This is quite long tried to minimize the unimportant ones
Firstly let me start with background of this guy
During the long weekend we had a stokvel (fundraising event) for our society.
So last week Thursday I decided to go to the garage during working hours to buy airtime to invite people.
On my way back a sales person (Joe) at Honda saw me, he greeted very excited to see me, while I was motor shopping he assisted me.
So I though why not invite him and he said he will come.
Friday he came asked for ice cubes gave him he told me he is waiting for his friends coz yena he does not drink beer.
I had to suck up to him as I wanted support.
The friends never came and he left without buying anything even a plate, nx.
I was fuming to think we wasted our ice cubes on nothing.
Saturday he called me and said he is on his way, could not recognize the voice only when he came added 1 + 1.
This time he bought 2 dumpies of heineken and he left afterwards.
Monday he called me around 20h30 to see me and I told him I am already between blankets.
He suggested we meet on Tuesday at 20H00 to avoid the disappointments since I sleep early.
I agreed.
Tuesday he called me at 20h00 to tell me he is waiting for me at Excel garage.
Our conversation of Monday slipped my mind so I said I am on my way.
I arrived at Excel garage greeted him and he asked me to get inside his car coz yena he is not used to "checking" the traditional way.
I stepped in and he asked me do I want to wait at the garage or should we drive somewhere.
Fifi: Ag anything that suits u.
Joe: Ok lets go somewhere
He drove to the direction of Sports (Old location in Bloem)
Fifi (thinking to herself) hawu brother man stays ko sports driving a BMW, itjo
Entering sports he tells me when u come next time use this route
Fifi (thinking to herself) he is crazy I wont visit him
This Joe character is 40+.
We arrived at his place, it is a big house but he is renting the front part, hopeless man.
We went inside the house.
Joe started the conversation.
He started like this, ok Fifi as I told you, I separeted with my long tome g/friend.
But let me tell u what happened, (over the whole conversation I was quite only nodding my head and making ok sounds)
Joe: I went out with "Maria" and already she had a daughter 4 yrs old, after a month Maria bought a house ko Phase 2 without informing me, can you see how cruel she is?
Imagine Fifi she did not involve me in her plans.
Fifi (thinking to herself): Hawu u r not married mos, ok let me listen to the conversation.
Joe continuing: After 4 months Maria asked me to move in with her coz she was scared to stay on her own. I was renting somewhere and did not want to just move in but after she persuaded me I moved in.
We stayed together as a family, problems started when her daughter became 10 years and now she was covering herself whenever I was around.
I asked Maria why and she told me she told "Lerato" to cover herself in the presence of males including her own father.
I took it light.
In the process we had a son, now Lerato started beating "Tebogo" and I told Maria I do not like it gore her daughter is beating my son as nna I have never beaten her.
This guy was going on and on, referring to Lerato as Maria's child and Tebogo as his son.
He is so wrong coz he never accepted Lerato, he told me he is happy coz I do not have a child.
He continued to tell me the big fight started with him asking about Lerato beating his son, so when he questioned Maria Maria was not happy and the following day she did not prepare food for him.
He stormed out and the following day he called Maria who told him she will never prepare food for him anymore.
He asked why and she told him she does not want to see him at her house anymore.
Imagine after 15 years they are still cohabilitating.
maria is fed up coz the guy does not want to commit.
He told me yena he will not be treated that way by a woman he hates Tswana woman he want a Xhosa woman so I am a blessing to him.
Everything he was saying was so wrong.
After his conversation I told him i am not interested in him as he never proposed to me and he is acting as if we are a couple.
Joe: Hawu I thought since you came to my place we are an item.
Fifi: Shame u never gave me a choice, I have a boyfriend who is very obsessed and will kill me if he finds out I am entertaining you.
Joe: Where is he? He never called you the whole time we where together today.
Fifi: He knows I sleep early and respects me, he called me before we met.
Joe: I sensed you have a boyfriend, you were always on the phone during the stokvel.
Fifi: Yes I was talking to him the whole time.
Joe: How long have you been together
Fifi: A long time ago
Joe: You are not saying a thing
Fifi: More than 5 years
Joe: And you dont even have a kid together? How come?
Fifi: Because I do not want one.
Joe: So you use a condom all the time
Fifi: Yes
Joe: Jeses he does not know your taste mos, for 5 years, I cannot go out with someone for that long and continue using a condom
Fifi: He is not u and he respects my decision
Joe: You do not know sex, nna I wont
Fifi: Can you please take me home
Joe: Ok
On my way back we where forever discussing the condom thing
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