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Its a joke

Written by Sobza from the blog JUST SOBZA on 11 Jun 2010
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A drunk man decided 2 take a pee

There were thirsty cows nearby....

As he urinated, this cow approached & slowly sucked him......he said "Hayi Kgomo.....Kgomoo he e mane...! ako butle Kgomooo mane, soka Kgomo....!!!

His tone changed as he climaxed & he said "Kgomz...Kgomza...Kgomisto...Kgomololo....Kgomzoro...Kgomaristo....Kgomzozilala.

As he was about 2 finish, ooooooooh Kgomo tlhe....Kgomo wa nrata kapa wang user.




18 Comments

Sobza
11 Jun 2010 11:46

For those with a sense of humour

maddie
11 Jun 2010 12:51

sobza o ya hlanya waitse

Sobza
11 Jun 2010 13:30

Oh yeah baby I m

60 Plus Madala
11 Jun 2010 13:54

Tjo Sobza.... This unholy hmoir... GPY 
*lukin around & reading again*

Vania
18 Jun 2010 15:29

Yo thsi just cracked me.......hi mabloggers m new koTVSA

Sobza
22 Jun 2010 10:54

Unholy Madala? tl tl tl tl

milkshake
22 Jun 2010 11:25

kwa kwa..so funny,better than sgologo movie thing.

VusiK
23 Mar 2011 21:37

Love It!

myname
31 Mar 2011 12:41

I need water Sobzalicious!!!!!!!!

Im SHINIFIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahahahahahahaha OMG!!!!!!!!

charmagal
31 Mar 2011 12:57

GPY..........kgomo e thosa madala

VusiK
31 Mar 2011 13:06

"Uzoba nezinkomo eziningi Mfana wami!" ... says Madala when he gets home and uses his grandson for a towel ... No we know the origin of the glazed expression on the old man's face and why he's squatting behind the wall in the Corner ... He's waiting on his favorite Cow .... No wonder the boy resolves to go buy him a KFC streetwise Two!

gambukazi
31 Mar 2011 13:12

hahahahhahahha, tltltltltlttll guyz come on nkomo qha? hayi madala,maan ppl are asking what am i loughing @, i cant explain.

yhoooo hayi ngeke.

liya2010
31 Mar 2011 13:14

VusiK uyandigqiba ngoku, intloko yam ibuhlungu kuhleka

VusiK
31 Mar 2011 13:16

Perhaps the old man fantasizes about him having many cows also ... imagine ... his own bovine harem .... Have you guys seen a cow working its tongue around some grass? It is truly enough to inspire any old man! Shame... Kgomo ea mo User!

Sbam
31 Mar 2011 13:27

Lol

Hee - Whateva happened to 60 Plus Madala, has he retired already to old age already.  He always had interesting things to say, i miss his wisdom.

Sbam
31 Mar 2011 13:27

has he retired to old age already

andi01
31 Mar 2011 14:05

Kgomo wa nrata kapa wang user- LOL price less, this made my day LOL

duder
21 May 2012 15:49

guyz somebdoy please send me a link to get more JOKES.. wil be posting mine here sooon!!
follow me at http://www.facebook.com/sobernedic?ref=tn_tnmn to get more jokes


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