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Inside scoop on SAMAs 2009

Written by Virtous from the blog Virtual reality on 04 May 2009
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The SAMAS were an interesting occasion to observe the so called Whos Who of the entertainment industry. I simply love noting human behaviour and this was an occasion not to be missed. So I rocked up there in all my arbitary journalistic glory and silently took notes in my mind.

Here is what I saw, take it or leave it!
(The we is I and my tight friend)

Right next to where we were waiting for our tickets was the goodie bag room, now we told ourselves that seeing Schlebs recieving goodies is not NEWS! 
So we watched Tbo Touch, Tansey Coetzee(who really doesn't want 2 be forgotten) and DA LES walk past us. & we saw Phila of Live and Karabo of Generations walk past too. 

Hayi ke u Tbo touch looks like any guy from the ekasi no presence at all, but DA LES is tall and tooo American for my liking.
Its time to make my way to the hotel rooms to refresh and right outside our rooms I see Nhlanhla Nciza in a black convertible Megane driving up with hubby who drives a 3 series BMW. Then we see the whole YOTV kiddies crew run past.
All the while Black diamonds are pulling up in fly rides(Audis, Beemers, land rovers etc) and braaing and chilling with their ladies and groupies.
So we bath and get ready to leave. We are out of the house by seven. When we get there the yellow carpet is full of paparazzi and sponsored cars dropping celebs off. Damn! Its lights everywhere and fans screaming. 

We sneak via the other entrance coz the carpet is hectic joh!
We get in and make our way straight to the pre drinks area and where us journos can mingle and take pics of celebs.
Cleo was there with a huge attitude and bright gay pink looking shirt, uStoan looked lost without wifey(very lonely) Skanks take note!
So did Theo , he too was alone. 

U Mmabatho Monthso is so short and tiny she wore a boring looking cream dress. Cassandra from City press is so short and fat! She looked like a furry baby tiger in a tiger print dress! U Kelly put too much makeup I must say. She looked like a doll. Then Khanyi storms in with a tiny black dress. 

Damn was I scared she would collapse at any minute She resembled a dried piece of biltong so skinny! She loves attention! Other schlebs walk past and go seat themselves. So its time for us to go too.
 
The awards ceremony went by fast the performances were awesome! My best highlights were Theo's performance and Brickz acceptance speech. Jah talk about tension hey!
 
Now for more low down!
Bonang was with Dj Sbu on the dance floor engaging in a karma sutra dance. They looked like they wanted to have sex right there and then! So Dj Sbu takes her by the nand and they leave the afterparty for????? Only they know......
Kelly Khumalo was with Emphymol.
Khanyi was with  a gay dude they held hands all evening. She wore a tracksuit with boots to the after party!
Phila was with Tumi from Yotv they kept on calling each other 'baby' how sweet! not....They also attempted to match their outfits which was quite immature if you ask me.
Moving along ….......................
Hlomhla Dandala and Candy were supposedly together but they were not even seen once holding hands or talking! Jah ne, trouble in paradise perhaps?(I stand to be corrected)
Pepsi Pokane and Machere are a fine couple altho i think he deserves a hotter wife! 

Dj Tira was busy organising parties for groupies the whole nite! He is such a cheat.
Prosper was there with Miriam Ngomane, she has a lovely bod but was underdressed in nothing but a sorry excuse for a dress up to her bum cheeks! Those two are dating!
Slikour was alone the whole night, so was Sizwe Dhlomo(so fine)

Andile is officially a has been. He was making calls the whole night while walking up and down, he was even in the after party ticket queue waiting like everybody else!
Shugasmaxx has a funny body, love handles on a man are a no no! 

The YOTV crew were so drunk, they couldn't even walk properly it was so sad(they should ban underage drinking!) Akunzi and Karabo, ya'll are no rolemodels for anybody's kids!
The usual celebs were just chilling, Black Coffee, Zamajobe, Uyanda Mbuli, Siya(left early) Nhlanhla, and others. 

Ishmael and Puff Johnson are really dating, she could be seen doing ingwazi and the Durban Vuma.
Lungelo has  an old looking wife. She also looks dry and too skinny.

One thing I cannot stand about the entertainment industry is the fakeness of it all! Some schlebs are so sweet and humble they realise that their fans put them there how else would they eat if it were not for the masses buying their cds? 

Lira is one such person, and so is Yvonne Chaka Chaka she is so modest and humble. Suprisingly Kelly is also quite nice and GI are just the best! Rhythmic Elements are kind characters and so are Jaziel Brothers.
Sizwe Dhlomo has an ego the size of the Ozone layer Dj Cleo included. Khanyi is obsessed with the media and her own 'fabolousness'.

 I found Dj Sbu and Pastor Mbobho extremely annoying. Why does this man mock the word of God and what it stands for? Aaargh, his little priest outfits are extremely cheesy! Not to mention that voice.
Terry Pheto was no where to be seen and this leads one to think that Sbu found solace in Bonang.
Strange enough, Bonang is no attention seeker although upclose she looks different from tv.(She should really appreciate her makeup artist!)

Oh well, I could go on and on but too little space and too much to say! 






71 Comments

Virtous
04 May 2009 14:09

Now we wait for SAMA 2010...

belz
04 May 2009 14:18

LMAO!!!!!! Virtous.

ms.tebby
04 May 2009 14:20

didnt you take pictures my friend?

sewaqonywa
04 May 2009 14:26

yah just wait

Cande
04 May 2009 14:29

LOL

Pooky
04 May 2009 14:29

Cassandra from City press is so short and fat! She looked like a furry baby tiger in a tiger print dress!

ROTFLMAO...you bad

KICKS
04 May 2009 14:29

So true what you said about Pepsi and wifey.

Virtous
04 May 2009 14:31

I did take pics but would love it if sum1 could explain to me how to upload them onto the article.

myname
04 May 2009 14:35

No Belz le tme help u hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I love you woman (i just think u r a woman).

LOL. Girl u r so bitchy but in a kind way.

I wish i was there, seems like u got a Bblast.

Sbu & B.....Oh no kid. DONTS just DONTS!!!!! 

Shame poor Slikour, yiza kum sana, im too fab esp today i have a new style & it suits me perfectly.

Sbu & that boy Sizwe shoul dbe brothers, they r 2 arrogant 4 my liking.

pameng2003
04 May 2009 14:38

tjo bonang no slikour kanti tis true they are no longer an item...shemmm

afternoon
04 May 2009 14:41

can someone please help Virtous upload the pictures we want to see something different from what Sowetan has...

myname
04 May 2009 14:41

I dont know whats going on today. Im making too many mistakes.

You have to 4give me guys kaloku ndifast xa ndithetha. Ingathi ndiya rapper.

afternoon
04 May 2009 14:46

Sbu & that boy Sizwe shoul dbe brothers, they r 2 arrogant 4 my liking>>>my sentiments exactly....not when it come to Bouga 2, im sure ms tebby would agree(Bouga's numb 1 fan)

kiki X
04 May 2009 14:51

Bonang le Dj Sbu???? Hayi ke!!!

zozoe
04 May 2009 14:56

so Bonang was isikhafthini sa ka DJ Sbu yho some people haai bo indabba ka Puff Johnson it cracks me 

as YOTV kids what drunk haai i dont know disappointed

Phikza
04 May 2009 14:56

You have to 4give me guys kaloku ndifast xa ndithetha. Ingathi ndiya rapper.
tl tl tl tl myname...i've always imagined you of that kind....especially today..whats up, or uthetha kanje xa umhle..LOL

kiki X
04 May 2009 14:57

I am glad Slikour dumped uBonang coz he is way down to earth to have a gal like that...Don't worry Siya u will get your groove back my friend.LESS STRESS!!!!!

nekzo
04 May 2009 15:01

I saw slikour at the after party surrounded by 3 girls and they were having a nice time.

I also swa u Sizwe Dlomo ehamba yedwa

mjj
04 May 2009 15:01

Now this is what I miss about the original shwashwi..,,..,love this recap.....I can't wait to go home and finish reading it.....now this woman with a man's voice needs to end this meeting I'm currently attending.....

myname
04 May 2009 15:10

LOL Phikza, babes im on fire...

Mambox
04 May 2009 15:23

awelani
04 May 2009 15:26

LMAO LMAO,, this is funny,, gal/boy,, u need tp upload pics to go with this,,

Kelly Khumalo was with Emphymol..whats emphy famous for??
So Dj Sbu takes her by the nand and they leave the afterparty ...Uthini naa,, hehehehe

Um starting to think Siwzw is scared of ladies,, have never heard anything bout him and some gal....


now this woman with a man's voice needs to end this meeting I'm currently attending..LOL,, mjj, u need to pray

Cassandra from City press is so short and fat! She looked like a furry baby tiger in a tiger print dress..LMBAO,, before i saw this comment, I thot she(Cassandra) wrote this scoop..

awelani
04 May 2009 15:31

Myname...unjani naa???

afternoon
04 May 2009 15:31

awelani how do you underline your on your reply?

awelani
04 May 2009 15:33

u press ctrl&letter U,,@ afternoon,

belz
04 May 2009 15:34

Oh nooo!!!! mambosh, Khanyi looks too thin in the yellow dress, gosh. im so in love with Yvone chaka's dress.

belz
04 May 2009 15:34

lol afternoon.

Beyonce
04 May 2009 15:34

>>Bonang was with Dj Sbu on the dance floor engaging in a karma sutra dance. They looked like they wanted to have sex right there and then! So Dj Sbu takes her by the nand and they leave the afterparty for????? Only they know...... <<<



Explain to Virtous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mambox
04 May 2009 15:37

where did half of Lungelo's wife's dress go? they probably used it to cover Lungelo's hat inside....it looks so TRASHY!

awelani
04 May 2009 15:40

where did half of Lungelo's wife's dress go? they probably used it to cover Lungelo's hat inside....it looks so TRASHY..LMBAO,, is he really married??

Kapakapa
04 May 2009 15:41

i dont know who Lungelo is, but why is wifey forever  ready for a photo opportunity

funkyziemz
04 May 2009 15:50

Hau bantu! u dont know who Lungelo is....

Cande
04 May 2009 15:51

that girl is she also from Yotv? the one who had a black shot dress?? who came in with Phila?? I have a pic of the back of her dress that i will like u guys to see

Sana Lwam
04 May 2009 15:53

Phila was with Tumi from Yotv they kept on calling each other 'baby' how sweet! not.

Tumi???Yotv??? Ngomphi kanene uTumi? 

Sbu+Bonang = Cute Couple

afternoon
04 May 2009 15:56

Thank you awelani,u are an angel.... belz plase dont laugh 

Phikza
04 May 2009 15:57

Awe..niri mini naa? Ndo ni tuvha nga maamda!!! :)

Mambox
04 May 2009 15:57

@Awelani...yes he's married unfortunately LOL!

myname
04 May 2009 16:00

Hey ma luv ndigrand babes if u r talking about my health & if u r talking about my luks....I am the prettiest today LOL & wena u sharp Awisto?

Sana Lwam
04 May 2009 16:01

kwa kwa kwa

Phikza
04 May 2009 16:01

Awe..niri mini naa? Ndo ni tuvha nga maamda!!! :) maamba = maanda

suzzy82
04 May 2009 16:02

The YOTV crew were so drunk, they couldn't even walk properly it was so sad(they should ban underage drinking!) Akunzi and Karabo, ya'll are no rolemodels for anybody's kids! 

Bayaphapha abobantwana,  weaves and Karabo i thought i was the only one noticing that they r too wild for her age

Virtous
04 May 2009 16:07

that girl is she also from Yotv? the one who had a black shot dress?? who came in with Phila?? I have a pic of the back of her dress that i will like u guys to see
She wore black fitted pants with a short red jacket and red boots to the after party. She also has a rihanna style weave .

myname
04 May 2009 16:07

Kelly Khumalo was with Emphymol..whats emphy famous for??

I think he is one of the cutest DJ's here in SA.

Lahvee
04 May 2009 16:10

Virtous this is nice and refreshing, we felt like we were there!!

<<Hlomhla Dandala and Candy were supposedly together but they were not even seen once holding hands or talking! Jah ne, trouble in paradise perhaps?(I stand to be corrected) >> Must be that flirting he was doing with Miss Teen and stuttering over and over about how the ladies are beautiful - he could've redeemed himself by saying "not as beautiful as my wife offcourse" even thought we were not going to believe - but who cares what we think, right Hlomla ;-)

<<Cassandra from City press is so short and fat! She looked like a furry baby tiger in a tiger print dress! >> hahahahahahha!!! haai the less said about the lady the better! Eish Virtous you are funny!!!


<<Sizwe Dhlomo has an ego the size of the Ozone layer >> How come I never heard people saying that Sizwe is sweet?? Bathong Sizwe? kanti yini vele? Bayak'sukela neh? I know you are reading Sizwe :-)

<<Bonang is no attention seeker although upclose she looks different from tv.(She should really appreciate her makeup artist!)>>  You are not the first to say this girl.. hahaha! 

<<The YOTV crew were so drunk, they couldn't even walk properly it was so sad(they should ban underage drinking!)>>

The Punisher
04 May 2009 16:10

haaaaa interesting!  nyc article Virtous

myname
04 May 2009 16:12

LOL Suzzy yekelani abantwana hihihi. I stopped watching after CC, Shade & the other cute mlungu...i just 4get her name but she got married to the fotographer or something like that from YOtv. Sh ealso have a sista who was ialso a presenter but she was fatter than her.

I dont know who Tumi is..... i think i should watch tv on Sat noopopaye

Sana Lwam
04 May 2009 16:12

myname isn't Virtous talking about Ephraim the fashion designer?
Virtous pls correct us!

Lahvee
04 May 2009 16:14

Virtous this is nice and refreshing - enjoyed reading it, we felt like we were there!!

<<Hlomhla Dandala and Candy were supposedly together but they were not even seen once holding hands or talking! Jah ne, trouble in paradise perhaps?(I stand to be corrected) >> Must be that flirting he was doing with Miss Teen and stuttering over and over about how the ladies are beautiful - he could've redeemed himself by saying "not as beautiful as my wife offcourse" even thought we were not going to believe - but who cares what we think, right Hlomla ;-)

<<Cassandra from City press is so short and fat! She looked like a furry baby tiger in a tiger print dress! >> hahahahahahha!!! haai the less said about the lady the better! Eish Virtous you are funny!!!


<<Sizwe Dhlomo has an ego the size of the Ozone layer >> How come I never heard people saying that Sizwe is sweet?? Bathong Sizwe? kanti yini vele? Bayak'sukela neh? I know you are reading Sizwe :-)

<<Bonang is no attention seeker although upclose she looks different from tv.(She should really appreciate her makeup artist!)>>  You are not the first to say this girl.. hahaha! 

<<The YOTV crew were so drunk, they couldn't even walk properly it was so sad(they should ban underage drinking!)>> Those are not kids guys.. most are varsity students! Well Karabo is still in high school (i think) so if she was drunk, then shem that's not being a role model. These afterparties should have a "no under 21" restriction.

So SunCity can now be called SinCity!! Mr. Kezner - replace the "U" with "I"!!

Nonny
04 May 2009 16:16

LMAO, nice article Virtous, dankie sana!

Lahvee
04 May 2009 16:20

<<Kelly Khumalo was with Emphymol..whats emphy famous for??
I think he is one of the cutest DJ's here in SA.>>

Its EphyMol Ephraim Molingoana the Designer - I hope I got the spelling of his name correct.

myname
04 May 2009 16:28

Ohhh Lahvee my bad sana. I think she got the spelling wrong so thatswhy i thought its the dj.

Is this guy gay nha?

ouch
04 May 2009 16:38

Just had a look at the pics on Sowetan... we need more pics though.
BS did you go? Please upload an article with more goss if you did? Like the fact that Andy is publicly out and about with his girlfriend....that Sbu and B might have a thing? I wonder what is going through Terry's mind? Why Mandla didn't accompany his wife? That kinda stuff?!

ngwana
04 May 2009 16:56

Sizwe Dhlomo has an ego the size of the Ozone layer >>>>I think Sizwe need to calm the fvck down now. I think he forgets that the only reason he is a 'celeb' is cause he won that Fanta competition. I am finding him extremely annoying with his ' i'm god's gift to SA entertainment' attitude.

chitty
04 May 2009 17:50

I honestly felt that this time around, the Samas were too WHITE. Pun intended.
Loved Bonag's dress. She killed it. Her and Sbu? dont think so. Khanyi needs to eat. Whats the point of putting an expensive dress on dry biltong?

carino
04 May 2009 18:05

Loved reading this, Virtous

I see Nhlanhla Nciza in a black convertible Megane driving up with hubby who drives a 3 series BMW. Then we see the whole YOTV kiddies crew run past.
All the while Black diamonds are pulling up in fly rides(Audis, Beemers, land rovers etc) and braaing and chilling with their ladies and groupies.


lol... at the kids running past,, I can just imagine them screaming ayobeeeerrr... in unison...

Brown Shuga
04 May 2009 18:31

Oh damn...it's so painful reading this Virtous coz your writing is so funny and I wanna laugh but I have this unbearable pain in my chest :-(
(I hope it's not a heart-attack, it's worse when I lie on my tummy..is Dr Beyonce here? Please help girl)

Did you find out how to upload pics?

LOL @ the Bonang/Sbu bit......Bonang is another silent blogger so hopefully she'll shed some light hehehe.
I don't think just coz Terry wasn't there means he and Sbu broke up, maybe she had work to do people...at least I hope so.

Guys Sizwe (even though he ain't talking to me no more) is really NOT a bad person  man, he's just different, let's accept him for what he is.

Nice piece girl!

@ ouch: I didn't go to the SAMA's girl, my passion for the red/yellow carpet is dying a fast death....

mjj
04 May 2009 18:33

hi Carino.......

carino
04 May 2009 18:37

molo, mjj..

I am LMAO @ Lungelo's wifey...

Slikourthanyouraverage
05 May 2009 09:56

Hayi lungelo's wifey had a baby a few months ago, think she looks great, even if the dress is too short.

belz
05 May 2009 10:02

hi Slikour, im Belz.

ms.tebby
05 May 2009 10:29

LOL Belz....stop hitting on slikourtha....tjerr I cant read the last part, hi Brown shuga!

TerryN
05 May 2009 10:37

Then Khanyi storms in with a tiny black dress.
Damn was I scared she would collapse at any minute She resembled a dried
 

ROTFLMAO

Bonang is another silent blogger so hopefully she'll shed some light hehehe. 
Really? 
Bonang please meet me private PRONTO...I have a "girlish" crush on you gal, please dont panic im 100% straight:-))))

TerryN
05 May 2009 10:40

LMAO @ Belzz...u flirting with Slikour

Slikourthanyouraverage
05 May 2009 12:47

Haha, there's enough of me to go around

Pooky
05 May 2009 14:04

ungu Slickour nyani phof??

paris mbau
05 May 2009 21:55

The YOTV crew were so drunk, they couldn't even walk properly it was so sad(they should ban underage drinking!) Akunzi and Karabo, ya'll are no rolemodels for anybody's kids!  AKZ must hit the gym and tone down, he is too loud 4 my liking.Kabz must do sumthing about that hair!!!!!!!

paris mbau
05 May 2009 21:56

Must be that flirting he was doing with Miss Teen >>>>>>> speaking of miss teens what happaned to the previous one?

KhosLover
06 May 2009 00:28

ah ah ah ah ah ah hahahaha!!! Haai some of this is crap!!... I was at the SAMAs haai AMANGA!!... lol...Let people be man...

The Yotv Presenters arent that young!!..and hey werent drunk...jus tipsy haha..but yes, they should set an example...

Sbu didnt leave with Bonang haaa lol ai

good report though

Pebbles
06 May 2009 07:59

okay khoslover pls tell us what you saw ...ungasitsheli ngamanga without backing up please

botali
11 May 2009 16:26

tell me about jamali after partiey hey

stylish
21 Aug 2009 10:16

lol me too tell us abiut jamali after paty hey will love to know


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