It's been three years since we suffered Mama June and the reality low of her child-rearing skills on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and now she's back.
But less than half of her returns.
Witness the change between then and now:
Before
After. Photo'd by TMZ
She's lost 300 pounds since we last saw her i.e.136 kg. She was 209 kg during Boo Boo and now she's down to 73kg.
And she has a reality show to tell us aaaaaall about how she did it. It's called Mama June: From Not to Hot and it premieres on TLC on Tuesday night (10 October) at 20h55.
It follows her as she exercises and healthy-eats her way to thinness and good health. NOT.
It starts with her going under the knife. Spliced and diced baby!
And then she goes the "health" route, cutting out the waterfalls of Mountain Dew she used to drink, working with a trainer etc.
Ultimately the Honey Boo Boo phenomenon has become all about her since it was cancelled in 2014 when June was accused of dating registered sex offender Mark McDaniel.
June denied he was a paedophile but he was on the Sex Offenders Register and her eldest daughter Anna
told Radar that she was molested by him so June chose pure SCUM over her family.
Flash forward three years and she's replaced her children as the star of the show and she isn't going anywhere because From Not to Hot has already been renewed for Season 2.
Only on TLC.