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Sandton Celeb Times

Written by KewlGaL from the blog on 05 Jun 2009
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Ok guys we all know by now that South African women are slowly moving away from the stereo type mentality that says to be Fabulous u must be thin,, rite! What in the world of Penguins is going on with Vanya of Sun Goddess? Myyy good ol dirty All Star!! The woman is even thinner than Camagwini the Singin Xhosa Ssshangoma gal!! Ok I heard abt their shops closing country wide but i didn't think it was that bad.. Everyday since I saw her Monday I send a prayer for her. Looove their clothing tho..

Ok!! ya'll still remember Dr Love rite... If it was good luck seein shim that much I should be drivin my dream car bynow. He's been loiterin around Sandton for almost 3 weeks now. I see him almost everyday just strrooling around the mall with those Soweto wannabebigshotsgangsterlookinguys.. & I ask myself? Did some1 moeer him up on his cheaters show too.. Mmmh I wonder. But I like the fact that come what may Doc is stickin to his roots, His Perm is still momozing as ever.. 

Whoever said Khanyi Mambau was broke lied to you,, Last week I saw her dashing into Morgan, knowin me I lingered around to see, she came out carryin bags & went next door to Preview.. I said to meself Liars!! these Shwashwi's nxaa. Keep shoppin Miss Khanyi, its ur man's money, they r jealous.. Who cares abt buying a house when u can rent it.. Go Khanyi!! dig's u gal...

Still on shoppin spree, Thembi Seete was walkin around cute in pink tracksuit the other day carring some shoppin bags & I thought Oooh well nice, atleast they payin her on that crappy Jika-Majika thing, no credit crunch 4 her..Great stuff T ! Some1 tell me is her new CD out yet? Wonder how it sounds? Laaawd help us!!

I've seen so many ppl ( I mean Celebs of course) goin into this shop that's next to FNB downstairs in Sandton City(Where there's Ster Kinekor).. apparently they stock designers from Orkant.. Trust me SA celeb's looooove sale. They've been flockin there with their stylists and buyin buyin buyin.. Gals go check it out its gat nice clothes.. Me gat myself a nice Zarra dress on SALE there..  Lerato Moloi the model, was there with some white woman, & did they buy!! My my my..

Ooh Gosh!! there was this black family that decided to come & do grocery shopping in Sandton last Sat, Oooh i loove those guys.. Bwaaaaakakakaka!! they had a taxi waitin 4 them in 1 of the parking entrances & they we loading their grocer makin so much noise, the other cars we blocked, they couldn't pass thru.. Lol. U should hav seen the looks on WHITEYS..hehehaehaheaeaaa love my black peeps. Rock on folks!!

Oooh Andile should stop walkin around & talkin on the phone the whole time, we aint gonna stop u Broer chill..

Oooh I love Exclusive Books launches in the Square..

So come'on guys tell us what celeb have u seen in ur hood, we want the gory details though! 

**this is my 1st article, hope I didn't do baaad**

Some1 pls help me, how do I load pic's in here?


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KewlGaL
05 Jun 2009 11:56

Com'on guys hit me with it...

I'm gonna lov hearin what u've seen in Rosebank, Century City, Gateway Mall, Greenacres, or perhaps just in ur hood.. Pls do tell..  

zozoe
05 Jun 2009 12:04

am wait ome pple throw it up

kwwakwakwakwa @ celebs loving them sales

zozoe
05 Jun 2009 12:04

Amza
05 Jun 2009 12:05

I'll be back

Ms. Jay
05 Jun 2009 12:09

Kewl - wel done on your first.....as I was reading thru I got the feeling that you were very exicted and I could just picture you sharing with this huge smile on your face & giggling every now and then:) looks like we have a groupie here:)


KewlGaL
05 Jun 2009 12:10

Zozoe its tuff times I tell ya.. 

There's a sale at Socrati neh, day b4 yesterday I saw Sonia ( the 1 who used to be Shwashwi) tryin on some boots there.. I thought Nc nc nc nc kunzima bafe2!! 

What does she do now anyway? she's just another 1 always hangin around in my hood.. ke ke kekekekekeke

monchooza
05 Jun 2009 12:12

Mamgobhozi....this article would be very much more interesting with pictures....now use that camera phone....and shoot shoot them celebrities...lol

KewlGaL
05 Jun 2009 12:13

Jael u hav no idea.... am such a groupie, but u will never see me!!! Lol 

 

zozoe
05 Jun 2009 12:19

so Khanyi and brooke are two different things ? 
where did people get it gore khanyi o brooke tjo ke ya e tshaba newspaper

therapy
05 Jun 2009 12:21

i vever blv she is broke.axxx

Cande
05 Jun 2009 12:26

I never see celbs @ centurion mall, and no Khanyi aint broke

belz
05 Jun 2009 12:31

Ewe monchooza, pictures please lala,

Porche
05 Jun 2009 12:33

I saw Oskido eKyalami Business Park yesterday doing smallanyana grocery ePick 'n Pay isihluthu sakhe siyathusa shem & he lied to Nathi on the phone that he couldn't see him/her because he was in Pretoria.

zozoe
05 Jun 2009 12:35

kwa kwa

ms.tebby
05 Jun 2009 12:38

Is Archie Moroka a celebrity?..you know who I mean..

HARAMBE24
05 Jun 2009 12:38

KewlGal...this is nice and witty, i love it...(ps: Hariri does not love a lot of things on thsi site lately)...But this i love....

felfel
05 Jun 2009 12:42

Porche yhu wandiqwela ngesihluthu sika Oskido esincangathi, haaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa

KewlGaL
05 Jun 2009 12:42

Belz & Monchoo... trsut me I wanted to load pics, but I don know how to do it... Heeeeeeeelp some1!!!!

A friend of mine has a huge crush on Lucas Radebe.. hehehahea now we bumped into him shoppin at Spar in Morningside..heeeeeeehehaheahea Gosh!!  she ran to hide behind the veg's stall so she can get a good look @ him. We were literaly stalkin & followin the poor guy.. Lol. gals gals gals

KewlGaL
05 Jun 2009 12:47

Yipppie!!!! Yes yes yes Harambe... gosh how I wish it you were sittin next to me telling how to write this.. Heheahehaeha u were on my mind when i was writin it.. Thanxxxxxxx

Eeeeer....... Archie Moroka' time of bein a scheleb got over when he died on Generubish... tl tlt ltlt
Tell us what u saw anyway...

monchooza
05 Jun 2009 12:48

send tashi an email she will help with loading pics

belz
05 Jun 2009 12:51

i see Somizi in the gym quite a few times dressed in the most weird gym item.

myname
05 Jun 2009 12:52

1. Ive seen Paht Joe ko Northgate Mall as well as Ntando Bangani.

Phat Joe was in Markhams & Ntando was having a meal ko Spur with this cute chick.

Mahoota ko Midway News, buying a grocery ko PnPay. BTW this guy should take eazy kumdiliya weegrapes, he got phuzaface. In 2 years he will luk like a rippen tomato.

Im coming nabanye. Oh Chomi yena is worse. I always c her koGaragini.

Jah Lady
05 Jun 2009 12:56

@monchooza


maybe its none of my business and tell me if it aint........but what does monchooza mean?

belz
05 Jun 2009 12:58

i saw Psyfo at this complex, he looked like he stays there.

KewlGaL
05 Jun 2009 13:00

*Mahoota ko Midway News, buying a grocery ko PnPay. BTW this guy should take eazy kumdiliya weegrapes, he got phuzaface. In 2 years he will luk like a rippen tomato.*

Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... I thought I was the only 1 seein that..hehehaehaheaheha.. sho myname

KewlGaL
05 Jun 2009 13:02

thanx Monchooza

Plastic
05 Jun 2009 13:03

I saw Bonag of Live in Canal Walk some time ago and thought to myself, ooh Gal (in a very woried inner voice), you should really thank your make-up artist coz h/she really makes you up!!!
or was it her bad "face" day?? i dont know

Plastic
05 Jun 2009 13:03

I saw Bonag of Live in Canal Walk some time ago and thought to myself, ooh Gal (in a very woried inner voice), you should really thank your make-up artist coz h/she really makes you up!!!
or was it her bad "face" day?? i dont know...

Pooky
05 Jun 2009 13:04

Trust me SA celeb's looooove sale. They've been flockin there with their stylists and buyin buyin buyin

...well t's not like they get paid millions...shem

KewlGaL
05 Jun 2009 13:07

I'm off to the Mall for my Lunch to do some Schleb spottin.

I'll be back *ngala akhsent ka Arnold Shwazenega*.... LOL

insane
05 Jun 2009 13:09

Jah no, Bonang leaves much to be desired without the make -up. Seen her a couple of  times too. Shame man., having to wear a mask all the time in order to be called beautiful is rather sad.

awelani
05 Jun 2009 13:14

Nice article ntombazana....

I saw the lawyer from Muvhango (Legethe something) @ the dr's room on monday, i think he was taking his wifey and they had their 2 sons, i didnt like the school uniform they had on thou, it was veryyyy old and the shoes were torn, i really felt sorry for him..dang Recession.

Hotstix
05 Jun 2009 13:28

What in the world of Penguins is going on with Vanya of Sun Goddess? Myyy good ol dirty All Star!! The woman is even thinner  >>> I know hey I saw her last week in 7th ave melville, I was like WTF???  kw kw kw

myname
05 Jun 2009 13:28

Oh Speedy at Spar (Vorna Valley), wearing those baggy pants of his & those huge sun glasses, maar shame he was nice & so clean.

This cute boy ya Boom Shaka at gym, at least akazifoneli & he still cute bathong. 

How can i 4get la bhuti umdaka. He is YFM dj. What his name kanene???

Criselda "Miss dot lady" Cananda, i always c her at garage in Midway News.

Salamina at Carlswald shopping centre at Dischem.

hehehehehe 1 day i saw Mandla ka Karabo in Gen, hihihihi. I thought he was 1 of those guys who always pushes i trolley. Now im not laughing at all bt i was surprised maan

belz
05 Jun 2009 13:28

LOL insane and awelani.

belz
05 Jun 2009 13:31

Ntombi, her hubby, Kau family, Zimele from soul city, ngibabona ecaweni, wake wahlala same row nabo or phambi kwabo, Nkosi Yam' i cant beleive pple still get excited over these people, hayi, indidika qho lento

TheLady
05 Jun 2009 13:31

I saw Palesa and Khethiwe(what are their real names kanene?) koDischem Northgate..I was still asking myself where do I know them from...and Palesa was looking at me like "What you starring at?" Mncim I'll get her iskin clear.

Saw uRingo eSandton City-without any shopping bags-had to ask a friend for his name...

Oh I see Somizi at Lonehill shopping centre a lot-getting his laundry, walking around and he goes to VA too-which reminds me..I haven't been to gym for 4 months...mncim.

Hotstix
05 Jun 2009 13:35

Remember Eric Maseru or something of Soccer Kings fame?? I keep pumping into hit around the Melville/Auckland park neighborhoods. He still looks great though maybe he should consider modeling since his football career ended b4 it stated. He he he

belz
05 Jun 2009 13:36

LOL!!! TL, naye uPalesa ungena leyacawe, no Queen was there the other day, busy on her cellphone, zange babulisane noNtombi, was so interested in this thing that day. noBrdiget Nkosi, she looked so fat and depressed.

TheLady
05 Jun 2009 13:36

I usually see uCriselda eCarlsward shopping centre-she ain't feeling the recession.

I used to see DJ Sbu a lot when I stayed ko Dainfern..always chatting to the security guards at the gate-asivimbela indlela..LOL

TheLady
05 Jun 2009 13:38

Eyiphi lecawe yakho belz-I should go do some celeb spotting LOL..

Hotstix
05 Jun 2009 13:39

I don’t mean to be unappreciative or something but I am seriously tired of all the generations and isidingo actors, I SEE them every day when I do my daily shopping at campus squre…so is Fresh en Euphonic, I practically know when to go to news café when I want a glimpse of them.

awelani
05 Jun 2009 13:39

and I also saw Willy MAdisha ko Eastgate this past weekend, looking very dirty and cheap,,is he a celebrity BTW??

TheLady
05 Jun 2009 13:44

Nope awe-he ain't..LOL

awelani
05 Jun 2009 13:45

lol

Hotstix
05 Jun 2009 13:46

noBrdiget Nkosi, she looked so fat and depressed.  >>>>>> I saw her at Campus Squre few weeks back snaking(more like guzzling) on isalad yase woolworths...she looked very Pregies .... and  me was like eeeebathong! 

myname
05 Jun 2009 13:47

If she is regarded as a celeb then let me make her famous for 2 seconds.

Mna Belz ndicawa nomama kaKuli Roberts & Hlubi. You just gotcha luv that lady.

She always wore her earings kwi attire yakhe yecawa whereas u cant wear ubucwebe nesinxibo. Oh how i luv her when she luks at you over those spectacles. Why people do this kanti? Uyakroba ngapha kwazo. What is the use of wearing them maar u will look over (cant figure the perfect word). 

Luv her suits though! I heard she own a boutique somewhere in Menyln mall & i gotcha say, uyazama shame.

belz
05 Jun 2009 13:48

and Mandoza, he looked thin and strong, dont knw if that makes sense,lol.

belz
05 Jun 2009 13:49

Ucawa eZion myname?

dali
05 Jun 2009 13:56

nxa! sum ppl mst leave ma gal B alone!

I usually see uCriselda eCarlsward shopping centre-she ain't feeling the recession............. TL my sista works there @ placecol beauty what what

myname
05 Jun 2009 13:56

Nkosi Yam' i cant beleive pple still get excited over these people, hayi, indidika qho lento 

They will never stop darling...u better get used.

Oh i once saw uZolisa (Cleo bf inGen) at Sunnyside. Hahahahahaha he was traumatised sana. Sunnyside chicks screamed at him.  He was so shy shame, wada wahlala emotweni. 

Cande
05 Jun 2009 13:57

i hang around Rosebank a lot, im suprised none of you have seen me

felfel
05 Jun 2009 13:58

myname ucawa eWisile in central neh? icawe yamaXhosa,lol

myname
05 Jun 2009 13:59

Ucawa eZion myname?
NO babes, eWesile in PTA

belz
05 Jun 2009 13:59

LOL myname, i saw Cleo in ROsebank sometime looking like ubuya espaza, i like people like her, akanangxaki sana, ugqoka noma yini nah ahlangane nayo kuwodrop.

awelani
05 Jun 2009 14:00

and I saw CAnde (tvsa) @ some party e Caprivi this past weekend.

myname
05 Jun 2009 14:00

LOL Felfel, whow i feel lyk im in EC nyahi Felfel

belz
05 Jun 2009 14:01

LOL Cande. i have seen you around, its jsut that i dont know what to say baout you. 

Oh, i work with uMwesile apha, yho akadlali ngecawe, uyi Guilder nawe myname???

Cande
05 Jun 2009 14:03

h i once saw uZolisa (Cleo bf inGen) at Sunnyside. Hahahahahaha he was traumatised sana. Sunnyside chicks screamed at him. He was so shy shame, wada wahlala emotweni. >>>>>> let me guess in some VOLVO?? the guy practically lives here

myname
05 Jun 2009 14:12

A ke tsebe Cande but he quickly got inside the car then i left the drama. I never checked bitso lakoloyi but i saw him getting inside.

uyi Guilder nawe myname???

Andifuni nokuyibona ke leyo Belz. Those girls r so fly 4 my liking (im so shy babes). Some of them baphapha ngathi ngooMiss baseCreche.

So NO dear, im a church goer.

Ms. Jay
05 Jun 2009 14:13

Ms. K please laod pictures.....it looks like we have our own E! magazine in the house

Sana Lwam
05 Jun 2009 14:20

Saw Kenneth Nkosi and Rapulana Seiphemo eNewtown, getting pissed as usaul.

Saw Mandoza and wifey Mpho grocery shopping @Pick n Pay Sandton - and babecomparisha i-prices.

Saw Bheki from Muvhango (the dreadlocked Zulu guy) @Spar Tops - wanted to check utywala that he was buying but didnt quite see it - all I remember wa that it was brandy.

monchooza
05 Jun 2009 14:34

LOL cands

KewlGaL
05 Jun 2009 14:50

Lol lol lol lol.. ho hoh o ho I cant help cracking myself up..Yhooo you guys! 

Myname Kuli's mom goes to ZCC? Kwa kw a kwa kwaa ..

Just came back now from the mall, Does Selaelo Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr phaaaa Selota still qualify as a celeb? just saw him chattin with those verrrry cute guys at Fabiani in the Square.. no shoppin bag, I guess the crunch didn't miss him..

I love this Jael, imma talk with Tashi to help me..

KewlGaL
05 Jun 2009 14:53

Saw Mandoza and wifey Mpho grocery shopping @Pick n Pay Sandton"  

SanaLwam there's no Pick' n Pay in Sandton unless u'r talkin abt Benmore mall

mabhebheza
05 Jun 2009 14:55

Fresh Article so Nice............... I c  Will Smith evrynite ...in my dreams lol .

Saw Zuluboy @Capello newtown amdaka as usual i thot since it was his befday uzovusa mnxfm kaloku une waterphobia !!

Tau/Rapulane is stalking me evrywhere i go the he is!

AS 4 Camagwini she is my taxi mate oko izithi seat next 2me when im goin 2eastgate her long earing always traumitise me!

TheLady
05 Jun 2009 14:58

Thapelo Mokoena (Karabo's bodyguard in Gen) goes to eWeseli if he is in Ladysmith-akugcwali kanje uma ekhona..LOL

TheLady
05 Jun 2009 15:00

Hawu uCamagwini abaphansi abafuni ne license? Bribe darling we all did.

Pooky
05 Jun 2009 15:02

uCamagwini does her english accent really sound so ruralxhosalike okanye uyazenzisa nje, i cant shake the feeling she's a twanger

belz
05 Jun 2009 15:05

Hawu uCamagwini abaphansi abafuni ne license>>>>> kwakwakwakwak TL, bathi inyanga ayizelaphi.

Katlegom
05 Jun 2009 15:06

kanti what does BTW mean?


@Cande, i also hang around a lot at Rosebank, Mimmos, Bull Dogs and Primi, how come you also dont notice me, 

Is Mahoota, Spikiri and Thebe faces of Alexandra, 15th Ave?

KewlGaL
05 Jun 2009 15:09

*AS 4 Camagwini she is my taxi mate oko izithi seat next 2me when im goin 2eastgate her long earing always traumitise me! .. *

Hawu uCamagwini abaphansi abafuni ne license? Bribe darling we all did.

Loollest @ The Lady & Mabhebeza.. he hehehehhe 

That gal Zozi, who is Tumisho's gal.. she like things that one, she was holdin on to Tumisho in the mall like he was gonna run away from her.. Aaaargh Puuuuleeez maan lady chill, ndizamenzani u Tumisho mna? Lol...( would'nt mind him just for 1 nite tho) LMAO!!!  

mabhebheza
05 Jun 2009 15:10

True They alwys there Ko Alex ka di Mondays even kwa Joe ..Ko Panyanza hu-wiii its their zone!

mabhebheza
05 Jun 2009 15:10

True They alwys there Ko Alex ka di Mondays even kwa Joe ..Ko Panyanza hu-wiii its their zone!

monchooza
05 Jun 2009 15:14

Qabanga me walking eNoord minding my own business looking for the guys that sell ama loose draw for R1,20...

enden after lighting my cigarrette, smoking and singing "ngihambela phezulu" by Theo...

enden out of the Blue nje kuvela a guy with a very krom mahawk hairstyle and he  asks me for a skuif.......tsho qabanga

I bought the ciggerette with my last R1,20 so I just told the guy ukuthi i cant give him a skuif ngoba this gwayi I am smoking is from an inyanga and I am smoking it ngoba ngiyazichamela and it will make me stop chaming on myself.....

enden this guy wathi ..."hayisuka hamba vele nina mabhujwa niyancishana" ngavele ngathi "OHHO mcinmn" and walk away and the guy went to ask for gwayi from another man who was smoking...then only did i realise ukuthi...the guy is Ismael of roba letheka fame, the Puff Johnson shagger right now...

tsho ngamangala yazi

i was like "No no no" if u ish is back to being a hobbo then puff must be the ladyhobbo i passed at the robbots that was singing "there can be miracles when you believe"...shem her weave was so deurmakaar...you could see nje ukuthi even the hobbo friends she has dont want to touch nor style it for her shem....eish this recession is affecting our celebrities yaz

and now i am starting a Facebook group "save our poor Celebrities from starvation shem"

tsho kunzima emhlabeni yaz

Cody
05 Jun 2009 15:21

Tumisho's gal.. she like things that one

LMAO! i just love your direct translation KewlGaL. BTW nice article girl!

belz
05 Jun 2009 15:21

LMAO!!!!!!!! Unamanga monchooza shem!!

Pooky
05 Jun 2009 15:23

hayi Monchooza unamanga ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah kwa kwa kwa kwa

Cody
05 Jun 2009 15:26

enden after lighting my cigarrette, smoking 

i've been tryin to figure out what theee underlined word means, kanti ke enden as in ended, LMAO monchoo!!

Brown Shuga
05 Jun 2009 15:26

Tjo guys, I just saw myself in Boksburg looking all cute but with a tangled weave! Shame recession...why don't I just get Brazilian hair.

KewlGaL
05 Jun 2009 15:28

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha HAYI HAYI Monchooooza amanga aluhlaza ntombazana!! He he hehehehaea u killed me now. LMAO....

Fanks Cody, Hariri is my inspiration on that one.. Ke ke keke ke

monchooza
05 Jun 2009 15:31

BS come to Tembisa i tell you uzothola the latest fake Brazilian hair...cheap kanjani...nobody will tell ukuthi its fake Brazialian hair.....i saw Kuli buying it there mara she was hidding behind herself nge scarf....mara i saw the legs and i was like...noma bangathini thats Kuli right there...tsho!!!

belz
05 Jun 2009 15:34

CODY, no you still wrong, its enden as in "and then". LOL.

Cody
05 Jun 2009 15:34

LMFAO Monch!! huu hai my ribs are officially broken from your lies!! jo ee! kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa!

KewlGaL
05 Jun 2009 15:35

BS, i've actually heard abt this Rhontshi where them Celeb go to buy these Brazillian & Thai hair.. Its in Downtown Jozi, will get mo info 4 u darlin, we cant hav u spottin hair like that weave of uPalesa from Generubbish.. nooo dear I refuse!!  LOL 
Apparently Sonia (Ntombi) gets her's there.. don say u heard from me thou!

TheLady
05 Jun 2009 15:36

LOL at Kuli's legs

Cody
05 Jun 2009 15:36

It was a spelling error Belz! Fanks anyway LMAO!!!

Molilo
05 Jun 2009 15:37

Sorry to be OFFTOPIC, does anyone of u know CASHRETURNS?

belz
05 Jun 2009 15:37

KWKAWKAKWAKWKAKWAKWAKWKAKWAK @ Kuli's Tembisa legs, Nkosi yam, monchooza ungenwe yin. ROFL

Luksta
05 Jun 2009 15:38

.....i saw Kuli buying it there mara she was hidding behind herself nge scarf....mara i saw the legs and i was like...noma bangathini thats Kuli right there...tsho!!!
LOL Monchooza, what was in that Noord cigarette?

TheLady
05 Jun 2009 15:39

Sonia Sedibe-needs a new hairstylist period-iweave yakhe ungathi uyifaka yilabosisi abahlala phambi kwase Boulders. She cannot blame irecessin-it has always been bad. No Dineo (Katlego) ikhanda manje ungathi iqanda nje.-come now learn from uConnie ladies...

myname
05 Jun 2009 15:39

LOL no ILMAOVL.

Cody this enden its not "and then" just asking?

myname
05 Jun 2009 15:42

Sori im late Cody

KewlGaL
05 Jun 2009 15:43

Sorry to be OFFTOPIC, does anyone of u know CASHRETURNS? 

Molilo my guess is yimali ebuyayo... cud be rong

ms.tebby
05 Jun 2009 15:43



-Does Selaelo Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr phaaaa Selota ...>>>kwa kwa kwa

-I c Will Smith evrynite ...in my dreams lol ...>>>OMG

-she was hidding behind herself nge scarf....mara i saw the legs and i was like...noma bangathini thats Kuli right there...tsho!!!>>>LMAO

belz
05 Jun 2009 15:44

But TL, uSonia that day wayekame kahle she looked neat, make up has totally damages Sophie, i couldnt pick what was up with her face.

Brown Shuga
05 Jun 2009 15:46

<<<<i saw Kuli buying it there mara she was hidding behind herself nge scarf....mara i saw the legs and i was like...noma bangathini thats Kuli right there...tsho!!!>>> hahahahah Monchoo,

 I'll call you when I got the cash...how much???

felfel
05 Jun 2009 15:47

Sorry to be OFFTOPIC, does anyone of u know CASHRETURNS?

Molilo my guess is yimali ebuyayo... cud be rong 


LMAOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

maile
05 Jun 2009 15:48

nice one Kewlgal!
"Sonia Sedibe-needs a new hairstylist period-iweave yakhe ungathi uyifaka yilabosisi abahlala phambi kwase Boulders. She cannot blame irecessin-it has always been bad. No Dineo (Katlego) ikhanda manje ungathi iqanda nje.-come now learn from uConnie ladies... " true!

LOL@Monchooza... i can picture Kuli!

"AS 4 Camagwini she is my taxi mate oko izithi seat next 2me when im goin 2eastgate her long earing always traumitise me!" tl tl tl tl tl tl

Can some1 please tell Masello (if u stil remember her) to please take a shower & wear clean clothes?!

Brown Shuga
05 Jun 2009 15:49

Thanks Kewl Gal....at least I can keep that hair for long!

belz
05 Jun 2009 15:50

LOL Cheesa. LMAO so hard at the coming back money. hahahahahahahahahah yhu shem TVSA irocka sho.

ms.tebby
05 Jun 2009 15:50

u also an accountant molilo....my head is spinning right now cant help u nw, check me onmonday,LOL

JadaPinkett
05 Jun 2009 15:51

Keep shoppin Miss Khanyi, its ur man's money, they r jealous.. Who cares abt buying a house when u can rent it.. Go Khanyi!! dig's u gal...
En they really mst stop telling lies abt Khanyi coz she's ma gal en wat worries ppl if she's broke it's not about her ne i gues but it's about she ddn't hide that she's dating an old sugar daddy

Brown Shuga
05 Jun 2009 15:52

Heheheh Cheesa kanti why didn't you just buy the mag?? lol

Pooky
05 Jun 2009 15:52

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha HAYI HAYI Monchooooza amanga aluhlaza ntombazana!! 

Monchooza  IS A MAN not intombazana LOL

myname
05 Jun 2009 15:55

I was once stayed in the same complex noNyandoro (Sundowns player), I must say, he is a gentleman. 

He was always nice. Wayengaphaphi.

KewlGaL
05 Jun 2009 16:03

Monchooza IS A MAN not intombazana LOL.....OOOOooopss!!

Askies Monchoooo, yhuuu how can I!! 

Can some1 please tell Masello (if u stil remember her) to please take a shower & wear clean clothes?! ......... LMAO!!!

Really now!!  what's up with these guys & bein diiirty!! is it some arty farty ppl's thing or what? I cud'nt believe my eyes the other day seein u Zuluboy.. WTHeeck  really???

Amza
05 Jun 2009 16:06

Hayi mani you guys I think we all need prayers or some sort of  cleansing seriously angeke phela at some point we all sound like we are born from the same mother. Craziness at its best...hhahahahah.............

monchooza
05 Jun 2009 16:20

<<<I was once stayed in the same complex noNyandoro>>>

kwa kwa kwa kwa...I am not a mlungu mara this kinda talk reminds me of my Uncle....lol

Pooky
05 Jun 2009 16:24

LMAO monchooza....hayi wena uhleli nge savanah at your desk, yini ngawe today

myname
05 Jun 2009 16:38

I wonder what is it Monchy.

Guys have a fabulous weekend & plz take care!

Oh be4 i forget, Katlego, BTW means By The Way.

Ciau

monchooza
05 Jun 2009 16:44

Pooky its a friday...i always get drunk in the office on friday

LM
05 Jun 2009 17:03

LOL, uMyname didnt even get it!! ke phoso fela hle Monchooo. I remember when i was still doing inservice training n my english still rusted, this colleague that also did english ka setswana told me gore whenever i spoke english i reminded her of her taxi driver brother.mnnccc!tshwene ga e ipone makopo! Have a fab one Myname!

belz
07 Jun 2009 14:22

Have been asking myself where Tso is, i saw him in church today, and i realised that i iant a groupie, i like him but zange ngimphaphele.

mabhebheza
08 Jun 2009 20:10

Belz..Tso as in Benedict Vilakazi mmmmh..that is my ...........neva mind!!

Foxxy
08 Jun 2009 20:42

Saw Clayton (Siya the star struck producer from Rhythm City) at the kiosk in pick n pay rondebosch. He looked just as hot as he does on tv. If only he were a little bit taller...

Dimago
10 Jun 2009 22:00

I see Hlubi at the randburg gym every tuesday and wednesday. I saw Loyiso at a complext in sunninghill, wonder if he still lives there. Saw Sandi Ngema at a woolies in ranburg opposite virgin active....i used to see fresh's Thabiso at gym, but i dont anymore....

LM
11 Jun 2009 10:04

i used to see fresh's Thabiso at gym, but i dont anymore: kanti a se motswetsi?

maud
11 Jun 2009 10:22

i see Nkululeko aka Flyber of Squarter Camp everyday ,  he is my neighbour is he also  celebrity ne?


i see DJ Sbu  , almost everymonth He is my client, kanene uyi Celeb naye.

i once saw Palisa Ndu @ the Salon in Town, deep hilbrow

KK 2008
12 Jun 2009 22:59

I see uJUJU (Julius Malema) always around Polokwane shopping...le ge bare banna  ba fedile I will never go for that one...
I see u Zamajobe too...shame, definitely recession hasn't missed her too in a BIG way. I still see Yvonne Chaka-CHaka....*SIGH* if only she could calm down to mother earth.She honestly thinks the sun shines out her **S.I haven't seen Brown (Ex Selimathunzi presenter) lately but used to see him all the time. Nigga is really messed up in a big way...his phone ringing off the hook with baby-mamas ba nyaka pap geld, broke always...BORING!!!

mathata
12 Jun 2009 23:58

Iv seen CHICHI LETSWALO at Bebe ,life is 100% good for her.

kellogs
13 Jun 2009 11:11

i saw Lele Ledwaba aka pinky ko Stokvel at a fishery close to my work in Bree Street CPT, with her very tired old da brats, i'm like: hasn't she ever heard of a weave?nxa oh ya and the new Mojo Khumalo, he was down to earth but that Pinky nc nc nc nc...

mjj
13 Jun 2009 12:39

I saw Kris and Kim Kardashian, Ciara, Beyonce and Jay-z..................also i was in the same flight with some girl who presents Top Billing, i think she's married to a Kwaito star? Not sure..........

Pooky
15 Jun 2009 11:21

haven't seen Brown (Ex Selimathunzi presenter) lately but used to see him all the time. Nigga is really messed up in a big way...his phone ringing off the hook with baby-mamas ba nyaka pap geld, broke always...BORING!!!

KK2008....uBrown usishiyile sisi...he passed on saturday, the day you wrote your reply little gal

Zah000
15 Jun 2009 11:27

zozoe
15 Jun 2009 11:41

<<her very tired old da brats>> kwa kwa kwa kwa

Nna i saw Ishmael and Puff Johnson joo they were so cosy love was in the air and they are cute together , hamba ishmael

Krissy
15 Jun 2009 12:04

OMW Pooky are u serious? That is so sad. Let me google him

myname
15 Jun 2009 12:07

Shame Pooky, ndimbone kwiSowetan .

Ilife iskorokoro mfethu. Plz guys take good care of yourselves.

myname
15 Jun 2009 12:09

I saw Kris and Kim Kardashian, Ciara, Beyonce and Jay-z..................also i was in the same flight with some girl who presents Top Billing, i think she's married to a Kwaito star? Not sure..........

LOL Mjj, yours is 2 extraordinary!

LM
15 Jun 2009 13:18

sorry, offtopic: 

heh batho, Brown Matsime of Sellimathunzi is no more!!! Aowa re a fela ka nnete!!!

http://www.sowetan.co.za/News/Article.aspx?id=1018048

zozoe
15 Jun 2009 13:32

tjo! Brown may he rest in peace

KK 2008
17 Jun 2009 01:25

Guys I feel horrible after posting that reply on the eve of Brown's death. EIsh, i am sorry!

smadzadza B
17 Jun 2009 02:46

Dont wory KK sometimes we say things that we dont mean. Okwenzekile kufana nokudaliweyo.

odie
17 Jun 2009 08:45

Off topic - i have been reading how badly our celebs are affected by recession 
Sun goddess - they have closed 3 stores hey e e 

KK 2008
17 Jun 2009 21:10

Eish Odie, they just overdid the shops in the first place...I do not think they thought their business model through...As much as I loved their pieces and own a dozen of their outfits, I think they should have just gone slower. Imagine rental ya Sandton city, Rosebank stores etc and they were not even utilising the shop floors all that well plus they cannot retain their customers with the prives they charged. Oh well, let them scale down like every one during these tough times.

mabhebheza
19 Jun 2009 19:42

A blocker reported on Fb that they just saw Rkelly in Sandton 2day others reported they will be seeing him @Noord taxi rank kobuti abagudnda ibrush ! LOL

i saw Rapulane on Tuesday brotha needs eat & fix those abs!
Also saw Judith Sephuma 2day at woolies shooo haai no ishwapha izibejeje kwek !!

mabhebheza
20 Jun 2009 12:54

It was confirmed that it was a fact R kelly was at Sandton izolo !!

cleve
20 Jul 2009 10:38

Anyone spotted any of our home grown "celebrities"

Dash
20 Jul 2009 10:47

Yeah cleve.. spotted the guy from Muvhango (sp) the one with a pretoria accent and a very rough skin. spotted him ko midrand shisanyama with some dunuza girls shaking what their mommas gave them. oh.. he was wearing construction work jucket (matalanyana). are those things in now? because my saturday "date" rocked in a suit of those for our SANTON party on saturday. mfim...

Matha
20 Jul 2009 10:54

Helman Mkhelele  

myname
20 Jul 2009 11:00

LOL Dash, u mean i overall/over rall??? lol

I can imagine that blue one hihihihi.

Eish talking about Shisanyama, u would swear some girls went 2 buy a special outfit 4 yona. Other than that baba bahle abanye shame

tizoz
20 Jul 2009 11:04

are those things in now? because my saturday "date" rocked in a suit of those for our SANTON party on saturday. mfim...

lol, u should have told him to go back and change...lol... are you sure he wasn't wearing Dickies, plela there is a fine line between Dickies and Siyasebenza....lol even the colours match

cleve
20 Jul 2009 11:06

@ Dash I wouldn't know about those jackets.

Dash
20 Jul 2009 11:14

yes overall myname but the two piece one. and I don't think it was Dickies tizoz. when i asked him about the dress code he said he had two options - to wear a formal suit or that thing he was wearing because he had to carry his gun. I was like lemme see your gun and shoo it was the cuties gun i've ever seen.

KewlGaL
20 Jul 2009 11:20

Yhuuuu Helman!!! 

What was he famous for again? Lol...

Ok was at Yintwengekhoyo girl's (Lelethu) birthday party in Metro (Benmore) last Thursday, I must say that place is turning to be a HOT place right now.. BUT I hate these wannabee girls that you always see in every party around Jo'burg.. Gosh its a pity I cant name drop.. 
Saw Mirriam Ngomane the model (Rolling my eyes) there, Oh well what can I say! if its not her its her friends but the whole crew looks **** cheap***.  

The previous week saw Kuli Roberts there Drunk as a Mofo, wearing an animal printed knee length fur jacket in her famous RED LIPSTIC. Lasisi needs to go home and do Isiko ASAP... Lol
Talkin abt red lipstic, whats up with her & Cassandra in Red lipstics? saw pics of them on FB lookin they are abt to divulge in some serious lesbo kiss.. That Cassanda gal has been bewitched by Kuli serious..

Just have to say that R. Kelly is a fine brother up close!


cleve
20 Jul 2009 11:30

The previous week saw Kuli Roberts there Drunk as

J
a what is wrong with that woman always getting drunk to a stupor. Saw her at the Durban July drunk at the Peroni Lounge,

Saw Andile with a very scary looking hairstyle also at the Durban July.

Andre Arendse there at Gold Reef city on Saturday with his son(cute)

Mafresh
20 Jul 2009 11:31

Mna I met Kagiso Lediga ( that guy needs iWaskom and waslap along with surf micro) and Loyiso( with pants maragong) ko Sandton city

tizoz
20 Jul 2009 11:40

when i asked him about the dress code he said he had two options - to wear a formal suit or that thing he was wearing because he had to carry his gun. I was like lemme see your gun and shoo it was the cuties gun i've ever seen

was it the first time you saw his gun...lol!!!!!!

felfel
20 Jul 2009 11:41

YDE 50 % off sale is ON!!!!!!!!
"everything for R90" sale is looming!!!!!!!!!

felfel
20 Jul 2009 11:44

Mafresh don't u mean he needs umadubhula/okanye lasepha yamahashe nengxowa ye orange le iorange nelitye lokulola, lol

KewlGaL
20 Jul 2009 11:45

Ncoooo Tumi from Tumi & the volume is soo cute & chubby, I could play with his cheeks all nite!! Also saw him taking advantage of the on going sale in Sandton City..

P.S. can some1 loan me some money or sponsor me, this sale has been goin on 4ever and I still haven't done my therapy as yet.. reccesssion is such a backside!

cleve
20 Jul 2009 11:48

YDE 50 % off sale is ON!!!!!!!!
"everything for R90" sale is looming!!!!!!!!!

Iyoo will be there tonight. I don't buy if ther is no sale

KewlGaL
20 Jul 2009 11:50

YDE 50 % off sale is ON!!!!!!!!
"everything for R90" sale is looming!!!!!!!!!

Lord I saw it Fel... I was going bonkas in that place!!!

ngwana
20 Jul 2009 11:50

Iv seen CHICHI LETSWALO at Bebe ,life is 100% good for her.>>
she is  working in the States now, I think she decided to give up on the acting dream.

felfel
20 Jul 2009 11:58

Cleve i'm there like a bear this afternoon too, the R90 one is sooo not worth it, its just madness, u end up buying things for the sake of R90 qha, and in all honesty there's nothing that fly about YDE clothes at all, the designs don't change every year. Those harem pants they sell Truworths has them too, those coats are cheaper ko Pta Central (same material), Prato has better shoes, the scarves Woolies has them same price even softer....etc, but i'm still there like a bear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cleve
20 Jul 2009 12:02

but i'm still there like a bear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL
. Nomakanjani

Mafresh
20 Jul 2009 12:08

LOL @ felfel. Madubula, the african version 4 dip(jeyes fluid). Ha wa loka waitse. U remind me of eprimary school, cleaning loo's in da morning. O still hate dip le kajeno.

Why mara usifaka ekweletini mfazi? phela im still batling to master the 60:20:10:10 ntoni-ntoni rule

Loreal
20 Jul 2009 12:09

Can one of you PM KewlGal how to upload pics i can't wait to seee them please

KewlGaL
20 Jul 2009 12:13

Can one of you PM KewlGal how to upload pics i can't wait to seee them please

Yes please Loreal that wud be great, or maybe someone can give me Tashi's e-mail ad was told to ask her..

felfel
20 Jul 2009 12:15

LOL Mafresh then refrain gal, i've got an account with them and my balance is below R1000, i keep it for the sale qha cos it always comes mid-month, its called control, and like i said there's nothing HOO HAAA about those clothes.









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