her for other women, make stories that they are married and he no longer wants her and his family is against divorce, and when he wants 2 go back to her, he lies and say, "ohhh she is using muti to get me back", bhla bhla bhla.

awelani
26 Feb 2009 16:40

ROTFLMBAOTIP @ da expose

Pooky
26 Feb 2009 16:40

TVSA itlawu expoza kaniti (in my bestest sesotho)

andi01
26 Feb 2009 16:42

OK I admit, I am one of them loaded brothers- @ Nedbank yes you right, but on other departments, nigga get real

Cape Hustlaz
26 Feb 2009 16:42

I played proffesional soccer for sometime, and we shower together, and I have seen many many guitars, and mine is amongst the biggest .............

Thats why your team always lost,you all big balled but dont have the shooters!!!!We need real strikers!!!!!!!!!

Segololo
26 Feb 2009 16:45

Oh nkosi yam!!! tjo! I am even speaking Zulu... go maswe!

andi01
26 Feb 2009 16:46

When we hooked up, an ex of hers told me not to waste my time,- should have looked at the warnig from all angles.
Not true, for when I was in jail, my mother supported me, while she was busy galavanting the streets with her boss, she doesnt support me financially, - i would to if my man claimed to be in new york, while he is getting his black arse sorted in a jail cell.

andi01
26 Feb 2009 16:47

played proffesional soccer for sometime- not even sure if this was true, maybe a stunt to get them girls, but ke shame he did have sum medlas and soccer kit.

Pooky
26 Feb 2009 16:47

i have a feeling this shall continue na tomorrow.....gunite people

zolx
26 Feb 2009 16:47

@Ngwana- thats not his wife, its a girlfriend his been with for a very long time. he leaves her for other women, make stories that they are married and he no longer wants her and his family is against divorce, and when he wants 2 go back to her, he lies and say, "ohhh she is using muti to get me back", bhla bhla bhla.

but arent these signs of sickness? he's dillusional (sp?)

zolx
26 Feb 2009 16:49

yhooo andi, uyamexposa nyani manje and he is speechless. Uphi LImTucker?

Pooky
26 Feb 2009 16:50

okay maybe i'll stay an extra 10 min..............Sana Lwam ndiyawuthanda nyani umlevo, ndixolela ushiwa nayi bus LOL

ms.tebby
26 Feb 2009 16:51

kwa kwaawaaaaaaaaa andi @ Nedbank...please be nice on LimLim he goin thru a lot already

andi01
26 Feb 2009 16:51

@ Zolx-but arent these signs of sickness? he's dillusional (sp?)- and more, he is a stalker, right after I started dating benson, and I havent seen this guy for liek 3 yrs. He sent me an e-mail giving me Bensons history, including his correct date of birth, mothers name, and his home address, dont know how he got hold of that information.

andi01
26 Feb 2009 16:53

Am just mad at how he treats that woman, yes she had a child by another guy, but he uses it as blackmail, that woman cannot ask him where he spent the night. His answers by saying it doesnt matter atleast i didnt bring umntana back from uhambo lwam.

Luksta
26 Feb 2009 16:55

and more, he is a stalker, right after I started dating benson, and I havent seen this guy for liek 3 yrs. He sent me an e-mail giving me Bensons history, including his correct date of birth, mothers name, and his home address, dont know how he got hold of that information.

Andi01, are you sure about your safety after this?

limtucker
26 Feb 2009 16:56

I think I should register with a different blogging name, i will never hear the end of this. As for you Andi01, I dont know what you on about. I stay in the Eastern Cape not the Western Cape, get your facts right before you spit bull.

andi01
26 Feb 2009 16:58

@ Luksta- are you sure about your safety after this?- angesabi mina indoda that cant differentiate betwwen 10cm and 10mm, lol.

ms.tebby
26 Feb 2009 16:59

Mjiza...we need prayer here

Luksta
26 Feb 2009 16:59

LOL @ Andi01, You're BAD!!!

Pooky
26 Feb 2009 17:00

Cody you are always right when it comes to these weirdos...i remember now how you stuck to your word with N / B and it turned out you were right all along....again with this one...i'm shinifed LMAO at the revelation.

Toxic
26 Feb 2009 17:04

ms.tebby
26 Feb 2009 17:50

Reply from: Segololo 2/26/2009 10:45:53 PM

Oh nkosi yam!!! tjo! I am even speaking Zulu... go maswe!

kwa kwaaaaa.....you guys are bad!

Foxxy
26 Feb 2009 19:28

10 years and you can't even discuss sex with her, you come and tell strangers on a website. I think you're both wasting each other's time... If the sex aint good you both will always want to, and probably will, cheat.

Foxxy
26 Feb 2009 20:14

Lol @ Andi's exposion....

NtandoN
27 Feb 2009 08:18

SORRY ANDI I KNOW THE OTHER VERSION AS WELL.ANOTHER BLOGGERS PAST IS COMING OUT SOON WATCH THE SPACE YOU GONNA LOVE THIS ONE

andi01
27 Feb 2009 08:23

@NtandoN- I wonder who dat is

Sana Lwam
27 Feb 2009 08:24

Woza nazo
Woza nazo
Woza nazo NtandoN

Sana Lwam
27 Feb 2009 08:24

Woza nazo
Woza nazo
Woza nazo NtandoN

Cody
27 Feb 2009 08:35

Cody you are always right when it comes to these weirdos...i remember now how you stuck to your word with N / B and it turned out you were right all along....again with this one...i'm shinifed LMAO at the revelation.

yes Pooks! i can smell someone who is not real from a MILE away!!!!! you can read a lot into the person by just analysing the things he writes. That is why when a man dates me, he must be a damn good liar. otherwys........just dont lie.

myname
27 Feb 2009 08:45

Guys u r so BAAADDDDDD!!!! Damn!

Mr Tucker uhambe njani my skat? Did u sleep well?

Sana Lwam
27 Feb 2009 08:48

Bawo!! I wonder if its not me njen'ba ndi-curious kanje. LOL

Cody
27 Feb 2009 08:53

Reply from: NtandoN 2/27/2009 2:18:03 PM
SORRY ANDI I KNOW THE OTHER VERSION AS WELL.ANOTHER BLOGGERS PAST IS COMING OUT SOON WATCH THE SPACE YOU GONNA LOVE THIS ONE

Reply from: andi01 2/27/2009 2:23:44 PM
@NtandoN- I wonder who dat is I am wondering too nigga!

I must say LimTucker and NtandoN's character is very much similar (all the "blowing your own horn tactics and I am the best mentality"). I would not be suprised if we get another response to Andi01 allegations from LimTucker under NtandoN's user name. These kind of things (lies) have a way of catching up with a person. (no it wont happen he is too carefull this time around)

from NtandoN's response in caps, i can just read that there is more of a disturbing relationship between NtandoN & LimTucker, otherwise, why would NtandoN know the other version to LimTuckers story? i mean, NtandoN claims to live in Protea Glen (soweto i assume) and Lim in the western cape, plus Ntando just surfaced lately after his booboo with his own username then all of a sunday we get an article of someone who poses the same character as him.........ho nkga tweba mo!

awelani
27 Feb 2009 09:00

heheheheh mafrend, u shud have been a PI,,,LOL

Sana Lwam
27 Feb 2009 09:05

<<<ho nkga tweba mo!>>>

kwa kwa kwa... as in... leroto lako Tembisa

Crazyloo
27 Feb 2009 09:09

Myname: By the time you replied I was out of here. Traffic is a nightmare. Google Kegel exercises, if you cant I will have to do some cutting and pasting and email them to you, let me know.

FK
27 Feb 2009 09:11

and "mablockers", what are those balls called and where can I find them?

Sana Lwam
27 Feb 2009 09:12

Crazyloo yima kancane with them kegel exercises. We want the "eposions" LOL

Pookzilele uphi?

monchooza
27 Feb 2009 09:13

sana lwam are you from Tembisa?

andi01
27 Feb 2009 09:16

@Cody- i couldnt agree with you, I think maybe theis NtandoN is the same person as LimTucker, its either this LimTucker is the (real Lizo Thukela) I know, or maybe NtandoN has been reading my responses and now knows me very well. I dont know whats cooking oil, the next artilce will be NtandoN, bashing Andi01, then will know that its none either than Lim, gettin his revenge, whatever the case, we are mentally stable, lets not allow these gnomes to get in our way

Sana Lwam
27 Feb 2009 09:21

No comment monchooza is case I'm also exposed. LOL

TheLady
27 Feb 2009 09:26

It's getting hott in here...

Dimago
27 Feb 2009 09:32

guys what are you talking about here?

dali
27 Feb 2009 09:41

hi Dimags *waving*

LMAO............... i also dont know whats going on here????????? awe elaborate u rhandzana na mani??????????

Tshd21
27 Feb 2009 09:44

rest in peace Mr Tucker

Pooky
27 Feb 2009 10:32

Good morning beautiful people...am right here Sana Lwam
Cody you could be on to something hey,

obinna
22 Jun 2009 13:48

nooooooooooo!!!!!!Guy be real no such a thing beleive me the guy is mad Cody your right this guy unamadimoni he need umkhuleko .'''Wonyara,asannge........... oh chinneke help him''''

obinna
22 Jun 2009 13:55

zoezoe where are u gil nawu umhlola wendaba kuthiwa lomfazi unedamu?mfowethu elantoni ledam lamanzi? can u believe this

Ms. Jay
22 Jun 2009 14:53

obinna this is an old article -

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