The Namibian's Selma Shipanga shared her
Danny interview with us and today she shares a wrap of Tuesday night's Big Brother sexcapades in a special guest column. Stacks of thanks to Selma and to
MemeJ who hooked us up.
Well I’ll be dayumned!OMG. Never have I seen so much ‘between-the-sheets’ rustling from Big Brother housemates in a single night. And don’t even get me started on the supposed power cut.
And Karen. Oh Karen. Goodness Karen. For the love of Naija, Karen. The girl went on a ‘get-some’ rampage, never mind who or what.
Lights Out!OK, so have our beloved housemates have been putting up an act all this time ... is who they’ve portrayed themselves to be the real them? Trust Biggie to try and ‘expose’ housemates by implementing a fake power outage in the house.
Alright, so I might be stretching the truth a bit and Biggie’s intentions with the power outage might not have been to unmask the inner alter egos of the housemates but rather, to see how well they can cope without power.
Biggie might as well have made an announcement telling the housemates to bring out their naughtiness because dayum, things got reaaaaaallllyyyy heated up on Tuesday night.
It seems that some housemates seemed to think the power outage also applied to the cameras.
Not. In fact, the cameras were rolling and picked up on all the goings-on of the housemates.
For starters, Kim - the girl who not so long ago tried in vain to get Nic under her wing - found herself hauled off to bed by hunky Lomwe. Oh yes, even I was veeery unsettled by this occurrence. And this wasn’t just an innocent boy-girl sharing bed gesture. The earth may not have shaken, but the duvet sure moved!
Whether anything happened, in the Full Monty sense, between the two though, only they know - but one thing I know for sure is that I saw heavy blanket movements - the kind of ‘foreplay’ or fiddling, at least, that we see in movies.
Now this Lomwe is one lucky dude. Just on Monday, he snuggled up with Vina for the night, and now it’s Kim. I wonder who will be his vleis kombers (human ‘blanket’) in the days to come.
By the way, when questioned by Kim about his ties with Vina, he said that apparently they are just “friends”. I’ve heard that one before Lomwe
ag nee tog!
And the band played on! Alex did trumpet solo (if you know what I mean). Mmmhhh, should I really spell it out and mention that he put his hands to work – nuff said! And not even under the covers ...
Lip Service
Add to that the main characters in one of the most drawn-out soapie scenarios on BBA: Luclay and Weza.
The yes-we-can / no-we-can’t duo could be seen dodging the cameras in an attempt to indulge in a private, camera-free, liplocking session. And indulge they did - under the shield of a blanket and Luclay’s scarf, while the rest of the housemates slept inside.
Weza tried to stave off the attentions of the South African, but succumbed to the pressure a few times before drawing the line, and calling it a day.
Talking of Vina, poor girl was once again reduced to tears. This time the cause wasn’t someone’s eviction (as was the case on Sunday with Felicia, who she put on the chopping block). The reason for the latest verse of ‘cry me a river’ was Baby Phat model Vimbai.
Vina reportedly offloaded some views about Vimbai to other housemates. Alex was amongst those housemates and the news was just too precious for brotherman to stomach and keep to himself. Instead, he told Vimbai.
Guns blazing and all, Vimbai decided to confront Vina. The rest, as they say, “is history”.
My peeps, the games are getting interesting!
Girl Gone WildKaren is the type of girl who voices what she feels, believes in the power of being upfront and goes for what she wants. So when the urge to kiss someone grew in her on Tuesday, she turned to Zeus.
Unfortunately for her, Zeus is kind of spoken for and put up resistance.
Now I’ve mentioned that Karen is the kind of girl who goes for what she wants, right! So when Zeus resisted giving Karen some lip action, the Naija wild child did what not too many other people would do - she begged for a kiss.
Brotherman even fled to another room only to have Karen chase him, corner him on the bed and try and pursue what she wanted.
The two even engaged in something of a wrestling match - all in the name of a kiss. Zeus wouldn’t budge and Karen was left with egg on her face … hmmmm, or maybe not.
She seemed to have a ball telling some of the other girls, including our Bernadina, about how the action went down. Some of the details are a wee bit too racy to print!
Anyway, any bruised ego there may have been didn’t last long though before she reached for her DIY vibrating tool.
She even warned the others in the room to close their ears. Whether Karen used the tool or not remains a mystery - there was a power cut remember!